#I was watching a compilation of kohga's scenes in age of calamity because I like the voice actor

[yours-the-author]

New Idea: Reginald Copperbottom as Master Kohga and RHM as Sooga from Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity

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RHM: *Saves Reg at the last second*

Reg: RHM, you're late! I nearly got peeled like a banana-

RHM: *Tosses him over one should like a sack of bananas potatoes*

Reg: :O

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Reg: Toppats, ASSEMBLE! Me excluded, of course ;) *runs away*

Toppats: ????

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Reg: So... if the government can fix that teleporter thingamajig... what does that mean for me- I mean us?

RHM: That "thingamajig" will tell them where we are and what we're doing.

Reg: ...Ah.

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Reg: *has cornered the triple threat with a bunch of backup* What a relief it will be when you meddlers are out of the picture! *Strikes a series of silly poses* Today! Right now, in fact! The stupendous chief of the Toppat Clan, Reginald Copperbottom! Is gonna kill you all... to death!

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RHM: *fighting off the government* Chief, quick! Make your escape!

Reg: I can't flee, you're my best lackey!

RHM: ...

Reg: ...

RHM and Reg: *passionate kissing*

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#thsc #the henry stickmin collection #reginald copperbottom #right hand man #rhm #master kohga #sooga #incorrect quotes #technically? #age of calamity #copperright #I was watching a compilation of kohga's scenes in age of calamity because I like the voice actor #and I looked at these two and thought 'copperright-core" #regardless of if you ship kohga and sooga #you really have to wonder what kohga did to pull someone like sooga #it's something to think about

[karaloza]

🎭🎮🕹️🗡️👑🗻⛩️👊💣🧚🔥✨🙊👍?

Holy moly that's a lotta emojis! Okay, here we go...

🎭: He must be a separate person, because I yell at him when he does the wrong thing (even though it's my fault for pushing the wrong button). But on the other hand, I empathize so hard with this little guy I am leading to victory, and sometimes I respond to other things in the game as if I were Link, so maybe...both?

🎮: This is a tough one. I haven't played all of them, or even half of them, and "favorite" is always a tricky word with me. I guess BOTW, since it's the one that rocketed me into loving this franchise to a whole new level.

🕹️: The original The Legend of Zelda babeyyyyyyy. And I played it when it was new.

🗡️: This I definitely don't have an answer for. It's about the dynamic, not the individual characters.

👑: On firmer ground here, since not many of them stand out from the pack. Tetra is Best Zelda for sure, but favorite Zelda as Zelda? Gotta be the one from BOTW. She's a princess who's also a science nerd.

🗻: I assume I would live in a human village just doing human villager stuff. Maybe I'd work in the local potion shop.

⛩️: I'm running into the pitfalls of the word "favorite" again...Stone Tower Temple combines rewarding puzzles with some of the best dang music, so I'll say that one.

👊: I haven't played it, but Master Kohga's fully-voiced scenes in Age of Calamity made me laugh so hard when I watched a compilation video that he gets it...today. This may be subject to change.

💣: Here we go again with that word...but I am always super-happy to get the Double Clawshot in TP.

🧚: Probably Midna.

🔥: Exploring! Seeing something I haven't been to yet and going to see what it is! Filling in more of the map!

✨: Am I allowed to say the blank bit in the center? j/k, it's Wisdom. I am a brain person.

🙊: The official timeline is so unnecessary. They should have gone with an explanation like, these are all different versions of the same legend. (Also, the Happy Mask Salesman in OOT is NOT creepy; y'all are projecting backwards onto him from the version in MM. In OOT, he's just a smiley guy behind a retail counter.)

👍: The "Goddess of Time" mentioned in MM is Nayru. Nayru is credited with creating the laws of nature, of which time is certainly one, and time magic tends to use her color, blue.

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