#I'M SO DISMAYED BY THIS

[robo-beasty]

Gortash: He hasn't texted, he hasn't called... Did I get DUMPED? Orin: I DON'T CARE. Now put your shirt back on, whoretash!! Ketheric: Please. Extra Durge snickering from the side because Gorty is being silly ♡

Gortash drawn by the wonderful @kaijusaur!!

#Gortash: Drunk #Orin: has been dealing with his shit for a literal hour #Ketheric: Thought this was gonna be a meeting of the minds. To his dismay none showed up. #I'm so in love with the three of them it's not even funny #thank you so much to kaiju for joining me!! I had SO much fun ♡ #kaijusaur #dead three #dark urge #durge #orin the red #ketheric thorm #lord enver gortash #lord gortash #enver gortash #goretash #durgetash #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #my art #shared art

[tapeworrmart]

Trust issues 🔪

More of my OC as a Postal insert

#I really wanted to draw dude without glasses. So. Sorry if u hate him like that lmao #Also I wanted dude to have that kind of calmness. Man's is fucked up and freaky he loved this shit #Much to Angel's dismay #Anyway sorry for more insert shit I'm sickkkk I get to draw silly shit #Postal #Postal 2 #The postal dude #Postal dude #Tapeworrm oc #Original character #Original art #Own character #fan art #art #sketch #character art #Angel

[melverie]

I know everyone's always pairing Satan with a Skitty when it comes to Pokémon AUs since Skitty is a cat and all, but guys

Just think about Satan and Mimikyu for a second

Mimikyu is feared by a lot of people and is so lonely that it disguises itself as a beloved Pokémon (even though it hates said Pokémon!!) which has now gotten to the point where people pretty much always associate Mimikyu with Pikachu. And all that just to be loved? Satan would melt when he meets the little guy

Plus Mimikyu could technically always make a Skitty costume, so in a way Satan could still get his cat without breaking the 'no cats in the house' rule

Edit: small addition

#satan & mimikyu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> satan & skitty #i'm sorry but i had to say it #there's so much more to it btw but i'm keeping myself short #he'll see a pokémon that's treated like an outsider & says “is anyone going to shower it in unconditional love” and NOT wait for an answer #unbreakable bond right there #satan 🤝 mimikyu always being compared to someone else bc of the circumstances of their life & having to put an act to be accepted #literally a match made in heaven #to everyone else's dismay that is :) #obey me #obey me satan

[a-christmas-fruitcake]

*shaking like a freshly bathed chihuahua* I am so fucking normal about @camlannpod episode 6 I promise I'm not crying over a regular man named Odysseus upset over the story he is destined to follow because he focuses on the deaths over the adventure and triumph I am SO NORMAL I SWEAR

#camlann #camlannpod #I felt his grief and dismay SO HARD #I'M AT WORK AND I HAVE TO BE NORMAL #FUCK

[manasurge]

Okay I think I got enough done of the sketch of her Sapling look to move on (aka the orchid armour that she wears before she customizes and shapes her own outfit, of which I will update as well 😌 I want to re-add the wingies onto it, which will also be updated to match that outfit uwu).

I always struggle with stationary poses bc I never know what to do with them bc it's so hard to not make them plain and awkward/boring, thus this sorta thing happens lmao (but I have to struggle with it for the sake of having an easy enough reference to work from later)

Good thing she's canonically a weirdo, so at least this is in character. Also WOW I didn't notice how slutty the Orchid armour was. On the left side there is like, ONE LEAF slightly wrapping around the upper left thigh and THAT'S IT (not that I'm complaining ofc, I'm just extremely amused by this fact uwu)

(note: yes I was lazy and just copy-pasted what I wrote on discord)

#WIPgallery #sylvari #sylvari oc #gw2 OC #gw2 #gw2 fan submission #Mourynn #just posting wips here and there as I'm slow at drawing so it gives me something to post #also i'm using my elementalist to sorta be a stand-in for her as a model; but alas the pics are small #it's just a temporary look so no Mourynn does not properly exist in game #much to my dismay

[assignedchaseratbirth]

oh. ohh okay i get it, it's torture, this is torture

#dungeon meshi #falin touden #i don't know what to tag this i feel dismayed #my girlfriend won't let me read the manga #so i guess i'm stuck like this for a week

[nostalgia-tblr]

I reckon I have at least one more sifki fic in me, somewhere. Because look:

They've definitely fucked, haven't they? (I made a gif to prove it. It's a fact now. A gif-proved fact.) There's a turbulent history there, I know it in my bones. I want to squish them together on the virtual page and see whether they fight or they fuck, or if - which I think is most likely - they do both of those things and also at least one of them cries for the lost innocence of the past and for the lost hopes of a misplaced future.

