#I dont need them to kill each other

[callmegaith]

"Am I the queen up your sleeve when you got no ace? Am I a slap in your face?"

#ship: jackalope #posting this on its own to avoid tagging in main #I dont need them to kill each other #the tension between them will do it for me

[codacheetah]

I've drawn Loop Goop before but not my actual capital h Headcanons so. Here's how Loop bleeds in my mind

#codacheetah #my art #isat #in stars and time #isat loop #cw blood #cw injury #warning for ig more explicitly gory thinking in the rest of the tags ---> #i just think it's inchresting to think about.... does loop even have organs? #im on team 'miscellaneous goop and flesh in the vague shape of a body system. like if u stuck ur hand in their star and pushed through #(which is something you could totally do. with some resistance) #you could feel around up in there and there'd be noticable masses but none of them would be fully developed as organs. like theyd be kinda #liquefied and only loosely connected to each other. #loop doesn't actually NEED to sleep or breathe and they can't eat but they are capable of circulating air around in there and theyll go nut #like mentally if they dont sleep. but if pressed they dont actually have any inescapable bodily needs. #even in terms of injury they'd be kinda hard to kill since none of their 'organs' actually do anything. it'd just be a game of waiting for #them to either empty out or go catatonic from pain #um. anyways. sorry to keep afflicting you with random injuries for the sake of experimentation loop

[boytoyhalo]

man ykw fuck ccfitmc "nah that's too angsty" i dont CARE qpac is gods favoritest specialest most perfect little sacrifical lamb and qfit is the executioners sheepdog that fell in love with him dont you understand???? He's accepted that he has to die and theres no way he'd rather go than by the hands of the person he trusts the most??????? basically what im saying is KILL THAT BITCH AND SWALLOW HIS DYING BREATH HE'LL LIKE IT I PROMISE HE'LL EVEN RETURN THE FAVOR WHEN HE COMES BACK

#incredibly normal post. very average and mundane thing to think and type and send out into the world #fitpac #listen i NEED them to kill each other ok. i need them to fight to the death for my mental health you care about my mental health dont you

[moeblob]

Deacon loves two things: Ymber and digging himself a grave.

Fulj hates one thing: Deacon.

#my characters #waiting on some info on the next commission so i indulged in ocs today bc i doubt i will have as much time for lil comics for a bit #deacon is so devoted hes like yeah i would kill for a deity that could easily kill anything himself but yknow teehee #and fulj just did you tell him you needed therapy also does he even know youd murder in his name #deacon caught red handed haha no of course i havent told him it should be obvious enough haha.... and its in his defense not his name :c #man really does have some issues but i love him so much and hes so devoted but like. unhealthily after a while #he does in fact need a chill pill and therapy but to be fair #ymber has needed therapy for centuries and yet he just bottles it all up and suffers so #its pretty unhealthy until they yell at each other one (1) time bc they are so insecure about things and get mad over very valid reasons #but then theyre like you know what that was necessary and i still want to stay by your side if you let me #and then fulj is like dude hey sorry you seem really happy did you fu- and ymber is like no please stop there we have not #fulj just squinting cause have not is very different than will not but whatever she doesnt wanna think about that with deacon involved ew #and eventually fulj is like hey ymber im sorry to say but i really do hate deacon and i dont even know why but he makes me uncomfortable #while deacon is just. in the room. hearing this and thinking how he knows she thinks hes weird but wow that wording hurts #and ymber doesnt wanna fill in memories better forgotten by fulj which she had forcefully removed #so he just says oh well his hair and clothing are black and you had someone in the past that you might see in him and its not a pleasant en #so you know maybe its that idk #and fulj is then WHATST i was rude to him for someone i cant even remember? lame im gonna try SO HARD to be nice to him now #and deacon just still sitting there with some food like this is v awkward and i wish i could not be here for it #and later he asks ymber about who he resembled and as ymber is descibing her it clicks in deacons head and he gets really sad #that he might somehow remind fulj of the woman she loved before she was punished for loving a mortal #and he feels kinda bad pestering her so much with his curiosities about deities and he kinda gets it #the fact hes close to ymber might remind her at the core that she was once that close with a mortal if not closer #anyway story time in the tags again #im so obsessed with these peeps and i have made them suffer so much but they do all end on a happy note #its still funny and nice to me that while fulj is creeped out by deacon and doesnt like talking to him #he still expresses the most emotions to her - he tries hard to remain serious around ymber and collected and obedient at all times #and when out and about with ymber he has to be intimidating and refuses smiling but fulj?? all sunshine and smiles and emotions easy to rea #and she is just that is so weird go away i hate you

