#I'm really touched that anon sees me as open trashy garbage ships

[awabubbles]

you seem open to any and all trashy garbage ships so i have a concept to pitch to you: sam/lucifer, where lucifer turns out to be a virgin (because physical attraction is a really human thing and lucifer hates humanity, so he wouldn't wanna get with that even though he's supposed to be the apex of all sin) and since lucifer knows next to nothing about sex, sam has to... take the lead. if you catch my drift. ;)

even better, season 5 au where Sam has to bang virgin!Lucifer to save the world and literally everybody has an opinion about it

Sam: I-I’m not so sure about this. There’s really no other way to stop the apocalypse?

Dean: Buck up kiddo! You’re gonna go in to that motel and you’re gonna rip open the devil’s hymen so quick he’s gonna scream hallelujah! 

Cas: There are several things wrong with that statement but I agree you should at least get it over with quick.

Crowley: I bet you say that to all the ladies don’t you? No, no, you’re going to want to take it slow, make sure he enjoys it or else it’s the end of the bloody world!

Bobby: Shut the hell up Crowley. What idjit invited you over anyways?

Gabriel: I don’t know but I brought the margaritas! 

Dean: NO. NO. NO. This is not a goddamn 3-ring circus, this is my little brother we’re talking about!

Gabriel: So you’re saying I shouldn’t have sent out those invites?

#awa replies #samxlucifer #crack #I'm really touched that anon sees me as open trashy garbage ships #i find that adorabe #Anonymous