#IKNOW WTA IM TALKIGN ABOUT PELALSSEE

[thegreatestheaver]

I hate when people ask you something about an interest you have and when you answer they’re like “how do you know?” I’m going to murder you

#not in the curious way I mean the condescending way. #this is specifically about tarantula mating. no my tarantulas cannot mate. no they cant make a hybrid. #do i need to sit you down and tell you about mechanical isolation. they are two different genus'. yes theyre closely related. #no they cannot mate. tehy dont have compatable reproductive organs. do i need to sit you down and explain that or can you shut up when i sa #no they cant breed #like. again i love when ppl ask me stuff about bugs i love to infodump but like. #ok eyah this post is abt someone who keeps asking me this (nbh) and like. hes like why dont you breed your spiders #and im like oh well first of all theyre not mature seconf of all they cant even breed #and hes like oh just have them make a hybrid and im like no they cant breed they cant make a hybrid #AND HES LIKE. oh why dont you try tho like how do you know like what if they make a new species. #im going to kill youand hang you on a fucking meat hook ok ? #like. lIKE. HE DOENST LISTNEN TO ME WHEN I TELL HIM THINGS.' #do ineed to sit you down and tell you that the brachypelma genus' copulatory organs are too small compared to the tliltocatl's #do i need to tell you that the brachypelma genus' spermathica baseplate is much stronger and harder than the tliltocatl's. and therefore- #-the male tliltocatyl could not penetrate it. do i need to explain bug sex to you or are you gonna trust me bro #IKNOW WTA IM TALKIGN ABOUT PELALSSEE #not a big deal just. a major pet peeve of mine\ #hollowspeak