#I need some kind of Duolingo for sewers & knitters

[elephantbitterhead]

As if Japanese sewing patterns were not problem enough, now I'm developing an unwelcome interest in Japanese knitting patterns.

#I cannot read Japanese #nor do I want to learn to do so #why must they have so many good patterns #stop being so cool Japanese pattern designers #you're making things really difficult for me #I can limp through the sewing patterns #but I find the knitting patterns much more difficult #I'd be glad to learn Japanese if it could be implanted in my mind while I slept #but I really do not have the time to take up a new language & alphabet #I need some kind of Duolingo for sewers & knitters #someone get on that ASAP