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froggisarethebest · 4 years

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The Garden Gang Chapter One: Topper Toad and Caterpillar

Amy hates maths in the same way she hates stupid things such as babies. In her professional opinion, they’re both annoying, useless, stupid, a waste of time, and make her wanna punch something, like a crying infant.

It is true that everyone hates what they’re not good at, and Amy sucks at math. Everything started in grade six, when she realised numbers and letters don’t go along together and make no sense. She loves facts, yet she can’t seem to comprehend what other people would call “easy-peasy-lemon-squeasy”. And by other people, Amy means Toby because no one is lame enough to say, “easy-peasy-lemon-squeasy” and make it not seem obnoxious and cringe.

As for babies, Amy just hates the smell of them, and the sound of them, the feeling of the word baby on her mouth when she says it, and the disgusting sensation of being puked all over by your unwanted fat three-months-old baby brother. Well, not that Toby was still a baby, even though he still acted like one, now he was just as annoying as any other ten-year old who thinks it’s popular to say the word “bruh” at the end of every single fucking sentence.

There’s an entire list of things Amy hates about Toby, and number three is that he’s really good at maths whereas Amy is still stuck in Pythagoras. Not that she’s stuck in it, but she never got past that level of difficulty.

So it comes as a surprise to Amy when she realizes math is her actual favourite class. Let’s start with the fact that it’s located next to the school’s greens, which means it doesn’t smell like juul and boys deodorant, unlike bio class. Also, her class is tolerable, with 5 of her close friends in it as well as people she actually likes, with the exception of Samuel and Cate, who are actually not that bad once they’ve been separated from their popular friend group and are left alone with the other 89% percent of the grade that is not popular, leaving them alone and looking, rather, pathetic. Amy finds it hilarious.

But of course the best part of math class is the seating arrangement. Usually she would find them annoying and stupid, but this particular one got her to sit with the best new girl Amy has met. Liza and her cinnamon-lavander-like scent. A scent Amy has found to be very appealing on the last three weeks of class.

Liza with her long dark chocolate hair and soft chocolate skin and deep wide round chocolate eyes.

Yes, Amy has definitely gotten a lot into chocolate in the last weeks. Especially the one that smiles and draws cute doodles of frogs on her math notebook and has the most beautiful laugh Amy has ever heard.

Amy remembers the first time she heard that laugh.

Fifteen minutes into her first math class of the semester, right after Amy had solemnly sworn to herself she would never be happy again after this block, since so far she had gotten every single warm up problem wrong.

“This is it. I give up on math and it’s pointlessness,” Amy had said to no one in particular as she let her rainbow pencil fall and she leaned back against her chair.

“Do you need help?” Liza has asked.

They haven’t talked that much during those first minutes of class expect for the awkward “Hello, where are you from” conversation.

Liza’s hair had been tied up on a messy ponytail, with a few strands coming undone in the front. Her round glasses had been falling down her nose, and she was hesitantly smiling towards Amy’s notebook.

“I don’t think there’s much left to do,” Amy had said as she drew a sad face next to the wrong answer on her notebook. "The one brain cell that survived this summer is now dead and there’s nothing left to do except eat ice cream and binge watch Queer Eye.”

Liza had laughed at that. Dimples.

Even then Amy had noticed how the dimples only showed when she really smiled or laughed, not like when she had nicely smiled and introduced herself. Liza’s dimples were the second most adorable thing Amy had seen in her life, only second to Liza’s frog doodles.

Amy had had to drop her pencil and then almost fall down her chair while reaching for it so Liza wouldn’t see how red she had gotten.

Not even after three weeks, had Amy gotten used to it, so each time Liza laughed Amy had to look away or lower her head so Liza wouldn’t see the blush spreading on her face.

Like right now. Liza was laughing because Amy wrote a 2 instead of a 234, which was, as always, the incorrect answer.

“I just don’t get it,” Liza was saying as she tried to stop laughing. Dimplesdimplesdimplesdimples. “How in heaven’s sake do you get a two?”

“Do I look like I, out of all people, know what the fuck happened?”

“ It’s not that hard,” she said as she drew another frog to the frog collection.

“ I know, it’s just that i’m stupid and don’t get even the simplest of things,” Amy said as she tried and failed to draw a nice topper on Frog.

“You’re not stupid, math is just not your thing.”

“Clearly,” Amy said as she frowned at her failed attempt to give Frog a nice hat.

They were in silence for a couple of heartbeats.

