Challenge #03903-J251: Catharsis Exercise
"What's that human doing with all those blades?"
"They're going to go and calm down."
"I .......see.... so... what are they going to do with them?"
The counselor points to a door marked "Rage space" and opened it to show a knife-throwing range.
"Like I said, going to go and calm down." -- Anon Guest
Companion Burd watched the procedure from the safe side of an observation window. Human Duke printed out some pages of cheap flimsy with images and words on them, and taped them to the targets at the other end of the range. Ze then lined up all hir knives so they were easy to grab in a hurry.
Then, pointing at each target in turn, ze recited a primitive choosing rhyme. Once a target was selected, ze began throwing knives. Screaming foul words that, thanks to the Offensensitivity Filters, were obfuscated by their meaning.
Child of a female dog, spawn of an unsanctified union, copulation, urine, feces, various reproductive organs, it was all there. When Duke ran out of knives, ze retrieved them and, panting, started over.
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Plot I need, either to happen in game or here: Traveler goin heckin Ape Shitt on sb bc they have had Enough of getting wrapped up in people’s messes and seeming running into dead end after dead end on their sibling, and the sb is just another who was nothing but cruel and self-serving to the point where it hurt the people of the nation as a whole, but someone else intervenes before Traveler can take things too far, offering them comfort and saving them from doing something potentially irredeemable/irreversible-
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"I'm killing the Knave second. You're first, you whoring lunatic—"
@boomermania
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jumping off that timeloop post too. massacre route nanashi will be trying to reach a solution to get them out, he is pushing for success, for godhood--if THEY sit on the throne of god (something actually attainable in smti/v), then the time loop HAS to end. Someone on the throne of god can surely control time.
Anyways. Of course nanashis direction towards doing this is at the detriment of the rest of humanity. Flynn won't stand for it.
And so uh, theyre forced into a stalemate. Flynn destroys the world to reset them and to keep nanashi from the throne. And nanashi keeps pressing for the throne so he can control time.
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as the awards season starts and Tár is doing well, I'd like to share that when I was visiting my parents at some point they told me that they had gone to see it recently and I thoughtlessly said "oh I heard that was good" and my mother wheeled on me like I had insulted her personally and thundered WHO TOLD YOU THAT
they hated it so much they walked out and I can only imagine the rage they'll feel when it inevitably gets nominated for best picture
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convinced that every single tumblr post of the genre of some random person adding onto it with a funny little joke and then the op adds more to it or has a quick comeback are all fake and are actually the op's side accounts. every interaction where someone adds onto another post, from what i have seen that is not staged, is always someone being negative or horrible and op being equally distasteful back
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Challenge #03874-J222: Pitching Therapy Assistance
I made a special virtual reality program for people with explosive tempers. When they get angry, they go into the specially padded room, put on the VR goggles and haptic feedback suit and gloves, and do whatever they need to do to get it out of their system. There's been a lot of success in helping people control their tempers until they can get to the Let it out rooms. -- Anon Guest
[AN: As far as anger management is concerned, mindful meditation also helps, but I assume this is for the peeps for whom meditation doesn't stick]
Sometimes, as the Humans are wont to say, you just have to punch something. For those cogniscents not accustomed to rhetorical expressions, the Humans are talking about themselves. They're the ones who feel compelled to perform some violence.
Much has been done to curb this emotional response in our favourite Deathworlders. But despite every best effort, there are times when anger can only be vented safely.
Hence my virtuality program, Duke it Out. If experienced within a save environment, or with the help of a neuro-motor bypass unit, it allows our Humans to just punch or otherwise attack the ever-loving excrement out of any foe they choose. It's fully customisable, with options for realism, destruction, and physics.
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searching for a therapist has been like *emails therapist, they respond, panic, delete all emails, try to forget this ever happened, rinse repeat*
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the way that so many fan interpretations of ed have him get overstimulated by chaos/noise, go nonverbal, like when stede plays with his hair, be subby, get nervous about his knee hurting, absolutely melt at praise and go wide-eyed and stunned at compliments/flirting?? he is LITERALLY just like me fr. I know its a meme I know but he is. just like me fr.
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