#IM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS.

[faeriebottled97]

Orange cat disorder 🙄 transparent under the cut

#my art #this is rlly risky but im gonna put it in his tag #im clutching my fucking pearls praying no weirdos rb this #american psycho #patrick bateman

[ribbittrobbit]

screaming from the rooftops: more people should read jane austen’s persuasion, bec frederick wentworth’s pettiness deserves to be adapted into as many different forms of media as darcy’s awkward pining

#im a sucker for austen bec of the pining #and just the overall Vibes of how slowly things move #and the interpersonal micro dramatics of it all #i would love to be able to clutch at my pearls at someone being snubbed at a ball is all im saying #i couldnt handle bridgerton bec there is no restraint #its the opposite ofna bodice ripper and i love it #persuasion #jane austen #captain wentworth

[hyp3rfixation-h3ll]

listen with the announcement in the direct im SO happy i moved from twt because if i had to see shitty "ttyd vs tok" "this is how paper mario is supposed to be" jokes / discourse made by dudebros far outside the demographic paper mario is meant to be for i'd simply have to become the next biggest slasher film villain and im Not even kidding

#the captain's rambles #pmtok #paper mario #paper mario the thousand year door #paper mario ttyd #nintendo direct spoilers #nintendo direct #like i swear to god #touch this holy land with your devilish opinions and tomfoolery i will Smite you with all ive got #like im happy ttyd is coming to switch but equally unexcited bc the majority of the ttyd fanbase is annoying nostalgia babies -- #-- who clutch their pearls and scream bloody murder whenever newer parts of the franchise are ... gulps .... *different* #this is also a big day for one of my friends who fucking loves the x-nauts though :o) theyre gonna be so happy #no dudebros. no fucking dudebros /ref #i just Know a bunch of tasteless really awful “flexing” or bragging is gonna come from that side of the fanbase like STFU

[lilcetis]

kinda sad toa ignored mary darci and claire's friendship we could've had amphibia levels of girl drama

#and by girl drama i mean best friends settling their differences by beating the shit out of each other and being kinda gay #in my mind claire=marcy anne=darci and sasha=mary #like correct me if im wrong but we never got closure with... you know... claire kinda abandoning her bffs since forever #thinking abt my “mary&darci get powers” au #not tagging bc god forbid ppl find it [clutches pearls] #jace yaps #mary wang #darci scott #claire nuñez

[francy-sketches]

I hateeee how asoiaf has just become the "incest books lol" to so many people. what a dumb and reductive way to look at a series that has so much more like. of all the things you could say are the central themes of asoiaf incest in not one of them lmao.(yes obviously it's present, but not nearly as much as people make it out to be) And this isn't about people who havent read it and are just judging from the outside bc who gives a shit about them. But I see this mostly from fans and its just??? what the fuck did you read/watch lmao. I mean even hotd which centers around thee incest family isnt about the incest and you'd have to have negative media literacy to think it is.

Also it's fucking insane how being uncomfortable with incest shipping gets you ridiculed in this fandom lmao. like I'm not here to be the morality police ship whatever the fuck you want idc. but dont be surprised when it makes people uncomfortable??? "ummm if you dont like incest why are you reading the incest books/watching the incest show??? weirdo" I dont fucking know man maybe all the other 348593 interesting things it's about. just a guess. And these are the same people who go on about "well just bc you write something fucked up doest mean you agree with it" which. yes! true!! then why do you uncritically endorse targ incest blood purity 😭 do you think maybe that's one of the things grrm wrote that he doesnt agree with? of course not, hotd is a cautionary tale about the dangers of not doing incest and what happens when you let your pure valyrian blood be contaminated by gross peasant genes from outside your family ^_^ obviously ^_^ and anyone who's not into your incest ships is a bigot <3 "but it's normal in their world!1!11!!!" no its not lol. and even if it was. marrying children is also normal in their world what's your point

