#I understand why murder statistics go through the roof when the weather gets hotter

[krippe90]

This heatwave is making people fucking pissed off all the time. Including me.

Just this morning some tiny Karen, in her 50′s or so, was being a cunt to the cashier at our local grocery store because Karen couldn’t pay with some dumbass card or some shit, and the cashier didn’t know what to do. The cashier was new since I’ve only seen her like three times before. To note: she is of middle eastern descent with a slight accent and at most 20 years old, so the Karen was of course starting to go on about the downfall of Swedish society or some bullshit and I could see the poor girl’s face starting to tear up.

I’m typically Swedish in that way where I avoid confrontations with strangers at all cost. but after working for 3 hours in a hot dorm, building Ikea furniture while sweating my balls off, I just fucking lost it at her cuntish attitude.

I interrupt her rant and said “HEY! Have you tried not being such a fucking cunt (aka: Jävla Fitta in Swedish) for five fucking minutes out of your day?! It’s not her fault you’ve managed to live as a fucking dumbass your entire life without properly learning how to pay with a card!".

Now I’m a peaceful guy. But with my shaved head, tattoos (pentagram, etc), bushy beard, and somewhat big frame (192 cm/105 kg), I am aware that I can come off as somewhat threatening if you don’t know me.

She takes a look up at me, and I’m already red in the face and angry looking from this fucking heat and getting noticeably angrier. Also I’m in my work pants and tank top so I don’t look like my usual computer nerd-self. It looked like she was about to start going off on me but I just roared “GIT! (Swedish: STICK!)” and she did! Left her unpaid packet of milk and buns and just stormed the fuck out of there!

I gotta tell you, it was the highlight of my year. I’m gonna start scaring Karens more often. Incredibly satisfying. 10/10. I recommend it to anyone who has the ability.

#swedish #sweden #personal #I understand why murder statistics go through the roof when the weather gets hotter #Really fucking hoping she wasn't the mom of one of my friends or some shit tho...