#I'm not the most rehearsed in this

[deltaswap2442]

Pride History Deltaswap/Underswap

I wanted to post this on pride month but I was on vacation and took a break from Tumblr to spend time with my family

And instead of waiting til next June I'll just post this now

Here are all the DeltaSwap and UnderSwap characters sexualities (some might change and everyone's entitled to their own headcannons)

DeltaSwap:

Noelle: Gender Fluid and Sapphic (Still likes Susie)

Berdley: Omnisexual

Temmie: Trans Fem and Demisexual

Clubboy: He's 6 he hasn't figured himself out yet and doesn't know what any of this means so let him be

Nubert: It/It's pronouns and Aromantic

Sweet: Straight

Capn: Bisexual

Kakes: Gay

Swoetche: Gay (and maybe a closeted drag queen)

Addisons: All use They/Them. Pink is attracted to men. Blue is bisexual (and had a former secret relationship with Spamton). Yellow is Aroace. Orange is Asexual.

Hacker (Checkwalker): Omnigender and Omnisexual and Omni-being

Queen: Straight (likely homophobic as well. I know people won't like that, but that's how people be and I'm trying to be realistic)

Susie: Lesbian

Kris: Non-binary and Pansexual (has a huge crush on Berdley)

Clover: Omnisexual

Jevil: Gender Fluid and Pansexual

Seam: Gender Fluid/Non Binary (debating whether they use they/them exclusively since they technically are multiple entities and therefore also would use We/We're or would switch pronouns depending on their form)

Rouxls Kaard: Gay (and definitely a drag queen. SLAY) has a crush on King but King doesn't have the same feelings

King: Bisexual (has 7 ex wives and 2 ex husbands. Poor guy :()

C. Round: Omnigender; Omnisexual

Asgore: Bisexual

Toriel: Straight

Undyne: Lesbian

Alphys: Bisexual

Mettacrit: Gender Fluid; Gay

Napstablook: Non Binary; Aroace

Papyrus: Gay; Asexual

Rudolph Holiday: Straight

Carol Holiday: Dead (Formerly Bisexual)

Dess: Trans Fem; Omnisexual

Asriel: Omnisexual

Geeson: Straight

Alvin: Straight

Mrs. Boom: Lesbian

Monster Kid: Non Binary; Asexual

Snow Drake: Trans Masc; Bisexual

Catti: Straight

Jockington: Aroace

Ralsei: Demisexual; Gay

I think that's all the characters if I missed one ask in the comments

UnderSwap (most are similar to above):

Chara: Non Binary; Aroace

Temmie: Gender Fluid (I believe I either have a post or am working on one explaining the confusingness of Temmie's identity but just know they don't care what they're referred to but uses She/Her mostly to try and differentiate from MK. She is not trans and wishes to go back to being MK but also wants to alienate this form from MK); Aroace (Has no feelings)

Asgore: Bisexual

Papyrus: Gay

Sans: Bisexual

Alphys: Bisexual

Undyne: Lesbian

Toriel: Straight

Napstabot: Trans Masc; Pansexual; Asexual

Mettacrit: Gender Fluid; Gay

Asriel: Demisexual; Omnisexual

Muffet: Bisexual

Grillby: Aroace

Mad Okie Dokie (So Sorry): Trans Masc; Omnisexual

Dogamy: Straight

Doggo: Gay

Lesser Dog: Demisexual

Doggeressa: Straight; Asexual

Muttler (Endogeny): Aroace

Ice Cream Pants (Burgerpants): Gay

Burger Guy (Nice Cream Guy): Bisexual

Gerald (Elder Puzzle Master): Straight

Rabeca (Bunny Girl): Pansexual

Flowey: ???????????

Bratty: Lesbian

Catty: Sapphic

Rg 1 & 2: Gay but not dating

Gaster: Non Binary; [RELATIONSHIP STATUS REDACTED]

Annoying Dog: ??????????????????????????

