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captaintrio · 1 year

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Zoro and Sanji for the ask game <3

You are a wonder and a dear, thank you for this <3

1: sexuality headcanon

Zoro: I think Zoro is like. THE posterboy for demisexual. demisexual, demiromantic, the whole thing, I don't think gender makes much of a difference to him in terms of attraction but he's gotta know you and trust you, he's gotta be invested first or he just doesn't think of folks that way.

Sanji: the ultimate bisexual disaster case. He and Ace and Shanks all attend the same "gorgeous pitiful bisexual disaster" support group, as a small aside.

2: otp

other than x me...

Zoro: I think probably ZoLu or ZoSan, tho likely leaning more in the direction of Luffy based solely on ration of Fics I Have Chosen to Read lmao. There is just something about the way they met and it took Zoro exactly 24 business hours to be like "my life and my sword for your cause," the way they just. get each other, half the time without even needing to speak, the softness and solidarity of it all. Just gets me, ya know.

Sanji: SanLu or ZoSan (are you sensing a pattern lmfao). In general maaaybe SanLu bc like. I think Sanji is very much inside himself about his own worth and place in the world, and Luffy is like. Relentless (as he is with everyone he loves and cares for) about reaching down into that pit and pulling Sanji out into the sun over and over again and there's just smth really lovely about that. Monster Trio OT3 is lovely soft times I feel.

3: brotp

Zoro: Chopper oh my god. He's the lil dude's big brother, his dad, his bestie, please listen to me every MOMENT of their interactions breathes new life into my rotten dusty soul. Also Nami, they met and were like "ah. my long lost sibling. what if I killed you" and have such a wonderful dynamic.

Sanji: Chopper also, tho not quite to the degree that Zoro is. Also, altho probably a controversial opinion, I really like his relationship with Robin. I don't wanna spoil anything (in case you or anyone reading is watching/gonna watch) but there's a particular arc in which the only person more relentless than he is about bringing her home is Luffy, like. I think he's a wonderful sweet boy all around but smth about his gentleness with Robin really warms my heart.

4: notp

Zoro: Nami, they are just. SO so sibling coded to me like. Perona for the same reason tbph, they're Mihawk's adopted goth siblings and I can't really extricate that from my brain. Mihawk. For that matter. That's basically his dad. (Not yucking anyone's yum idc what other people ship tbph but I don't like these ones personally)

Sanji: I've just sat here staring into space for like five minutes trying to think of smth. I haven't seen much of anything for him that really yucks me out (unless I'm just blanking which like. happens. I have the brain of a 90 year old), but I guess like. Not notp-levels exactly but I don't really get SanUsopp or SanLaw? The latter might just be a "wait til you get to Wano" situation like so many other things, but yeah.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head

Zoro: saw a post a while back that was someone's headcanon about Zoro lending out his earrings to his crewmates for like. especially dangerous missions, or to give them a lil confidence boost, or as a promise that he would make it back from something scary, and that's stuck in my brain so hard its basically canon for me, so yeah.

Sanji: I think he's basically a nutritionist in everything but paper certification, above and beyond just making sure his crew is fed and goes to bed with full tummies he is SO dialed in to what they like and what their systems are sensitive to and what they need for training/devil fruit powers/etc like. It's not just "here I have made this hearty delicious meal that covers all the food groups" he makes a bunch of different meals catered to everyone's needs, he gets it.

6: favorite line from this character

Zoro: "That's what it means to be Captain, isn't it. Don't lose yourself. If you waver, who can we trust?"

Sanji: "Leave this guy's key to me, I'll do what you cant do; you do what I can't do. Think carefully! Read the situation. If you're here, there's got to be a way Robin-chan can be saved! Usopp!"

7: one way in which I relate to this character

Zoro: TERMINAL sleepyhead disorder. Tired all the time, sleeping in the background of every scene.

Sanji: I'm capable and competent while simultaneously having no sense of self-worth whatsoever. ya know.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character

Zoro: Where!!! Is he ever going??? He gets lost while MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH THE SHIP. MULTIPLE TIMES. Babygirl beloved I'm BEGGING you rn...

Sanji: I mean. I'm just gonna say Fishman Island and leave it at that. (They brought him back from the timeskip a completely different person and I'm STILL waiting for him to return from the war...)