#.txt #asoiaf #incest cw #'the gods hate incest. Look how they brought down the Targaryens' <- chracter who clearly thinks incest is normal #btw with incest i mostly mean siblings here. bc cousins seems to be pretty normal for them. but there's a big difference lol #its normal for the targs and that's it #and even then. man it would have been so interesting to explore targ incest as psychological horror rather that 'perfect uwu babies' #like imagine being a kid showing normal affection to your sibling and your parents are like. omg someone's in love <3 #thats so fucked up and interesting to me!! but no instead we get 'and baegel married his sistercousin and they lives happily ever after <3' #btw i wanna make it clear im not clutching my pearls at people who think incest in asoiaf is interesting #or like it in a 'wow that's fucked up. more' kinda way #but man the 'uwu incest romance' people are so annoying lol. daemon is a malewife sure whatever make everything boring #also i think its gross lmao but again ship what you want idc #especially when its not canon like. why do you want extra incest 🤨 #im so tired of seeing helaemond everywhere jfc leave them aloneeee. aemond is a freak but not in that way -_- #lucemond also. die #cringe ass ship names btw -_- #sorry for the rant i dont like to get too serious but this annoys me so baddd #anyway f&b was a mistake

[54prowl]

I remember this person I used to consider a friend way back who only interacted with me to police what I did or to mention some other person copying something they did and just having general bad juju. heavy black hole vibe...

anyway if you've read this and the tags, drop me a paw print boop 🐾🐾

#ooc #open tags at your own risk and grab a cuppa #cuppa ready? ok let's go gamers #which is so funny like idk!! #''i can't believe someone would write the same trope after i did and it gets more notes'' #''oh prowl i also had that idea last week'' #be normal!!! #it's the holier than thou 'i write better and put more effort in my fanfiction than you do' mindset that you need to burn to a crisp fr #but it's also the tone policing and white woman pearl clutching that i could not handle #it's also the sending themself and others (incl me) anon hate #and the vaguing on dash how can i ever forget!!! #glad that's over #anyway if you have a person like this in your life....cut them off #they are siphoning your energies and you are not a healthcare worker to sit there and wait for them to get better #tons of friends out there to make with the time you'll be saving from their drama lbr #anyway freely and liberally nuke your old accounts #nuking old accounts feel like a weight off your shoulders #life is good if you make it good babey #ok im done #idk why i thought of them suddenly #they're probably into bts now or some other thing

[babygorewhore]

I am still unsure as to why a 30 plus strange man would come into my DMs on here and ask for deep throating. Like WHY ME?!?!?! LIKE I WANNA DEEP THROAT EDDIE!

#personal #WILD #IM BAFFLED #Clutching my pearls

[nightmare-catguy]

Got the anon hate about @/avewy and gotta stress like. Shit isn’t fucking okay please block and report if you get that in your inbox. Turning mine off wth :(

#I didnt know ppl were spreading anon hate like this #they say these things like im meant to clutch at my pearls #most surface level ass shit #she can show whatever she wants #and her friends can like whatever they want #fuck you lol #im seeing it was being spread a lot #its clearly hurting her #which is so fucked up #you people are fucked #i don’t agree with everything she reblogs or says #but people don’t deserve this shit.

[mellohisanart]

hello skephalo community just thought id let you know that the necklace skeppy gave bad is a $600+ LOUIS VUITTON NECKLACE.

don’t NOBODY tell bad he will NEVER wear it again 😭

#im clutching my pearls #im GAGGED #imagine meeting up w ur best friend for the first time ever and you buy him a SIX HUNDRED DOLLAR PLUS NECKLACE #and PUT IT ON HIM #in front of GOD AND EVERYONE #(the stream) #not art

[dormont]

palkia you son of a bitch

#bwark #when the bw anime was first coming out i was watching it subbed and it was actually my first exposure to subbed anime #and my dumb little 10 yr old brain was so confused by the process at the time #and the subs i watched made ash say damn all the time #and it scared me i was genuinely like he would not fucking say that #it got even worse when my mom got the official manga for giratina and the sky warrior because i remember him saying damn in that too?? #and looking back on it im like. was that really official? because i doubt pokemon would allow that to be said in official merch #but i also frequently gaslight myself into thinking weird things about media are true when they're not #like when i could've sworn that if you lost to koffing and zubat in explorers of time (but not sky i don't think) koffing would literally #say hell #or how you could make link eat worms in twilight princess (honestly still haven't fact checked this and i can't find anything about it #online but i'm choosing to believe that tp link does eat worms regardless of if it's true or not) #but anyway back to my point. ash saying damn was like the scariest thing to me as a kid i literally couldn't finish that manga because of it #it didn't scare me when i got to the bw subs but i would still clutch my pearls at it #and now ash calling the god of space a son of a bitch is so fucking funny to me

[hyah-lian]

you ever give yourself musical whiplash?