MK: Non Binary; Aroace

Frisk: Gender Fluid; Asexual

River Person: Genderless; [RELATIONSHIP STATUS REDACTED]

I believe that's all the characters

Again if I'm missing any ill be happy to but Them in the comments or maybe update this post

#deltaswap #underswap #spamton #jevil #alphys #asgore #mettaton #napstablook #temmie #undyne #queer #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbt history month #Anyone wanna tally how many of each sexuality we have? #Is there anything I'm missing #I'm not the most rehearsed in this #Is anyone actually reading these? #If you are what're your top ships for Undertale/Deltarune/DeltaSwap/UnderSwap?

[seizethedeansofproduction]

criminally need them to play hamlet

#BECAUSE PLEASE #i can explain why for most of them but it fits #also i'm back guys #please don't let this bomb #let someone get this #glenn howerton #kieran culkin #nathan fielder #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #nathan for you #the rehearsal #succession

[tinkertayler]

The Rehearsal is deeply insane and deeply comforting. It's a show for people with social anxiety. People who are acutely aware that they've never been perceived as "normal". People who struggle to experience or express feelings in the same way as others. People who worry about what other people think. People who want to be vulnerable but don't know how. People who want to get inside others' heads in order to understand who they are, how they feel, how they will behave, how they will react. People who wish to manipulate and engineer situations because often it feels like the only way to succeed in a social landscape you don't quite understand is through careful thought, consideration, and design. People who feel lonely but don't want to feel alone. People who quietly, desperately want to find a place that feels like home.

#i'm people #the rehearsal #does nathan fielder have a diagnosis and if so what is it #asking for a friend #🙃🙃🙃 #this show is basically an execution of my wildest most demented fever dreams #and i love it

[mashmouths]

if all goes well tomorrow i'll be auditioning my own choreography for the first time pls send me any spare good vibes you might have, i'm throwing up and crying and shitting my pants a lil bit about it

#i can't tell if i'm talking myself out of it for regular anxiety reasons or if i genuinely think i won't be able to keep up with the #workload next quarter and run my own rehearsals and choreograph outside of that and go to other. rehearsals. #fingers crossed i will be medicated for most of that process but like. that's putting a lot of faith in a drug i've never taken to keep me #On It for almost 2 months straight..... hmmmm.................. #on the other hand my dance friends have been hyping me up so who to believe. many such questions. #anyway how are y'all i hope your weeks have been going well or at least bearably <3 #a post

[supercantaloupe]

oh hell. okay who has opinions on till eulenspiegel, is it any good

#sasha speaks #oboeposting #maestro forwarded me an email about a local orchestra who needs a list minute 3rd ob and EH #i don't know the piece...i could make MOST of the rehearsals and the concert but jeez my plate is already so full as it is #man normally i'm thrilled to get an opportunity to play but idk i'm so busy this semester #strauss might be a bitch to put together on short notice but it could be fun. idk

[transxfiles]

o(--<

#fucking. Bro. fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. just had thee most exhausting rehearsal in a WHILE. my co ASM cannot get over herself #and thinks that me and the SM are conspiring against her. for some reason. :/ bruh #calm tf down. i'm just taking line notes. it is not some grand conspiracy. #why the fuck did ytou think it was a good idea to bring this up the WEEK before we hit production #not to mention using ME as a proxy argument. holy fucking shit. why tf you putting me in the middle of #all this. i feel like a child of divorce. :/ fucking theatre kids man (i am talking about a 20something and a woman in her early 50s) #(and the woman in her early 50s is the source of all the drama) #cricket.chatterbox

[miss-shirley]

05.01.23 - Day 2/103

Felt much better mentally and got a good chunk of my paper done! Also some pesky adult responsibilities and some singing practice for my grandparents' 60th wedding anniversary which is tomorrow!

pedagogy paper: 6/15 pages

called the caretaker so I could check my electricity meter

did laundry

went for a walk

practised singing for tomorrow

I might eventually stop posting pictures of my laptop and the same mug but this is my comfort mug as it's an inside joke that always makes me smile 🐥☺️

