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Gossip Girl Appreciation Week | Day 2: A Favorite Dynamic

A fic to celebrate the van der Humphrey kids! biological and honorary!

shoutout to @blairwaldcrf for the textfic idea <3

Transcript below the cut

First Image:

Nate (sender):  attention jeeves

Jenny from the block (Jenny):  what did you just call me

Nate:  Dan and I need you guys to settle a debate

Punkin Butt (Dan):  Oh god

Punkin Butt:  I would like to preemptively apologize

S! 🌼 (Serena):  yesssss I am ready go on

Nate:  Daniel R Humphrey, my betrothed, the love of my life, believes that pineapple, fruit of the gods, the most delicious of the fruits, should not be on pizza 

Second Image:

B! 🐝 (Blair):  …

B! 🐝:  You’re kidding, right?

Nate:  that’s what I’m saying!!!

B! 🐝:  No, Nate, I mean: that is what you’re arguing about?

B! 🐝:  Because obviously, the answer is no. It does not belong. 

Punkin Butt:  AHA!

Jenny from the block:  yeah nate wtf is wrong with you

Third Image:

Jenny from the block:  pineapple alone: yes. 

Jenny from the block: pineapple on pizza: SACRILEGE. 

Jenny from the block:  DISGUSTANG

V! (Vanessa):  some things are sacred. 

V!:  proper pizza topping is one of them

Jenny from the block:  wow trying so hard not to make a joke about “topping”

Punkin Butt:  please don’t

Eric RHODES:  ^^^

Eric RHODES:  and re: the pizza question: sorry, nate. 

Fourth Image:

Eric RHODES:  it just doesn’t taste that good to me

V!:  yeah the sweetness from the tomato sauce combined with the super sweetness of the fruit…it’s just too much

Nate:  no no no V, that’s why you pair it with pepperoni

Punkin Butt:  absolutely not

Nate:  because the spice of the meat offsets the sweetness perfectly

Punkin Butt:  you are sleeping on the couch tonight

Jenny from the block:  harshhhhh

Fifth Image

Jenny from the block:  but fair tbh

Jonathan:  I…I kinda like it actually

Jenny from the block:  JONATHAN NO

S! 🌼:  it’s ok jonathan we still love you

S! 🌼:  natie though…

Nate:  wow. 

Nate:  I am feeling so attacked right now

B! 🐝:  You brought this on yourself, darling. 

Nate:  okay but consider this

Sixth Image:

Nate:  how many of you have actually TRIED it though? Instead of just writing it off as gross

Nate:  because of some preconceived idea of what pizza “should” be. 

Nate:  let go of principle. Open yourselves up to joy. To enjoying deliciousness. 

V!:  Well fuck

V!:  you’ve convinced me.

S! 🌼:  srsly V’s literally scrolling through grubhub now

Punkin Butt:  Oy. 

Seventh Image:

Nate:  VINDICATED

B! 🐝:  Well not here. J and I are making perfectly sensible croque monsieur. 

Jenny from the block:  yeah like true ex-patriots <3

Jonathan:  wbu Dan? Are you convinced?

Punkin Butt:  we’re doing separate orders

Eric RHODES:  now that’s true love.

Jenny from the block:  it’s easy enough when you bag the richest boy in new york

Eighth Image:

Punkin Butt:  hey

Punkin Butt:  hey

Punkin Butt:  fuck you

Jenny from the block:  ;)

Nate:  he takes my fortune I take his name. Fair trade. 

S! 🌼:  awwwwwww

B! 🐝:  ugh.

Jenny from the block:  gross

Ninth Image:

Eric RHODES:  aw come on Dan don’t make him sleep on the couch

Nate:  beep beep sorry line busy try again later

V!:  STOP

#long post #gossip girl #ggaw23 #nate archibald #dan humphrey #jenny humphrey #serena van der woodsen #blair waldorf #vanessa abrams #eric van der woodsen #jonathan whitney #dan x nate #serenessa #blenny #eric x jonathan #liz's ficz #sorry for the small text I could not for the LIFE of me find a text generator that did group messages #but I added the transcript for your benefit #featuring: the stupid nicknames nate gives to all his people in his contacts <3 #I’ll cross post to ao3 later when I have the spoons to embed images ♥️♥️♥️