#I hc that Sam and ponk raised the awesamfam together to a certain degree

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I’m trying to hammer down exactly how hybrid aging works, because in my mind it works differently than human aging. I think this would apply for most, but probably not all hybrids

There’s a good chance my math is off here, so if it is please let me know!!

Currently I’m thinking that they grow a little faster than humans from ages 0-15 (15 would be when most hybrids hit physical maturity), and then from 15-21 their aging slows wayyy down, and from 21-death they age at about half the speed of humans. So basically, depending on what mob the hybrid is, this would be their aging:

From 0-15, they age the human equivalent of 1 year every 5-7 calendar months. So the average hybrid would grow from birth to 15 in about 7.5 years

Then from 15-21, they age the human equivalent of 1 year every 2-4 calendar years. So it would take a hybrid aged 15 about 18 calendar years to reach age 21

(this means that if a hybrid befriends a human when they’re both 15, by the time the hybrid is 21, the human friend will be 33)

And this would be altered based on what type of mob the hybrid is, what % hybrid they are, etc.

So if someone has a human parent and a hybrid parent, and comes out 1/4 hybrid, they’d still age slightly faster from 0-15 and slightly slower from 15-21, but nowhere near as fast/slow as a true 50/50 hybrid

This would also make a lot of my hc’s make sense, for example in the dad!Schlatt hc, I still hc Schlatt and Tubbo to be their irl ages, and this would make that work, because if Schlatt had Tubbo at 17, then over the 7.5 years it would take Tubbo to age from 0-15, and the 6 years it would take him to age from 15-17 (a total of 13.5 calendar years), Schlatt will only have aged 4.5 birthdays (17-21.5). This would then feasibly make Schlatt and Tubbo 21 and 17 during the election and still be father and son

This would also make my childhood friends hc with Schlatt and Wilbur feasible, because I hc all of the Sleepy Boys to be hybrids as well (Techno 3/4 piglin, 1/4 human - Wilbur 3/4 human, 1/4 crow (is that what Phil is??) - Tommy 3/4 human, 1/4 unspecified demon). So with the altered aging with Wilbur and Tommy both being 3/4 human 1/4 mob, they could’ve still been childhood friends with Schlatt and Tubbo and the same/similar ages to them in present day

This would also explain Bad, Skeppy, Sam, and Puffy being certain characters parents, but also very similar ages to them. These characters wouldn’t have to be in their 30’s/40’s/50’s to make the story make sense (Phil is still in his 30’s but that’s because a) he’s actually aged to that point, and he’s not a similar age to really anyone else on the server, and b) his aging works differently than everyone else’s because he’s the Angel of Death. Death herself stretched his lifespan way out so that she could be with him longer)

#I just did so much math for this #never thought I’d do so much math without it being required for school #you guys better appreciate this /lh /j #and is ponk a hybrid? #I don’t know much about him except bits of his relationship with sam #I hc that Sam and ponk raised the awesamfam together to a certain degree #but if ponk is fully human #then I’d have to make a few alterations #not many #because I don’t hc that he raised them fully #he’s more of a cool older friend for George and Quackity because they were older when Sam and Ponk got together #and more of a step-dad that wasn’t around early enough to actually be called ‘Dad’ for Hannah #but I’d have to edit a couple things #idk I guess lemme know haha #mcyt #dream smp #jschlatt #tubbo #dad!schlatt #hybrid tommy #hybrid wilbur #sleepy boys inc #dadboyhalo #awesamdad #awesamfam #mama puffy #philza minecraft #dreamsmp hc #golden writes #sort of