“ So,” Liza said to break the silence. “What’s your thing then? What are you into if it’s not math?”

Amy froze for a moment. Was it her brain just making everything sound gay, or was Liza actually asking what she was into?

“ I like playing the piano,” Amy answered instead.

“ Really? Dude that’s so cool.”

Was I really just dude-zoned?

“ It’s whatever. I also find soccer appealing.”

“ I mean,” Liza said as she solved another problem from the board. “ You can’t be the team co-captain and don’t like soccer.”

“ You know that?” Amy said, getting excited at the thought of Liza watching her be good at something.

“ I’ve seen you during practice,” Liza said shyly.

AaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Amy smiled shyly too.

“ You’ve been spying on me?”

She swore she saw Liza blush before she turned her head back to her notebook, letting the long waves of her brown her fall down over her shoulder. Amy was tempted to touch it and push it back behind her ear so she could see Liza’s face.

Finally Liza answered. “ No, I was just waiting for my mom to pick me up and I saw you practicing.”

Amy elbowed Liza. “ Was I any good?”

“ You’re not bad,” Liza admitted as she scrunched her nose towards Amy.

“ That’s really nice of you to say.”

“ I know.”

Silence again.

“ Hey so,” Liza said again. She cleared her throat and kept her gaze firmly on her notebook. “ I was wondering if you wanted to hang out tomorrow, like maybe go shopping or something.”

Oh my God. Hang out as in hang out, or hang out as in hang out?

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southernarchive-blog · 7 years

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GRAPHIC DESIGN IS MY PASSION ▬ ok but jokes aside. i reached 300+ followers last week ( what r u doing here ) and i thought i’d spend some time crying about people who’ve been nice to me. bless you people. this will be the second and ( I PROMISE ) last readmore you’ll ever see on my blog. hate those things.

idk lemme throw in a few lines of my fave ( english ofc i don’t wanna be an asshole ) song and whoever guesses it gets a horrible doodle of their muse or smth. //clears throat// keep it real for the people working overtime. they can't stay livin’ off the government's dime. stand tall for the people of america. stand tall for the man next door .

AY welcome to the readmore. a rare thing on my blog, yeah i know. but here’s the structure. i’ll say at LEAST one sentence to every url i will be posting here so this is gonna be a long ride. pack lunch we’re going on a trip. BTW !!! ALL OF THESE ARE IN N O ORDER WHATSOEVER

▬ PARDON MY ENTHUSIASM

@northernblade // cAMI i swear to god you’re in every single one of these i can’t even start to tell you how much i love you IN EVERY SINGLE OF THESE MY GOD. WOM A N. i honestly can’t decide if i want to hate or love you considering our thread but let it be known !! that i’d get your name tattooed on my forehead if you asked me to. honestly we’ve known eachother for almost a year now ( would u believe it ) and eventhough we haven’t been writing ic wise for almost half of that time you’ve helped me through so much hardship and you’re so ?? lovable tbh. also where did those family drama updates go. we gotta keep our soap opera running. eventhough i’ll probably never see your 12/10 face in person we’ve been through some weird shit ic-wise. i mean birdboy and dogson and now the two bros who can’t seem to be happy. can’t we for once choose happy muses ? i love u. i hate u. i hate that i love u. ya feel.

@mokutcki // bruh. berfie. would you believe if i told you you’re the first person i ever had same muse interactions with ? would you believe me if i told you that you’re the first person with the same muse i wasn’t anxious around ? you’re //sticks leggy up// a gift from the heavens. i love you with all my dead, cold, rotting heart. but just to be clear ; i hate onryo. with a PASSION. okami hates him too. don’t even start with me about the shit we discussed JUST TODAY. he hates onryo. i hate onryo. it’s a love-hate relationship. but aside from that you’re !!!!!!! so friendly i want to cry. i’m crying right now. you have no idea how much i adore you. you’re so cool and chill ( or you pretend to be idk bites me ) and i love you so much i just really want to wrap u up in a blanket and steal you. but in a friendly way not a kidnapping way. please stay awesome.

@burysong // K I E L OH MY G O D. i have never gone from ‘oh man i’ve been lowkey stalking your blog’ to ‘LOOK AT OUR KI D S’ in LESS than 48 hours ok. that’s like a new record. it kinda bums me out that we live past eachother. when you’re up, i’m asleep and vice versa. but ! the few times we do get to talk i love hearing about your day. talking with you is one of my favourite activities i swear to god. i love talking to you ooc and i love talking to you about hana and the grumpy perfectionist. your writing is the creme de la creme don’t even try to deny it i could bathe in your writing and that would be all i need to survive. i hope your day treats you well and you had some sweet dreams, because i just assume you’re alseep right now.