#fun with gifs #sifki #and u kno... the best thing about non-canon pairings is you can just make up EVERYTHING. #so i can make them exactly as functional or dysfunctional as i please #(let's be real i'm gonna go with dysfunctional here like i usually do) #I JUST THINK THAT SIF'S DISTRUST AND DISMAY IN THIS MOVIE COME FROM A VERY PERSONAL PLACE #one might even say from an INTIMATE place (just so we're all on the same page here: i'm saying that they've fucked at some point) #thor movies

[fluffs-n-stuffs]

'Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.' What happens then, when the line separating that knowledge blurs?

>>> Next <<< Previous (Destiny Bond; a Pokémon fancomic --- pt.1, pt.2, pt.3, pt.4, pt.5, pt.6, pt.7, pt.8, pt.9, pt.10, pt.11, pt.12, ???)

#Destiny Bond comic #WE'RE BACK FOR NOVEMBER GAMERS.................................... 💃💃💃💃💃 #they've been distressed for the past few updates I'm giving them this chance to be sweet SDKJFSNJKDFNS #Morty gets to be silly . as a treat #in which he forgets that Eusine isn't from Ecruteak so he doesn't realize that having dizzy spells/fainting aren't a regular sight for him #with the town having fellow psychics and those attuned with higher powers it's practically the norm (much to Eusine's dismay /hj) #I'M NOT GONNA LIE I WAS NEARLY ABOUT TO LET HIM KISS HIS HAND THERE I WAS THIS 🤏 CLOSE #but contextually (with how this is still quite early in their friendship) the reassurance grip makes more sense #(that said you could say that Eusine Wanted to press his lips against his knuckles there but faltered out of guilt................ hohoHOho #after the hell of a month I've had I deserve to draw them being extra gay alright it's my dish I cook it how I want SFJSDFNSNDS /lh #ALSO guest appearance from Jumpluff !!!!! ☁️☁️☁️💕💕💕 #the babey who's just out of the loop and confused over why their master is losing their Damn mind with a blond passed out on their lap #my god we're finally back on track with this car crash babey #now let's see if my freelancing allows for my weekly schedule again after all this time /manifesting /manifesting /knock on wood 🕯️🕯️🕯️ #sacredshipping #morty/eusine #morty x eusine #gym leader morty #morty pokemon #mystery man eusine #eusine pokemon #pokemon #pokemon gsc #pokemon hgss #pokemon fancomic #pokemon comic #jumpluff

[arctic-hands]

I have joined the society of bluetooth earphones

#refurbished for the record #i have been dragged kicking and screaming into the future #my phone doesn't have a headphone jack. my mp3 player does but it also has bluetooth capability. my ereader only has bluetooth for audio #so I figure since I'm going on the eclipse trip in a few months I should get some wireless buds for the train #went with some used skullcandy sesh because they were like twenty-two dollars had had a twenty hour battery life #I ALMOST went with some used Hesh headphones that looked really cool and had fifteen hours but were also forty-nine dollars #which combined with the other things I needed to buy would have put me thirteen dollars over my seventy-five dollar walmart giftcard #I was very tempted if just for the aesthetique~ but realized if I bought the cheaper earbuds I could have enough money for some instax film #and the cheaper earbuds and 2 pack of film plus the household objects I needed put me at a tidy seventy-four dollars and fifty-six cents #so I didn't have to spend any actual money on anything woot woot #the earbuds are blue. which is my favorite color. but they're like a pastel blue. which is like my least favorite shade of blue #ah well I'll sacrifice looks for function and affordability any day #*stares in slight dismay at hideously pink refurbished and thirty dollar instax mini 9* #what I REALLY wanted was some of those urbanista solar-powered headphones/earbuds #but even used/refurbished both were out of the total price range of the gift card(s) #I actually had two giftcards which together totaled seventy-five so that was pretty sweet

