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gentlemen prefer makima ! 💋

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THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING 2001 | dir. Peter Jackson

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Shopping for a tech thing you aren't a technophile for with someone who is a technophile for it is exhausting. "Would you mind one with inferior blast processing?" They ask, as you go "uh, maybe, is that good?" "Well, it's good if it doesn't have the right hyperion refresh sensors, which, let me tell you, the 2022 Ultra52 did not," and they laugh, and the guy selling it laughs, and you're just going "please...the good one, please,"

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#0 #I don't use drafts at all lol #straight from the brain onto the internet for this guy!

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#For a man my tits are pretty big tbh #the curse of manboobs

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#he died

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- My dog, when he accidentally kicks his ball under the sofa

Well my life is fucked i lost my only special toy

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Homosexual artifacts.

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ALIEN (1979) dir. Ridley Scott Released May 25th, 1979

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And so, the Dragon of the West makes hotleaf juice out of yet another challenger, claiming a sweeping victory in the previous round against Alphonse Elr- what? Oh- OHOHO! HERE COMES D.W. WITH A STEEL CHAIR!

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