Good night ✨

#studyblr #100 days of productivity #miss-shirley gets organised #day 2/103 #I'm actually super nervous about the singing even though it's just one song but I haven't rehearsed enough #also I pushed most of my other tasks to after the winter holiday which might backfire immensely

[bear-cubs-art-things]

if I had to choose between slamming my brakes and doing an evasive maneuver I'd much rather do the latter

#driving shiz #oh btw I'm okay now #going into drumline rehearsal I nearly broke down bc I did a little no-no (see prev post) #but I laughed it off. Shit happens. And most importantly no one got hurt 😀👍🏻👍🏻 #Quick reflexes my beloved #I mean. I only have 7 1/2 hours with a learners permit. So shits is gonna happen #but it's gonna get better w time. Trust #bear rambles

[prudencepaccard]

didn't get cast in ensemble. they did cast a girl at callbacks I literally taught the harmony to though. fucked up

#spent a year thinking about the audition #have actively waited for an opportunity to audition for at least seven years #show on my radar for at least 14 #love to be good enough at the audition that they call you back and then have them be like #actually never mind we don't want your voice even with the other voices. #we have no place for your body on stage with the other bodies #this is what I was afraid of. this is why as soon as it was announced like two years ago this might be produced I was as #stressed as I was excited. #it's not about ego or rejection it's just about getting to do a dream there aren't many chances to fulfill. I just get fixations you know? #rehearsals start tonight without me! #only thing helping me hold onto my sanity is an inside source telling me that the director is horrible #it's hard for grapes to be sour enough for me to not to hurt bad bad bad #but it takes away a little bit of the grief #as does the fact that a friend has the kindness to try and comfort me like that #mensch behavior #I have othr things to look forward to this was just high stakes you know #not a lot of chances. dependent on others to provide chances. autistic hyperfixation on little scraps of the score #most passionate out of anyone who auditioned for sure #and I'm not even bad #I fucked up at callbacks a little but I was hoping they wouldn't be insane about it #but holding my breath until I could get the relief of knowing I was in #which would also have been incredible news in other ways too––being in any show has been a long-term goal and I would be like okay I've hit #that milestoone and should actually invest in a headshot #but I guess not!!!!!! #going to try and not be angry at myself though #I'm good and will throw myself into my work #which I have much to do of and talent to apply to

[elijah-loyal]

dying again guys

(tag rant)

#bloodwork got back #i've got anemia #fucking hooray #anemia vitamin d deficiency and the weird cholesterol thing (not the bad one) #meanwhile im sick to my stomach in class and my body wants to throw up so badly #which is bad for me because im terrified of vomiting #and also I would get sent home and wouldnt be allowed to come back #which is NOT good #i need my schoolwork #i fucking hate being so sick all the damn time too #like my body geniunely just cannot handle anything #im so sick of being too sick to go to school and too sick to rehearse for theater and too sick to see my friends who are the people #that i love most dearly #im so sick of not being able to do regular stuff that other people can do because im so sick #im just sitting in class shaking right now after downing four pepto bismols that arent working either way #at least my eyes arent hurting now that i have glasses #small mercies i guess #it's just hard to stay positive rn but i'm trying! there will always be some good in the bad #no matter how fucking MASSIVE the bad is or gets #and maybe later today i'll be feeling well enough to smile #hug a friend #and remember that its okay that im sick; its not my fault that my body isn't wired properly #but its my responsibility to try as hard as i can and live <3 #(sorry for the tag rant)