[menlove]

finally reading the locked tomb & I have to say so far the vibe is giving an unholy mixture of dune and homestuck but I'm enjoying myself

#it's like if dune were written by a millennial so far it's fascinating #I'm here for toxic yuri #the funny thing is I could probably convince my dad to read this and watch him crumble in dismay as he realizes it's lesbians #bc he'd be into this immediately

[goldensunset]

i need to make a full outline for what i’d headcanon kh characters’ pokémon teams to look like at some point

#i’m sure someone has already done this but like y’know #i think sora togekiss is a good start #tell me sora wouldn’t have at least three friendship evos and toge would be one of the most perfect ones #also it’s associated with like. luck peace and happiness #oh oh it could be like. the rare lucky togepi appeared to riku originally #but he couldn't figure out how to get it to evolve #like he couldn't bond with it #so it left him and went to sora much to riku's dismay #and sora bonded with that thing and it evolved for him #making riku insanely jealous because that was supposed to be his #but eventually he accepts that it's a partner better suited for sora after all #and he meets his own beloved partner #stop meeee i'm supposed to be working on an essay rn but am about to brainstorm a whole au

[revvethasmythh]

we've reached new heights (lows? lets go with lows, actually) of my father's reasoning for disliking septum piercings. this time it's because "they seem dangerous!" and "what if you got electrocuted through one?"

I am on the floor, I have given up, I don't know how to engage with this anymore

#I have a fake septum piercing for my veth cosplay #the first time I wore it my dad stared at me in dismay and then asked why I would wear it #I said ''because I like it'' and he said ''but........it's ugly.'' full stop. because it's ugly. that was the reasoning #anyway at this rate I'm going to be making an appointment with a piercer out of pure spite #do I even want a real septum piercing that much? irrelevant! I would literally just do it for spite at this point! #(p.s. for context my fake septum piercing is a SUNFLOWER it's BEAUTIFUL he's SO WRONG)

[dylanconrique]

gabby: "i wanna be detailed to arson" 🥺

boden: "why? why do you wanna leave me?!" 😠

gabby: "i-i'm pregnant!" 😨

boden: "GABRIELA DAWSON GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! OH MY GOD!!!!" 😃💖

#carly lb cf #chicago fire #4x02 #chief boden #wallace boden #gabriela dawson #THE COMPLETE 180 HE DID AFTER SHE BLURTED THAT OUT WAS SO CUTE OH MY LORD 😭🤧💗 #he was SO OFFENDED LMAOOOOO #like 'my baby wants to leave me? why? what have i done?' #ONLY TO LIGHT UP BRIGHTER THAN A DAMN CHRISTMAS TREE #cause his baby is having a baby bye i have to walk off a cliff now #i hope we get a similar parallel for chenford one day #except i imagine it going a little differently where tim approaches grey in his office solo #vehemently requesting he pull lucy off active duty and reassign her w/ scott wrigley (from 1x02) since she's carrying his baby #(much to lucy's dismay at first even though she knows he's only looking out for her and the baby) #he's wanted children for SO. LONG!!! you can't tell me he's not gonna be the most overprotective papa bear there is #okay i gotta stop making this about them god this is a cf post #but i also can't help but feel giddy and kicking my feet at the thought of even grey doing an excited lil dancy dance behind closed doors #you know he'd be just as over the moon as tim what with how long they've known and worked together #he knows tim has always secretly wanted kids so badly and he's gonna be SO HAPPY for him when he finally has one of his own #especially with lucy oh my god!!!!!!!!! #okay i'm done making this about them now i swear

[todayisafridaynight]

my villain origin story is my mall closing barnes and noble for the summer for renovations NOW where am i supposed to write my 9k word old man yuri slowburns

#snap chats #im lying im not doing that my attention span wouldnt allow it. but i did have plans to write At The Barnes And Noble Today #LITERALLY SO DISMAYED THOUGH BECAUSE I LOVED THIS PLACE FOR YEARS #its not shut down permanently but it might as well be. to me. if i die of a heart attack before it reopens #i took my blood pressure this morning and it was higher than it usually is during the mornings so !!! UH OH !!! #anyway... i had another post but Due To The B&N Being Closed that post is cancelled #no i was just going to be like I Hate Myself For Not Bringing My Tablet I Want To Draw #BUT I'M FORCING MYSELF TO WRITE TODAY. my comics can only be good if my writing is good.... #so. time to work on that LMAO #'snap if you're not at B&N then where are you writing this from' i am sitting on a couch in that lobby area you know the one !!! #very bold for me to write slash fiction in public but my screen Is 5% Brightness and this mall is inhabited by couples and the elderly #so i'll be fine no one's gonna care #ok i should try to get writing i dont see an outlet near me sooo i have limited time with this space bye LMAO