#i think its just the scene im trying to write but my all-day-jams from the last few days are not hitting #one started and i straight up had a clutching my freaken pearls moment like yo woah. woaaahhhh dial it back bro #that is not the kind of energy in the room rn what #/what/ the energy is. i have no idea. but i know it is not that

[savnofilter]

I had an account follow me but they reposted another account that post 💩 diaper vids. I hate it here

oh that's not...

#i #im clutching my pearls rn #the ones following me have been reblogging one post of something fandom related but THAT?! #have some class ong!! #babeyvenus #sav's fam ❤️ #d dabbles

[maurypovichofficial2]

Jacob is so big and Barry is so small.......

#im clutching my pearls

[imagine-shenanigans]

hi! i LOVE you goap x reader fic. seriously, ITS SO GOOD OMG. i love the characterisation and how you write the dark content stuff. anyways, before i run up the word count i wanted to ask- do you have a update schedule for the fic? i seriously devoured the new chapter is not even funny 😭😭😭

IM CRYIN AND DIPPING YOU TENDERLY IN THE MOONLIGHT FRFR.

the fucking outpour of support and love has been insane on this fic like im not even kidding when i say i expected like maybe ten kudos max until i got further into the fic/itd been up awhile. it feels like being scruffed like a cat and held up high in the fandom. fucking insane.

anyway to actually answer your question before I go back to bed for a couple hours I do not have a schedule! I'll elaborate more and put a tldr lol. But I've found personally trying to keep a deadline has a negative effect on my writing, so what I've instead been doing is making myself write two chapters worth before i post one, or I at least have to have most of the second chapter outlined. So chapter 3 was posted after I figured out exactly how I want chapter 4 to go and got like. 1k into it. so chapter 4 will be posted when I get either all of 5 written or most of it outlined! Depends on the content of the chapter ngl

Since chapter 4 is gonna be like. all fucking porn I know theres nothjng I'll have to retcon/rearrange in 3 lmao

tldr- no i dont have a schedule, but i do make up for it with my insane ramblings on here and also in the fic itself teehee 💖

#not an imagine #mod strawberry #asks #man why did i put mod strawberry as my catchall for everything i do im thr only one here #ah well old habits #anyway again im dipping u in the moonlight #also yes chapter 4 is gonna be punishment sex not involving the reader and yes its going to have me clutching at my pearls every time #every time i come.back to it in the doc im like DAMN WHO SAID THAG

[feral-and-or-horny]

im sorry that ur poll's replies are getting out of hand, that genuinely must be frustrating :( i thought it was a fun little thought experiment! and i liked seeing myself and my followers' tags on it :P

Thank you. I expected it to be more light hearted than it's been tbh, like, I didn't expect the number of people who would be like "no, I hate myself too much"

Also I'm shocked at the number of people whining over the ethics of fucking your genetic clone being technically incest. It's not that fuckin deep, you are welcome to imagine your clone existing in whatever state that makes you most comfortable.

#if the attention on the poll doesn't die put in the next day or so im deleting it #people's utter lack of imagination and the constant pearl clutching is grating on my nerves #and on the flipside im equally irritated with the people acting like anyone who says no is a prude or a liar #ALSO STOP COMPLAINING THAT ITS NOT A YES OR NO QUESTION #IF THERE IS A SITUATION IN WHICH YOU WPJLD WILLINGLY FUCK A CLLSE OF YOURSELF THEN THE ANSWER IS YES #AND YOU CAN SPECIFY THAT SITUATION IN THE TAGS #THAT IS COMPLETELY FAIR AND HONESTLY WOULD BE INTERESTING AS HELL #im gonna make a post of some of the actually nice tags people have left later #my favorites are the handful of people with DID who want to see what would happen #yall are valid as fuck and i respect the scientific curiosity #my answer

[lonelyneuronaboard]

Et tu, AO3?

#ao3 down #pearl clutching #what im gonna do now? #read the unread books that are judging me from my shelves?