#I like imagining aliens sounding super formal cause of translators

[theshadowrealmitself]

Alien: Are you sure you have no qualms about the differences in our physiology?

Human: It’s fine, I’m a bit of a monster fucker anyways!

Alien: I believe “fucker” is the word you told me means one who copulates, but…what’s a “monster”?

Human:

Alien: What Is A Monster, Beloved

Human: *sweats nervously*

#I like imagining aliens sounding super formal cause of translators #then when you learn their language it turns out they’re talking super informally #so this is what aliens sound like to me on average when I think about them #aliens #humans #made up dialogue by yours truly