[fleetsonourgecentral]

so it first Scourge only stays in the dimension because he has no way out, but what about the Omniviewer or the Ring of Eternity? do they for some reason not have the ability to take him to his dimension? or are we just shoving them out of the picture for the sake of the story until we can think of a good reason for their absence?

hi can you tell how much I've got the Fleet!Sonourge bug

So the Omniviewer and Ring of Eternity, although they do have dimension-related powers, don't quite have the powers to send Scourge back to his own dimension (Sonic was distraught upon discovering this, because the Omniviewer was his first solution. Locals say he stormed off yelling "THEN WHAT EXACTLY IS THE POINT OF YOU???" when the Omniviewer said he couldn't help). Their powers, while impressive to someone from the fleetway dimension who didn't even know dimension travel was possible, are actually pretty standard and minor in the grand, cosmic, multi-dimension scheme of things, as both of them can really only use their powers on the fleetway dimension and nearby "connected" dimensions

The Omniviewer's power is mostly limited to Mobius and the Special Zone, the latter of which is still inside the fleetway dimension. There's the bonus of time travel, but that still only really impacts the fleetway universe. I don't remember if we ever see him use his powers for anything outside Mobius and the Special Zone, but if he can, it's limited. The Ring of Eternity has a bit more power, as it can connect to other dimensions, but only... local dimensions, I guess is the way to put it? The Cosmic Highway is big, there are a lot of alternate dimensions to hold, and not all dimensions are within the same distance as each other

Think of it as like a bubble, I guess? The Ring of Eternity can reach dimensions that are within the bubble, and most if not all of those dimensions have a direct connection to the fleetway dimension. The universe that has King Sonic, for example, is directly connected to the fleetway universe, because, well, it's a parallel for it. It's a relatively close dimension, from a multi-dimensional perspective, which means it's within the reach of the Ring of Eternity's powers

Moebius, however, is not part of these connected dimensions. Different bubble, or neighbourhood, or whichever metaphor you wish to use. It's not a dimension that's close to the fleetway universe, so even if the Ring of Eternity or the Omniviewer were aware of that universe to begin with, they couldn't send Scourge there, because they just don't have that kind of power. Probably for the best, otherwise there could have been some... unforeseen complications when the Omniviewer trapped Super

The fleetway universe, and similarly, it's connecting universes, are pretty well-contained. Travel between connected dimensions isn't very common as it is, unless you count Sonic's trips to the Special Zone, so getting outside of that little bubble is incredibly difficult. Portals that open directly onto the Cosmic Highway just don't spawn often, and it's incredibly difficult to find an alternate way out. Perhaps it's a cosmic evolution; a dimension that specifically spawned and adapted to keep things and people (like Super) contained

Either way, it's effective at keeping people in. Between that, and Scourge's dimension being not only completely unconnected to the fleetway universe, but also thousands of miles away on the Cosmic Highway, neither the Omniviewer nor the Ring of Eternity can help, so please stop yelling at us Sonic it's not our fault there's nothing we can do

#sonic the hedgehog #asks #headcanon #can you see me just making shit up as i go because i'm too lazy to learn all of the lore and rules of the multiverse in the archie comics #so if anything contradicts archie canon. no it doesn't. #for that matter if anything contradicts stc canon? no it doesn't #my lore now #i read through the wiki that counts as research right #anyways hope this is at least semi-coherent??? #the tldr is 'they don't have the power to have that kind of reach' #so scourge has to find another way #and unfortunately for him none of his usual methods work because the fleetway universe is pretty airtight #literally his only advantage is he's done this before. but it still isn't easy #of course if you brought in like. a way to create a portal from outside the fleetway universe. that would be different #bc those are probably specifically designed to either open onto the cosmic highway or into a specific dimension #unfortunately for scourge. he crash landed without any of those things #and the fleetway universe was not keen on making it easy to find a way out #much to the dismay of sonic #at least. until he got used to scourge. and caught feelings #fleetway universe: all according to keikaku >:) #my fleet!sonourge brainrot.... tis spreading as planned...... >:3

[notasapleasure]

Brief considerations on finishing The Great:

The conspiracy theory hill I'm dying on that it was cancelled because execs mistakenly believed Nicholas Hoult was the star, when really he was just as excellent at scene-stealing as his character needed him to be.

