#I know you are a rogue...that doesn't mean you should pickpocket your new friends

[cimprlina]

I'm forever DM (I have some experience and my friends wanted to try playing) and during first session our ORC barbarian decided, completely outside of combat while I was explaining how travelling, pace, rations/water and rest work, to shove the HALFLING rogue forward on the path while there was a giant (almost as big as the rogue) log right in front of them. She rolled nat20...so the rogue slammed head first into the log and took enough damage to drop down...she survived...

That was the moment I realized how unhinged the party's going to be.

#d&d #forever dm #please stop adopting weirdos #could you stop mispronouncing the npc names?! on purpose!? #unhinged party #what do you want to do with that wooden crate? please put it back #I know you are a rogue...that doesn't mean you should pickpocket your new friends #why are you all so traumatized? #i bet your tiefling is queer #of course he is #and he was tortured #-_- #aaaand the barbarian is literal mummy sorry meme