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#I've been thinking about this
shotmrmiller · 3 months
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i'm delirious all i can bloody think about is Simon fucking you in what i found is called military style. Kinda on the nose but i digress.
The moment he's got you upside down, you know you're about to get demolished. He fixes his stance until he feels his foundation's solid, then he holds your legs wide apart with a firm grip on your ankles, stuffs himself back into your swollen pussy and fucks.
The angle is so deep he has your cunt making obscene squelching noises. His fat cock drags against your front wall and you can see him inside you with a prominent bulge in your lower tummy- and you know he can see it too because he puts his hand flat on where his tip meets your womb, and for a little extra sensation, he pushes down.
it's brutal really, the way your orgasm is ripped from you, and it's even worse that you're now being covered in your own climax liquid, and Simon is completely undeterred in the pursuit of his own.
You've never been religious but you can't help but mentally reach out to something in orison to help you survive this because Simon's always had incredible stamina, and with the way his breathing is relatively even, yeah, he isn't even close to being done with you just yet.
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egg04 · 1 year
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Oops, more Jem Jitsu AU!
Person: "Lou! Sorry to interrupt, but have you seen Yoshi around? You seem close to him."
Lou: "Sorry, haven't! But I'm sure he's fine."
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Hueso: (wondering how he was the only one to notice)
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pizzarslice · 1 year
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✨also financial help I know who to rely on~✨
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So. So like
admist the chaos of Atlas falling and the evacuation to Vacuo, did anyone like
tell Blake's parents what had presumably happened to her??
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highlifeboat · 5 months
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Randomly remembered that canonically Mia is probably alone on her birthday because her husband is dead and Blue Umbrella supposedly took her child from her.
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tineetinylily · 2 months
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Guys thoughts on making characters (specifically genshin) tanner/darker for hcs?
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bleakfated · 8 days
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luca's a momma's boy hardcore. jess can do no wrong.
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capricorn-0mnikorn · 21 days
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Two of my own answers to the (so-called) "Paradox" thought up by Enrico Fermi:
One: Chances are, it's impossible for complex, multicellular,* organisms to survive for long without the complex networks of simple, single-cell,* organisms of their home planets.
For example, according to this section of the Wikipedia article "Human microbiome", there are more bacterial cells than human cells in our bodies, not to mention all the non-bacterial critters that call us "The universe" (metaphorically speaking).
Once you get past the squick factor, it just makes sense that life starts out small, simple and numerous. And when some of that life gets more complex, and evolves to relatively giant sizes, the smaller life that's already there treats the newcomers simply as another environment to inhabit. And the macro-scaled life simultaneously evolved to depend for their survival on the microbes. Regardless of all the different ways life could evolve, that general pattern is likely to be actually universal, given the laws of entropy, and all.
I imagine that if we ever do find current microbial life on Mars (or other place in our solar system), that we'll probably take it off our list of possible places to colonize, to avoid the risks of either causing an extinction of life already there, or causing the sickness or death of the people we send there.
And I imagine that any super technologically advanced species that develops an understanding and means of interstellar space travel would also have developed an understanding of the tiny universes inside us all. If they do travel outside their home planets, the smart ones will likely avoid any planet that already has life on it.
*or some other evolutionary equivalent to "cells".
Two: There's a good chance that at least some super-intelligent, complex, technologically advanced, species evolved, and continue to live under their planet's oceans,* in which case, it's unlikely that most of their populations would have the same intense fascination with far-away stars that we do.
*if Earth's octopuses can give us any clues; I've heard it said that if octopuses ever evolve to live for multiple generations, and pass down their accumulated knowledge, they'd be the ones putting us in terrariums, instead of us putting them in aquariums.
...I'm sorry if this post has given you any nightmare fuel.
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pokemonpowergirl · 1 year
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JN132 will forever be the peak of Ash and Pikachu's long 25 year journey together. From the moment, the bond that has build up between them, all of the friends and villians they have made, Pokemon Ash caught and befriended, all of the places and regions they've been in, every battle they faced, every battle they have won and lost, and for every obstacle they hit, everything they've learned, all of their experiences they faced together for all of these years have all been building up to this exact moment. It took a long time to get here, but Ash has grown from the inexperienced rookie trainer to who is now both the Alola Champion and Pokémon World Champion.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THIS STILL 10 YEAR OLD YOUNG MAN FROM PALLET TOWN!!! 🥳🎉
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spongebob-connoisseur · 9 months
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Do ya ever think about how Nosferatu demonstrated his Rube Goldberg machine to Rube Goldfish, or is that just me?
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gloomedhands · 5 months
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who wanna plot Daks temporary downfall where he's either stuck in hiding, hiding his daughter, or you're the one against him... hmmm
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aaami · 1 year
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should I get a septum piercing
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alectricblue · 7 months
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it's so difficult to come to terms with being bad at something you always believed to be good at. not even that, but coming to terms with something that you Are good at, but you will never be able to pursue fully, wholeheartedly
and it is absolutely necessary to let go of it, gently. not the skill, hold on to that. but let go of the idea that it could be something more. because it is causing you more pain than relief
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ox1-lovesick · 1 year
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why does the happy fools intro sound like elevator music
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worse-than-down · 8 months
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i think if callum learns another arcanum it's gonna be the stars and in this essay i will
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ryangosking · 2 years
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Look, I'm not one of those people who need every little nuance of a movie plot laid out for me.
But after the deep dive of Wandavision, and the amazing job it showed of the manifestation of Wanda's grief, it would have been NICE to see even a little bit of the progression of the Darkhold corruption. Instead we get the Wandavision end credits and are just supposed to assume she's evil now. A disservice to the character and world building of Wandavision.
Also it would have been NICE to get a real introduction to America Chavez instead of that lame plot device flashback, again, a disservice to the character.
I'm 'starting' to think that Marvel doesn't care about female characters.
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