#ILLEGAL.

[j-ustkeepgliding]

the only way anyone can score on martin jones is if they bend the laws of space, time and physics and the rangers have done it TWICE

#illegal. #leafs lb

[charnauk]

I have this page sitting in my drafts, tormenting me. I'm so weak for scenes of couples where one is sitting on the other's lap.

#Ultimate fantastic four #Reedsue #earth 1610 #Mean of them to publish a page this cute then break them up so cruelly. #Illegal. #Wholesome tag #It should NOT be forgotten how nice 1610 Reed was ok... :(

[crusty]

if you order delivery and put on the delivery instructions for the driver: "CONTACTLESS/LEAVE AT DOOR" without tipping on card or leaving cash on the doorstep, you need to kill yourself

#crustybabbles #ILLEGAL. #i will spit in your fucking food

[rebelrayne]

A reminder that Hamish is a fucking disappointment.

but I will still take him to the hideaway if I’m allowed to because I have to know how bad it is.

Edit: Jessie’s husband has dubbed him “Anikhamish”

#litg Hamish #litg double trouble #litg #fusebox really said ‘name him Hamish cause he likes HAM’ #wasted all their art budget making this mf look like this #THEN MAKING HIM AWFUL. #ILLEGAL.

[the-patrex]

Im always in the "Rose Tyler is so overrated" team up until I actually rewatch an episode with her. Mf deadass is incredible amazing show stopping

#working class hero Has Anyone Read Your Rights? Do You Want to Join a Union ass #baby. #cHILD!?!?!? OH GOD IM SO MUCH OLDER THAN ROSE NOW #illegal. #also lol my oldest cat is named after her #shut up patrex

[sparrow-in-boots]

in AC3 Desmond should have had from the start access to shit like throwing knives and rope darts and a fucking gun. not that he needs it, but you telling me he knows how to use a whole arsenal and all he gets is a combat knife and a hidden blade?

#bitch not even a hook blade either??? #plus he relived his old memories and you telling me the Farm didn't teach about improvised weapons? #illegal. #anyway Desmond getting a crafting hobby on his (little) free time by improving his blade and working out a basic rope dart #assassin's creed #pardal rambles #ACHCs #ac meta

[osoreruna]

toshinori is actually ( surprisingly ) really good at cooking. he also happens to really enjoy it. however, in his current state, there's a lot he can't ( shouldn't ) eat anymore — of course, a good chunk of them being some of his favorites. on top of that, he hardly eats half a serving at any given sit-down meal — leading to leftovers for days, weeks even if he's made a proper meal. but he doesn't let his predicament stop him from doing something he likes to do. instead, he shares extra servings amongst his staff and few friends, and is even known to pass out meals to complete strangers in need. he will also take up any chance to cook for other people, as he tends to utilize those opportunities to cook some of the things he's not allowed to eat himself anymore. ( possibly a ploy to get a little taste of some of his favorites in the process. but that's not important ! ) all that being said: while he can be considered a pretty amazing cook, he is not allowed to bake.

#𝗨𝗟𝗧𝗥𝗔 𝗔𝗥𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗩𝗘 + [ HEADCANON ] #please if you see him attempting to bake anything #contact local authorities immediately. ♥ #but y'all.... #i ramble about this in another hc post in the drafts so i won't talk too in depth here #but pre-afo toshi ? #toshi in his hero prime ?? #the sheer amount of food this man would consume.........the CALORIES ??? 💀 #illegal. #i typed this because i am very hungry —

[shanbini]

i see someone wants to get blocked tonight

#illegal. #pt

[undeadasshcle]

gotham was wrong for not making jerome a gen z kid and i'm gonna fix it.

#━━ ❛ clown hours : ooc. #he didn't get to meme on gordon even once. #ILLEGAL.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

remember:

like all things, sadness is temporary

WHO THE

FUCK

SENT THIS.

#ILLEGAL. #DON'T BE NICE TO ME #REVEAL THYSELF

[ethtyn]

nobody @ me but i'm feeling some type of way about Martyn's priest outfit rn

#oli zoomed in on it and i fell the FUCK over OHHHHH MY GOD #illegal. #vonswayenthusiast.txt #rats spoilers #vse liveblogs #liveblog: oli's rsmp lore finale

[thedragonagelesbian]

how dare they do this to him.

#ds9 liveblog #:( #illegal.

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[savaralyn2]

WE GOT IT

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dm #marcille #we love our morally dubious 'its not illegal if you don't get caught' girlie!

[blackshvck]

Kung Pow Penising is now illegal

#chatdaw #to b more specific: kung pow penising the st*ff is now illegal #clown website

[starrswara]

netizens are desensitising gruesome things that are taking place in Palestine.

even the internet’s reaction to graphic things such as - pictures of injured children, civilians stuck under rubble, dead bodies of families in their destroyed homes etc. is beyond underwhelming.

DO NOT NORMALISE GENOCIDE.

BREAK THE STIGMA.

#save palestine

#save the children #save gaza #save palestine #free gaza #free palestine #from the river to the sea palestine will be free #palestine #save rafah #free rafah #all eyes on rafah #rafah under attack #hands off rafah #rafah crossing #gaza genocide #gaza strip #gazaunderattack #gaza #news on gaza #stand with gaza #war on gaza #gazaunderfire #ceasefire #jerusalem #israel is an illegal occupier #save