[magentagalaxies]

it's getting emotional over scott thompson hours (toronto edition)

thinking about how a year ago I was dealing with the most intense depressive episode of my life and one of the only things getting me through it was listening to scott's podcast PTSDIVA and holding on to the hope that I could someday meet him

one year later and today I gave him a flash drive archive of every PTSDIVA episode bc the original app it streamed on is down (he looked so happy to have it!! he kept holding up the flashdrive going "the entire thing is on here??? thank you so much!!!" it was adorable) and on top of that he happily let me sign his cast from breaking his wrist recently (he's fine btw) bc we're close enough that this man who felt like a mythical species of "comedian" is now just a normal guy who is going to have a big blue "JESSAMINE" on his arm for the next few weeks

and i'm just sitting here like. what a difference a year makes. personally, professionally, meeting both actual kith members and all the friends i've made in the kith community online, completing my biggest project to date and getting ready to launch an even bigger project with my comedy heroes who now feel like family, finding home in a city i'd never been to last year but now feels like where i'll be spending so much of my life. and getting excited for where i will be one year from now as well

i know it's difficult believing things will get better, and sometimes hearing another person's story doesn't help that belief because it sounds so unbelievable, but i truly hope my trajectory over this past year has been inspiring, but regardless i know i've truly inspired myself and i'm not done yet

#i'll probably make another post on the anniversary of the day before other girls was performed bc jfc worst (and low key best) day ofmy life #bc that day walking back from rehearsal was truly the most intensely self-loathing and depressed i've ever been #(and i know it sounds ridiculous bc i was literally getting a musical produced but trauma is weird that way) #but that was my rock bottom and i got to be like ''no. i'm gonna force myself to see how this all turns out'' and here i am #with scott thompson literally telling me that he's lucky to have me in his life now #i'm so so grateful for past jessamine for making it through that storm and everything i do is to show zir it was worth it

[dootznbootz]

...It's kind of wild when the terf that you got into a fight with and had to write an essay on "Why violence is wrong" back in high school now works at the pharmacy where you get your medication from...

#I'm sorry for the vent I just am mad that she could be in a PHARMACY. I hope she's at least changed her ways. #she should not be working in health if she still thinks this way. #She definitely remembered me too. I don't think she could forget honestly. neither of us was injured btw. #It wasn't a “fight” in the way you think most fights are. she called this sweet trans boy the word rhymes with maggot (that's what she is) #a maggot. #while she was moving around a lot and idk. rage took over and I twisted her arm and she happened to fall and then I cussed her out #I probably over did it but moving her arms around while ranting and then calling him that just pushed me over. I WAS calm at first. #He was a shy and quiet kid and he “didn't want to make a big deal about it” so I tried to follow his request but... you know. #it was in theatre behind the curtains during rehearsal and everyone heard/saw so yea. I got into trouble. no detention surprisingly #it was a long time coming. she would constantly harass him with shit about how “You still look like a girl”. and using wrong pronouns #and teachers were told but they didnt' do shit. She also was just a mean person. This guy wasn't the only person she bullied #I only wrote on why VIOLENCE was wrong. not about what I did. The only thing I feel bad about is that I scared the poor guy I was defending #I don't remember what I said (I was that mad) but apparently I "picked her personality apart like a bunch of lego bricks and then told her #why the “lego brick” is fucked up“ He was just 14-15 and she was 18 btw😒literally harrassing a sweet KID. #was convenient though because all I had to do was give her a look and she would immediately back down. idk what I said when I yelled #at her but it was nice that I could do that whenever she would start shit #Mad rambles #idk y'all I'm scared that she's in HEALTH. if I know anything I'll see if I can report her because while I hope she wouldn't fuck with tran #folks medications idk for sure. she was really cruel back in high school. #vent #rant #I try not to post shit like this but I'm worried you know?

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

had a comedy sketch rehearsal tonight, have dnd tomorrow afternoon, church Sunday, and another rehearsal Monday... #girl

#theatre boy pretty much personally invited me to the improv group that meets before rehearsal on Monday #I may be crap at improv but heck it I'm going. I #I know most of the group and they're all super nice I am Definitely going #Lu rambles #aaand whoohoo let's go busy weeks!!!! #I'll be going over to my brother's on Sunday after church to stay with them so!!!!

