#I’m dying lmaooo

[crowleys-right-eyeball]

watching everyone in the ofmd fandom crying after how cocky they were two weeks ago like “yes look at our gay people communicating the ineffable husbands could NEVER”

you bitches are in the same boat (no pun intended) as us 💀

#was dying at tiktok comments like ‘let’s hope the last two episodes go okay!!’ #also ones like ‘i’m watching ofmd for comfort after good omens’ #yall are NOOOTTT doing better than us LMAOOO #good omens #ineffable husbands #our flag means death #ofmd #blackbonnet #that’s the ship name right #my funnies

[persephoneflowerpetals]

Ladies and Gentlmen

I got ‘em 💙

#I bought these for my birthday and they finally arrived lol! #these were two things I’ve been DYING to get off eBay lmao #I’m so happy I finally have an official Hades plushie and he’s so cute and soft!!!! #also I love that the smoke from his chiton looks like tentacles 😂 #Ursula who? lmaooo #also UGH the big flexing pin is just so cute!!! 😍💙 #disney #hercules #hades

[milfjinart]

my best friend just watched jedi night for the first time

#I’m almost scared to open these lmaooo #I did not warn her in the slightest that this was coming #I keep my phone on do not disturb overnight so I didn’t get any push notifications. the only way I know she watched that ep is bc #the last text is her screaming abt ‘HE GOT HIS SIGHT BACK RIGHT BEFORE DYING?????’ #kanan jarrus #caleb dume #sw rebels #rebels #jedi night

[hexgirling]

i’ve been on this hellsite since 2012 and i just got my first mean anon in my ask box…..what took y’all so long

#and it’s bc i’m a reylo #LMAOOO i’m dying #touch some grass #jess speaks #reylo

[dorianwolfforest]

New stardew valley farm????

#if I’m not dying tomorrow maybe we start a new stardew farm lmaooo

[lamentablesbian]

apologies, another n//sfw rant in tags

#okay well not a full rant #just more of a hilarious story #The Girl and i have talked about using a strap before and i finally worked up the nerve to go get one #and i get to the store get the strap while The Girl waits in the car because she’s too shy to come in with me #i buy the strap (i even talk to the sales person in the store) get back out to the car and The Girl says #i’m having really bad cramps…. i think i just started my period #nssjjdhwdiNSBAGDWEKWMDBjshamfnebjsskNSKAMbhdjsmdn #unreal timing! unreal! #so yeah plans were derailed but hopefully will happen next week lmaooo jsssjdmdkdkjajddnnsjdk #we were both dying about it #also i love The Girl don’t think i’ve said that on here before #but wow i love her a lot #myken talks #The Girl

[calliope-king]

Anyone else disappointed Kaz didn’t just pull the pen to sign the murder confessions out of Pekka’s ear?

#I mean if he’s gonna do magic tricks why not just go all in? #I’m 100% kidding #but when he did that little magic trick in front of this man who is begging for his sons life I was dying laughing #like boy this is not the time lmaooo #sab2 spoilers #sab spoilers #shadow and bone season 2 #shadow and bone season 2 spoilers #kaz brekker

[acuar-io]

Omg I need to rb so much stuff but I’m so sleepy and my body hurts after being woken up at the crack of Dawn bc my dog decided to shit herself 💀 ill be back u guys ok

#fae.txt #I feel like I’m dying #I’m also on my period btw n the asf time I was on it I fainted in the bathroom LMAOOO I’m not trying to relive that

[bunihyo]

so I fell down the stairs yesterday and I didn’t think much of it because i’m always falling (and I caught myself anyway so I was like ‘i’ll be fine’) but now it hurts to move my leg and I have a bruise the size of a coconut 😝👍

#🫶🏼 dd’s rambles #i’m doing so good #like so good #it hurts to lay LMAOOO I JUST WANNA RELAX #ITS ALSO PURPLE…LIKE IM DYING

[garoujo]

Aaaah mochi bachira yes please😩

IM SORRY ABOUT HIM .. HES EXTRA CHEWY <333

#✧ ₊˚ 📂 — emmochis ! #ʚ ₊˚ 💬 — new emmail. #ʚ ₊˚ ⌕ — hoesplay. #i hope u guys know these r the funniest things ever 4 me lmaooo #i’m dying posting these THEYRE SO CHEWY LOOKING #LITTLE MOCHI CHEEKS <3

[wowwzaaxei]

Oml 💀

Whoever designed this Two bot, you have my respect 💀

#i’m dying help #lmaooo

[asteroids-and-tractorbeams]

Idk what’s a worse era to be in, actors and directors being pissed off about any mention of shipping to the point they’re rude to fans about it or actors being okay with it to the point where they talk about who they ship their own character with and people take that as fact about the future of the character

#katee sackhoff what are you doing sggshsjlkhtdghdghsk #lmaooo what a bad precedent to set #I’m sorry but this is so funny to me I’m dying

[emblazons]

just saw a byler edit to shewolf by shakira I can’t breathe

#THE ‘I didn’t say it’ ‘you didn’t have to’ scene too I’M DYING #I really just #forgot these kind of things were possible looking at themes and arcs lmaooo #IT WAS QUALITY THO #byler #stranger things

[niicevibe]

ARCHONS BLESS THE LANTERN RITE EVENTS LMAOOO

#I had to screenshot Xiao’s expression tho #the ‘uhhhh…’ sent me LMFAOOO #XIAO’S SMILE AHHHH he’s so CUTE STOP #LMAOOO Paimon trying to pull a thesaurus out of her ass too jeeez #and the fast awkward clapping for zhongli #not guoba being outed too lol #VENTI BLOWING WIND INTO THE PLACE HOLY FUCK IM DYING RNN #and his entry into the restaurant oh my god #almost blowing xingqiu’s cover? #THE LOOK HE GIVES ZHONGLI LMFAO #xiao getting uncomfy… my sweet baby boy 🥺 #and the awkward clapping again for the nominations… I’m laughing so hard in this event #Paimon… you’re so cute 😭😭 #and just like that xiao leaves… only to come right back bc you’re my day one main babyyyyyyyy #✦ jaid plays genshin #lantern rite

[bottomvalerius]

I also must address the elephant in the room that I have been avoiding for years

Valerius…… has no ass.

#he’s a dying twink through and through #however comma. immma ignore it. LMAOOO #rambling #I’m currently going back to doing a time skip design LMAO #and I’m looking at his sprite and I’m like :/…. :C LMAO