@tacticalviscr // i haven’t heared from you in a few days and that mAKES ME SAD BECAUSE !! you’re so precious marina. i die a little everytime i hear you aren’t doing too well. you honestly only deserve good things coming your way. dealing with snappy customers isn’t one of those things. i WOULD HAVE BAILED YOU OUT if you punched one of them over christmas tho. like i’m not kidding i would have bailed you out. but aside from that i !! love the sad grandpas. well ok one could be a grandpa. han is still young in comparison. i MEAN ok i’m joking. or am i. ANYWAYS ! i hope you’re doing way better soon ! please be happy. i have pictures of otters for you if you wanna.

@ladyshiimada &&. @silvcrbullets // ALEXANDER YOUR FACE IS K I L L I N G ME but it’s also curing my flu so never stop sending me selfies. don’t tell anyone i said this but you’re such a handsome person i’m jealous. AND !! i’m SO SAD we barely write ic-wise. i mean we talk frequently but i really enjoy writing with you ! as long as we keep writing ooc i’m happy though because you ! brighten my day so much and i’d love to send you all the dancing spider videos but you can’t watch videos in class. i just really hope life’s treating you well and class is not too straining ! i LOVE U V MUCH BBY.

@bladeofthesparrow // where did he come from where did he go. where did he come from cottoneye flint. uhm have i ever told you that ?? i’m adopting you. you’re mine now say hello to your new dad. ( i’M KIDDING DEAR ) but !! you’re such a precious bean i can’t even sTART SOMEWHERE because there is sO MUCH. I MEAN there was this one time where you disappeared and i got worried but ASIDE FROM THAT it’s just been !! so much fun and such a good time talking to you. and i love !! the things we talked about for han and gengu. especially the roadt trip like lbr that’s the one thing they both need in their lives. but aside from ic stuff you’re such ! a cheery person and that always rubs off on me and i get so happy when i talk to you. thanks a bunch.

▬ GREAT MUSE CHOICE, BUDDY

BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE TO THE OTHER HANDSOAPS ON MY DASH sorry berfie u ain’t gettin tagged twice.

@koueii // we never //really// talked but your replies to my ooc posts make me laugh and brighten my day. thanks a bunch ! your han is g r e a t tbh. i love seeing you on my dash ! @wolfarrows // your blog isn’t even that old but i’m already !!! so invested into your portrayal, lev. i AM SO greatful that we’re gonna have some same muse interactions ! sorry i take so long uff. @meiyoisan // i assume we haven’t seen much of eachother on our dashboards but i’ve kinda scavanged through your blog and i’M !! HIGHLY in love mkay.

▬ HERE ARE S’MORE

@honorpledged // y O ! we talked a bit about my okami verse and it’s been !! such a good time honestly. your rein is pu r e gold ! @warpledged // I’VE TOLD YOU before and i’m telling you again ! I’ll smother you in love until i dig myself 6ft under. you’re so precious and such !! a good writier. keep being a cool cat @pcrdner // my scandinavian buddy ! idk if i’m allowed to call you buddy. probably not. sorry. but either you brighten my day with your writing OR your memes. 12/10 overall package. @etrevide // we talked like once and only very briefly but i’M SO STOKED to hear more of you ! i hope you’re feeling better soon thought ! @boundvigilante // oh man oh man oh man. your jesse is so well rounded and you’re such ! a good ! writer holy moly. somebody hold me. i feel like i’ve been bothering you so excuse that. i’ll try to cut down on it. @maidfaire // I’m sorry i never !! talk to you ! i have been missing gerome for some time but i ..... uh idk. please just know that i still love you very much dearie ! you’re wonderful @pistolslang // I STILL have your ask in my inbox and i’m super sorry i take so long but i’m v shy and you’re super great so haha .... excuse that. but ! let it be known that i breathe for you on my dash.

#( i feel like i misses a lotta people ! i'm sorry it's late n i'm sick )#( if you feel left out just holler @ me and i'll love you )#➶ ❝ ᶰᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ʰᵃᵗᵉˢ ʰᵃᶰᶻᵒ ˡᶤᵏᵉ ʰᵃᶰᶻᵒ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁞ ( OOC. )#follower count for ts

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