[olliecoded]

like it's so bad that sometimes i feel uncomfortable when i'm running scenes because i just feel so intensely vulnerable and young. and like ... i was in a show last year where i played a girl who literally died in the triangle shirtwaist factory fire. she was a perfect example of a young woman being used and manipulated. but even she had some agency within the script? like i never felt nearly as exposed and sad and embarrassed as i do playing linda. because the hits just keep coming. her entire life is about getting high and trying to pretend that her husband isn't awful to her, because she doesn't remember how to exist without him, and then everyone else in her life is ALSO awful to her. and that's the whole show. fucking christ dude

#& to be fair i think a lot of this isn't even in the script (although most of it is) #i just have a really good director who has been excellent at identifying when the show is just about manipulating linda (even subtly) #and changing the blocking to reflect that very subtle sense of manipulation #have her husband flirt with the landlady. have linda throw his trash away for him. have him look away every time she tries to kiss him. #have her friends circle her. hug her constantly in a position where she can't hug back. mess with her carefully-maintained home. #it's just so ... god. i'm sorry i do this after every rehearsal. she just means so much to me #the magic tower

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

🔥unpopular charles opinion

The thing is, it’s not an opinion, really. The question isn’t meant to be a complaint or a rebuttal or anything. I just genuinely don’t get it! The question goes something like this.

So Charles/Klinger seems to be the one actively disliked ship in the fandom, discounting the h*nn*hawk vs p*erc*ntyre gang war and that one rabidly anti-hawnk person (lol). Most nobody has any love for the ship, because it’s stupid and OOC, of course, but mostly because it’s egregiously obviously racist and gross, which is the critique that seems most common, and to be of most importance to people.

And to be clear, for the purposes of this post I am wholly agreeing with all that! It’s distasteful and immoral and people who are into it are insane, including me. I’m not arguing against this line of thinking, I just wanted to look at its inner logic. Because when I first heard people saying this, I thought, “Yeah, makes sense, Charles is truthfully a terrible person with abhorrent opinions. Nobody watching this already unfortunately bigotry-riddled show is obligated to try and look past that! It is Always valid to hate Charles’ guts.”

But it turns out most of the fandom (I assume it must be most, given how shockingly few people here have blocked me) actually don’t hate Charles, in general. It’s the specific ship, not the character, that’s distasteful. (Not to say any Charles ship is anything resembling popular, but like with most ships, that’s just a result of the general population’s Hawkeye BJ Laser Focus Gaze. I’ve never seen anybody actively dislike these ships when they’re brought up.) And the more I think about it, the more I wonder why, because well. to put it bluntly. It’s not like someone stops being racist when they’re not actively interacting with a nonwhite person.

You know what I mean? I feel like Charles’ bigotry would be a turn off for all of our generally morally sound protagonists, not just one who happens to be personally affected by it. But it only becomes an issue when it involves Klinger. I’ve heard people say that any Charles/Klinger ship fic would obviously have to go out of its way to address Charles’ racism, but I’ve read a few Charles/Hawkeye and Charles/Donna (and Charles / other strange and varied choices too, because of course I have) fics–really, REALLY good fics, that captured the characters very nicely and are very beautifully written–and I’ve yet to find one that discusses The Bigotry In The Room with any degree of seriousness.

(Pssst this is everyone’s chance to absolutely dunk on me by sending me fics that do this if there actually are a bunch and I’ve just never read them because I would in fact LOVE to read some fics with that topic regardless of ship!)

And to be clear, that’s fine with me! I truly do not care. When I read Charles running away to Maine or romancing Ms. Parker and I don’t see his love interests stop to ask “Hey, um, so any updates on the fact that you and your whole family are eugenicists?”, it doesn’t bother me in the slightest, because I just assume that Charles has already gone through the cult deprogramming step of his character development at some point prior to this, and either the love interest in question has already confirmed this off-page, or they are making the same assumption I am. After all, at least in Hawkeye’s case, the mere act of admitting romantic interest in a Democrat from the back of beyond would necessarily imply a shift in values, right?

