#I swear I'm not lying

[our-lady-of-venom]

I need you all to know that Gabe said he's open to doing a cobra reunion tour tonight

#i swear I'm not lying #gabe saporta #midtown #cobra starship

[arsenicpanda]

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S (2023)

#fnaf #fnafedit #Five Nights at Freddy's #fnaf movie #matpat #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf spoilers #fyeahmovies #filmedit #gifs* #arsenicpandacreates #this LYING LIAR WHO LIES acted like he WASN'T IN THE MOVIE alskjflskjf #yes I DID stop watching to make this gif set what of it? #also I do not like this coloring but also I'm sick of looking at it and want to sleep soooooo #there is NO COLOR in this scene I SWEAR TO GOD #you would not BELIEVE the vibrancy + saturation it took to get it to this bland point #and any further started causing problems booooooo

[oundyfurcoat]

Brooo, I'm shook that some Asian countries believe that blood type predicts personality, strengths/weakness

Can you believe being turned down for a job offer cuz you have "bad" blood? 😭

#shitpost but not really shitposting #I swear I'm not lying #ya can search 'Asia blood type personality'

[platinumparadax]

Imaging having anything planned for April Fools, anyways here is a WiP of that thing I've been working on.

#This is a joke but also there is something here #Turn up your brightness #I swear I'm not lying

[amenti-aardwolf]

So there's a squirrel in my shirt, and he refuses to leave. It's almost 1 am and I can't fall asleep until I manage to get him out. How's life for everybody else? 😅

#this was so random #i just thought the absurdity was kinda funny #squirrel #idfk how to tag this #🐿️ #I swear I'm not lying #there is literally a squirrel in my shirt #halp 🤠

[bluebells-and-dragonflies]

God, the intimacy of Astarion feeding from you.

Astarion drinking from your neck as he pulls your body closer to his in bed, his chest up against your back, his arms wrapped around your waist. It's a casual thing, now, his whispered can I? and your answering nod, as much a part of your bedtime routine as your bath or his curl care. You sigh as his fangs pierce your skin and his fingers flex against your stomach. His breath hitches when the taste of you hits his tongue, and that's familiar too, the physicality of it, the noises he makes low in his throat as he drinks, the way he grows warmer against you as your blood begins to flow through his veins. Nothing else makes you feel so heady, so intoxicated- so comforted.

Astarion drinking from your wrist when he’s starving for it and can’t wait to get you more comfortable. Pulling him into an alleyway one night on the way home from the Elfsong because you can see how badly he's craving in the way he can't keep his eyes off of the pulse point in your neck. He seizes your arm with both hands (can I? Yes-), bringing the soft skin on the inside of your wrist to his lips. He has just enough presence of mind to kiss the heel of your hand distractedly before he bites, fangs sliding through your skin and into the vein. The sound he makes can only be described as a growl, something feral and possessive (and you'll never tell him that it turns you on, since he would be insufferable about it- a promise to yourself that lasts exactly as long as the space between the moment and the next time you're tipsy and want him).

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Astarion drinking from your inner thigh, one hand holding your leg steady and the other cupping your cunt. You groan, eyes shut in pleasure, as his thumb comes to rub your clit. The pain of the bite is barely pain this way- it collides with the pleasure in your belly and sends you almost out of your mind, overwhelmed with sensation and heat. He takes you all the way there, takes just enough from you to have you relaxed and pliant and soaring somewhere above your own body, plays you like an instrument with all the knowledge of you he's gathered over the months, the years. He knows when you're close, knows to crook his fingers inside you just so, knows the reaction he's going to get when he pulls away from your thigh for just a moment and looks up at you with dark eyes and tells you to come for him, he wants to see it, you fall apart so beautifully and it's all for him, isn't it, tell him how good he makes you feel and when you climax with his voice in your ear and the scent of blood on the air he has the audacity to laugh at how well he understands you, your body.

He's soft, after, softer than he'll ever be with anyone who isn't you. He licks you clean before he takes you to the bath, carrying you with the strength your lifeblood gives him. It's the least he can do for you, with everything you've given him: not just your body, but your trust, your closeness, and he will never stop being grateful.

#astarion x you #astarion x reader #astarion smut #astarion x tav #astarion bg3 #.astarion #.nsft #i'm never gonna be normal about this sorry. one day y'all are gonna get a dissertation on the incredible intimacy of sharing blood #side note but...i feel like astarion doesn't usually feed during penetrative sex because he Will just lose his mind. feral. out of control #he makes that mistake with you one (1) time right at the beginning of the romance in act 1 and swears he will NEVER do it again (lying) #anyway. my askbox is open. for like minds. and unlike minds actually

[akajustmerry]

shiv telling kendall she's fine to pitch to investors after learning about tom and naomi, but roman delays the pitch so he and ken can actually check she's okay. roman being the one that actually went and checked Kendall was okay when he was on a bender in New Mexico. roman refuses to sign the media statement about Ken's addiction...when he's away from Logan's influence he's so full of love and care for his siblings :')

#roman roy #i'm normal about him i swear (lying) #succession #succession spoilers #/

[furiousgoldfish]

I just realized that I'm defining 'healing' by 'feeling and functioning a little better than I did before' when from any other point of view I literally just escaped, shut myself in, never talk about what happened, get scared of everything, don't make human connections and re-live past situations as if they're still here. But I am feeling a little better than I did. So I'm having good progress I guess.

