#I’d blame the Bean but it’s not the fetus’ fault my uterus has been pumping out so much estrogen

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in case you were wondering why I’ve been a bit absent minded and sick lately. btw. it’s this guy.

#positive / very much wanted btw lmao #I personally hate when people go ‘I’m pregnant’ and I don’t know if I should say congrats or find the planned parenthood number yknow #I’d blame the Bean but it’s not the fetus’ fault my uterus has been pumping out so much estrogen #to build the baby chamber #anyway I’m now on prescription meds so instead of nauseous I’m just hungry #in a way I’ve never been hungry before #I pregamed dinner by walking to the taco shop and having a barbacoa taco and huge mound of pico #and still ate a full dinner two hours later #but. I’m 9 weeks now and I know they say wait until 12 but also #they saw a heart beat so unless the anatomy scan they’re like #‘woah that thang’s fucked up’ the Bean shouldn’t miscarry #so I’m telling now :) hai