I'll not forgive them for Orlo's arc. How did our ace king get sidelined into a relationship and then killed off without any attempt to give him the growth given to all the others? (I say growth, though really it's just as often regression that I mean. Anyway Archie, Grigor, Marial, even George to a degree! etc etc all change while still being themselves and still finding a place in the story. I don't know why that couldn't be done for Orlo). I'm not doing a headcount, but it does feel like the main cast and surrounding recurring characters were notably less diverse by the end of S3 - and now we don't even get to see whether Arkady gets a chance to grow from his brief flirtation with power.

NEVERTHELESS though that primed me to hate season 3 it was amazing. Holy SHIT the script on this baby. Utterly florid and absurd and vulgar and punching you in the solar plexus repeatedly about grief and love and loyalty and being human!!! Every time Elizabeth in particular opens her mouth I'm like 'this is bonkers but it's beautiful and it works so well!' Jenny-Slate-screaming-meme.png

Marial never did anything wrong ever. No this has nothing to do with Phoebe Fox's big brown eyes and sarcastic little smirk and stonking cleavage. (I am In Love).

ACTING. The whole cast is incredible, but Elle Fanning, babe, take it away! The range, darling! The emotion in an eye twitch, the scale of grief and depression measured in the angle of her pout, the mix of love and frustration that you wholly believe in, and her stompy, resolutely unladylike walk. And that dance to AC/DC right at the end. ;_;

Not to Marial stan on main again, but she was RIGHT, finally we were going to see an independent Catherine and those fuckers cancelled it!!

Everyone. I love everyone in this bar. They're all awful scheming fuckheads and I love them all.

Every time Grigor has an emotional breakdown it gives me life.

So many different women with sometimes complex, sometimes excruciatingly simple and/or dumb reasons for doing what they do, even the ones that hate each other find connection in surprising moments and then go back to hating each other, finding so many ways to be political and sexual and clever and so fucking stupid. Did I mention that I love them all especially Marial?

I still think it would be funny if I became a Bond villain billionaire and bought the rights to all of Georgia's TV channels and just constantly broadcast Archie's scenes without context. Hypocritical fucked up horny patriarch is here to help you re-evaluate your morals!

Small things like how Catherine doesn't really care about Paul <333 like yes ok she's wracked by grief for a bunch of the season, but even before, it's not like she's going round having a crisis about how to spend time with her child while ruling the country. The country is her priority.

I for one am glad Velementov isn't dying, and it's tragic that we won't get to see the arc where he sobers up and gives Agnes the ride of her life.

Watching this show is actually hugely frustrating a lot of the time and you might find yourself getting impatient with some of the characters when they're dithering about what to do. This is Good, Actually, because it gives room for that incredible script to breathe, and it reinforces the frustration and slow progress inherent to what the character of Catherine is trying to achieve.

I don't care about the 'occasionally true' bits of the story, as a vehicle for exploring what it's like to be a woman in power, as a way of looking at contemporary issues through a sumptuous, over-the-top pseudo-historical setting, it's an absolute banger.

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ETA: I was right to post this before tag-diving!! Absolutely screaming at the hate for my bb girl who did nothing wrong ever. Honestly so glad I have no desire to get into fandom for this show at all.

#i meant to do this when i finished some of the others shows i watched this year like mrs maisel #but made the mistake of tag-diving first and getting dismayed at what i found #so i'm just plonking this here #because i found this show a slog and i don't know that i would rewatch it #but i am SO glad i did watch it and fucking angrier than ever about the cancellation #idk what the fandom is like on here and i'm not really making this post for the fandom so not tagging #and not making rebloggable #but for posterity: i enjoyed this tv show and i am saying so on my blog. so there. #jo enthusiing about media #the great spoilers #the great season 3 spoilers