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave?

They're BOTH cinnamon rolls in my heart, but I am aware like. Sanji technically falls into the problematic fave category for like. myriad reasons.

#av answers #longist post under the cut #mysdrym #thank you for the ask friend this was wonderful to do c:#OP #Zoro #Sanji

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chaseadrian · 2 years

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drabble: chris takes adrian to a strip club, buys him a lap dance, and it goes right over his head, and he ends up just talking to the nice stripper about some random thing while chris is just dying.

lmfao the way that this would absolutely happen jkghfdg

join the sleepover!

"You've never been to a strip club." Chris stared at Adrian, hard blinking and slack jawed.

"No." Adrian was standing at the counter in his apartment, polishing his guns.

"Dude, you're 30 fucking years old, and I haven't gotten a lap dance since before prison. Pack your little bb guns and let's go."

Chris clapped him on the shoulder as he passed by, grabbing the keys to the Sebring and walking out the door.

Adrian finished up with the revolver in his hands, muttering to himself as he put it away.

"Hey, Vigilante, you wanna go to a strip club?' 'Sure, Peacemaker, my best friend, that sounds cool.' Is that so hard? To just ask. Don't even know what to do at a strip club. Fuck." He closed the case and shoved it under the couch, jogging out to the car to see Chris in the passenger seat.

He slid into the driver's seat, staring at Chris with blank eyes, "I don't know where any strip clubs are."

"Just drive, asshat, I'll tell you where to go."

They sped off, and within ten minutes they were seated in some dim, grimy club with hot pink lights and a questionable buffet.

"Alright, grub." Chris rubbed his hands together and went to grab a plate, piling it with meatballs and sliders and boneless buffalo wings. "Don't eat the shrimp, trust me." He spoke after taking a bite of a slider, half of it gone with that bite.

A dancer walked up to the two of them, running her hand along the curve of Chris' shoulder blade, "Hey, you guys here for a dance?"

Chris motioned to Adrian, "Yeah, my buddy here's never been to a strip club. Give him a dance will ya?" He pulled two twenties from his pocket and slid them into her waistband.

"Sure. Come on, handsome." She grabbed Adrian's hand and led him to the closest table.

Chris followed, dropping his plate down and giving Adrian a pat on the back, "You earned it, bro!" He pulled out four twenties this time and held it up in front of the blonde that was passing by, "Hey! Can I get a dance? Please and thank you in advance."

She smiled at him and took the cash, sidling up to him right after.

Adrian watched the lady in front of him, not really sure what he was supposed to be getting out of this. He wasn't gonna sleep with her, wasn't gonna date her, was the whole point of this really just to get his dick hard and then leave?

He raised his voice slightly above the music, "I'm Adrian, what's your name?"

The dancer had her hands on his thighs, and she ran them up and down, her body lingering just a tad away from his, "Ginger."

Adrian nodded, "I love ginger beer! The name implies there'd be alcohol right? But usually no. I like to add my own homebrew to it. There's orange zest and vanilla in it."

Ginger was thrown off, but she made the best of a weird situation with her dancing, just focused on her typical routine.

Chris was watching from his chair, and he yelled at the blonde in his lap, "It's his first time! Dude's kind of a freak but not in the way you girls normally see, I bet."

She humored him with a laugh.

Adrian continued on his spiel, "I actually had a cat named Ginger as a kid. He was a boy though, and he wasn't actually orange he was gray. My brother said it would be funny. Hey you're doing a good job, by the way! I can tip you after this right?"

Ginger slid her body up Adrian's and whispered in his ear, "It's encouraged, sweetie."

He nodded, "Okay. I'm a busboy so I know it's important to tip. One time we had this huge table of people—"

Adrian launched into a story of spilled drinks and angry customers and a crying waitress, all the while Chris is sitting with his arms behind his head, laughing his ass off.

Ginger and the blonde dancer shared a look, she rolled her eyes while the blonde held back a laugh.

The two of them were counting the seconds till the song was over.

#answered*#chaseadrian sleepover #anonymous #my writing #mine #hgjkd idk how 2 feel abt this one i think adrian would def be lost like #he'd /get/ it but it just wouldnt be for him #he'd prefer to just have sex w someone straight up

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