(Admittedly, for all we canonically know Donna could be a fashy scumlord herself, so this reasoning doesn’t wholly apply there, but it obviously does to her fanon background/personality.) (Which is adorable, by the way. Everyone go check out the collective oeuvre of AO3 user onekisstotakewithme.)

So that’s all cool! It’s just that the same thing applies for me when it comes to Charles/Klinger. If anything, it applies even more, because you can have a fic where Charles’ whole family attend his and Donna’s 2nd wedding (Everyone go check out the collective oeuvre of AO3 user onekisstotakewithme!!!) but if Charles gets with Maxwell in any capacity, his father is at the very LEAST never going to speak to him again, ever. And personally I think that is SO fun and sexy, because Charles’ father is a white supremacist and I want him to die painfully forever and ever amen. <3

I got sidetracked a few times here and I just realized I never actually asked the question, which is, TL;DR: If it’s immoral–or at least gross and nonsensical–to ship Charles/Klinger, because Charles is bigoted, shouldn’t the same also apply to shipping Charles with many other characters too, given that they should logically also have a problem with his bigotry?

For what it’s worth, I have a bit of a theory about the answer to this, all to do with the incompetent way Charles’ bigotry (and other characters’ reactions to it) are portrayed in canon and the deeper Doylist factors that I think forced the showrunners into writing it like that, but I wanted to stay strictly on the topic of fandom attitudes for now, because it may be niche and silly, but I find it interesting. And I’d love to hear other people’s thoughts on it!

#Did this sound rude? Was I totally incoherent? Is everyone mad at me now? All these questions & more swirling around in my brain right now #It seems like such an obvious thing I feel stupid even bringing it up because there must just be some huge thing I'm missing #but I can't figure out what it is! #There was so much more I wanted to bring up here as I said but I had to Stop haha #like sometime I also want to do a post on how most people seem to envision Charles fitting back into his family and his old life very well #and I always picture the exact opposite! Not just from a ''what I would want to have happen'' POV but also just #what I think would complete his arc in a satisfying way and build on the things that happened to him in canon #not saying he's gong to go home and become a commie immediately (ah! if only!) and I think he WOULD try DESPERATELY #to have everything be exactly the same. but I just don't think it would work! #like Margaret and unlike BJ or Hawkeye his pre-war life was not built on healthy sustainable or even ethical foundations #and that life is going to collapse in on him! #but ghdsjkgdsj STOP I will make a separate post later. enough controversy for today I'm sleepy #(but I also do SOOO want to make a post examining the insane inconsistencies in how the protags treat Charles and his bigotry cause it's #SIMPLY RIDIC #) #Hawkeye when he wants to have a little bonding moment with Charles: #I can excuse racism but I draw the line at failing to flirt with a 6'4'' millionaire. A girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do! #and the thing is Maxwell also does this. but of course THAT isn't ok. wheezing. #Charles: god I fucking HATE [checks the list of protected minorities to find an ethnic group that's not on there] uhhh MEDITERRANEANS #Max who is used to long odds and is already mentally rehearsing his teary ''But officer! My husband was in that house!'' speech: #haha yeah ok Major. I think we are soulmates btw :) #THIS POST IS A DISASTER. APOLOGIES TO EVERYONE AND HAVE A NICE DAY. #Charles Emerson Winchester III #MASH #Starky loves answering questions #marley-manson #CHARMAX #Starky's Original Posts

[supercantaloupe]

not to be a rsd fueled pessimist about literally everything now but the program isn't even that good. it's not even fucking worth it

#i wanna talk about me #like yeah i love the moldau. wish we were playing the actual fucking piece instead of the most random cuts #or weird cuts from the antarctic symphony and the first 30 seconds of also sprach zarathustra. what's the fucking point #i really. really hate how upset this made me. #i'm just sitting in my stupid room crying now. i have to get dinner and head to rehearsal soon and i don't want to do anything.