#:/ #aftermath of trauma #victim of abuse #trauma recovery #maybe i don't really know what recovery is #i'm just looking at slightly less symptoms and I'm convinced this is it #maybe it's about speaking out or getting justice? #but those are not options since I have no proof and entire extended family would stand against me #and swear i'm lying and also insane #i will not get justice or believed in #so what can i do but hide and hope that eventually i feel better :(

[da-proti-toku-grem]

is anyone free to stare at this breathtakingly gorgeous wonder of the world with me for a few hours?

📷 Tiia Öhman

+ bonus bonace because they're too adorable not to post them

#i need to bring these back from time to time bc they live in my mind rent free and i'm making it everyone's problem #i'm so sane an normal about nace jordan i swear #(← lying) #joker out #nace jordan #bojan cvjetićanin #bonace #fave

[viveela]

It's almost time for Craig to find out...

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#veearts #south park #sp fanart #tweek tweak #tricia tucker #laura tucker #thomas tucker #pea the parrot #creek comic #lol it seems like I'm lying w that tag now #i swear I'm not #pinky swear #fan comic #wip comic #part four

[yaxinqs]

spoilers for xavier's 3rd anecdote and "fun handmade" in the time tour event i guess??

i need to sob over this real quick feel free to skip i'm just writing my thoughts & reaction down ;w;

i read this and like what do you mean we made a star pendant AGAIN but in this reincarnation...

and then the talk about it being a lucky charm when in the anecdote they were talking about wishing upon a star which is also mentioned,,,, also the charm being identical to the one xavier already has is so cute they're matching wahhh

and what do you mean you coincidentally made a wooden sword??? and he gives it to us too so xavier has had a wooden sword with a star pendant and now we have one as well,,,

and right after he says this oh my godddd

i immediately thought of xavier's shooting star that "made a promise to us" in the anecdote

i thought this event was supposed to be fun and cute but THIS conversation in particular just has me crying fr if i was xavier it would've been a pang in the heart like... that feeling of déjà-vu (combined with everything else we know about xavier's lore involving mc) would give me a whole rollercoaster of emotions ✋

also linkon mc being similar (with the whole star pendant stuff and other) to the others but not QUITE is so??????? it's like same character different font and i'm living for it, it's so wholesome to think about

#no one talk to me i'm in shambles #he 100% collects stuff mc gives him i swear #looking at it would be so bittersweet #i can't #xavier love and deepspace #love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #shen xinghui #lnds #lnds xavier #xavier #ly ★ sxh

[nadjasblood]

they WILL kiss.

#i'm normal about them i swear (is lying) #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nadja of antipaxos #the guide

[eyes-of-nine]

I need more aro rep I swear moodboard

#it's fine #I'm fine #I perfectly happy with steven universe peridot and a side character in heartstopper i swear #<- lying #aromantic #aromantism #aro

[torithehoshi]

I thought about the Pokemon Sun Pokedex entry for Magneton, because it's one of my favorite dex entries and how a few times, I thought about it with HMS because - you know. Three of them. Although the general idea of drawing them as Magnemite and Whole as a Magneton was also funny so uh. Here.

This is the entry by the way:

Why does Whole suddenly become a shiny Magneton when they all evolve?

When Harmonia shines or something--

#Tori's Doodles of Mellarky #Chonny Jash #CCCC #Pokemon #Magnemite #Magneton #I swear to God I'll draw more serious stuff eventually but I love doodling silly things like this #I'm lying about the reason why Whole's a shiny Magneton btw #It's actually because I thought the magnet ends were black and white but. They weren't. #I was going too far with the bit though so. I didn't think of 'Harmonia shines' until I was typing this #Also in all seriousness I think if Mind were a Pokemon trainer he'd have a Magnezone #I was reading other dex entries and it matches at least some theming or at least themeing i see with Mind #Primarily the ones about storms. Pretty neat #Also it was surprisingly hard to draw this many circles #Do you think Mind would prefer psychic types electric types or steel types #Oh no now I'm thinking of a Pokemon AU again

[starrspice]

I usually draw Y/N's to avoid making self ship art cuz i always feel like im doing something scandalous

Like I'll be teased and mocked for it

But damn is Help Wanted 2 making it really hard

#They're theater kids #IM a theater kid #he likes arts and crafts #I'm an art student #He likes naps and carousels #I LIKE NAPS AND CAROUSELS #They're Sun and Moon Im literally Starr #its meant to be #and i just need to much art of me kissing their flat fucking face #help wanted 2 #dca fandom #sun fnaf #moon fnaf #IM SO NORMAL FOR THEM I SWEAR #except im lying #im not normal at all #and im about to endure a 10 day work grind excluding christmas day and i just wanna explode #starr stuff #rant #nonsense #ignore me #im just being a silly simp again #whose as tired as a retired old detective #tldr I'm in love with these silly jesters and i need to draw me kissing them so bad

[vani-ash]

Jeff drinking water ss8 bkk d2

#jeff satur #Ss8 bkk d2 #He's so annoying 😭 I love him #The gold confetti on his chest is so distracting #jeff i swear I promise I'm looking respectfully (lying)