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

Will and Hannibal are shown to be very respectable and calculated people throughout the show, but when you REALLY get down to it, they are both such dumbasses like,

Hannibal made the conscious decision to frame Will for murder and get him sent to prison and just....didn't realise that he wouldn't be able to talk like they used to?!?! You see the longing in his face as he looks at Will's empty chair like :'/

LIKE SIR YOU DID THAT?!?

Then on the other hand you've got Will, who plotted for Hannibal's downfall/capture for an entire season before getting cold feet literally moments before go time and giving Hannibal the heads up to run because he finally realised that a big part of him cared about Hannibal and didn't ACTUALLY want him in jail.

#nbc hannibal #They're such dumbasses i love them so much #they deserve each other #BUT DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE OTHER EXAMPLES-- #like yeah Will its a great idea to go after a literal serial killer with nothign more than a pocket knife in the middle of a crowded street #great idea! #Hannibal did not even attempt to noticeably change his appearance when he was on the run #OH AND THE MURDER SUIT #dont even-- #IT DOES NOTHING TO STOP SPREADING DNA #He just needs the people he kills to know he owns £10 #000 suits #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal season 2 #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannibal season 3

[160502]

if stevetony not canon then why red and blue blonde and brunette life and death moon and sun short and tall dog and cat

#stevetony #616 #mcu #steve rogers #tony stark #stony #1872 #earth's mightiest heroes #avengers assemble #literally them in every universe they r multiverse soulmates #they live rent free in my brain i need to send them both of therapy tho #are u rly soulmates if u dont try to kill each other and also end the world together in battle

[soldier-poet-king]

Mmmmm reading systems collapse and the deep persistent ache abt murderbot and ART's friendship. Btw. If u even care.

#fran reads #head full of many thots but i need to finish the book first #but fundamentally. their friendship is absolutely my fave thing about the series #i am. very attached to them. #but like. emotions. non human personhood. extreme anxiety risk assessment constantly running #too many big bad emotions idk how to process so i am going to watch media about it #and then explain my life experiences via narrative features from said media bc idk how else to be a person or relate to the world #like!!! i get it!!!! my awkward not a real person ass is out here like!!!! i do that!!!! #its not bc i dont want to live and have real experiences its bc idk how and i was a weird isolated kid and a neurodivergent adult #and thats how i understand the world!!! #it is v big and scary and terrible and beautiful and having a frame of reference via fictional narrative to process ur owj experiences #its crucial???? #and i don't mean in a terminally online cannot separate ficiton from reality way #i mean in a storytelling is what ppl do way. not just to be entertained. but to reflect ourselves and understand ourselves. and each other!! #im!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #ART's you know i am not kind. to mb when it insists it wouldve been kinder to kill it #I WEPT

[cascigarette]

like. cas and anna are soooo.

like anna is the big sister who realized her family's abuse and was able to get out though not unscathed. cas sees anna and wants to be free but is so afraid of the consequences. im considering disobedience. good.

and like. cas realizing that he can CHOOSE. he can choose. he can be free like anna. but anna had to sacrifice everything she knew and start over. and that's so so scary.

for the first time I feel. it gets worse.

like!!! that's such an insane line. cas was never meant to feel, never meant to experience his life outside of his family. and anna says that's good! it's gonna hurt like a son of a bitch! but it's good. I can show u the way. u won't be alone.

#family is hell show!!!! #the angels in this show is just like 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #like they're a family. they control each other. their father abandoned them. they kill each other. they want to be free but dont know how. #im about to fall asleep but i needed to !!! about this real quick #castiel #anna milton #cas and anna #spn #mine #abuse tw

[jabberwockprince]

Since you were reblogging stuff about Dead Plate how do you feel about Vincent and Rody for the chart

i dont think ive seen all endings or everything the game has to offer yet?? so for now this is the chart bc i love me a chef who is secretly serving ppl bUT THE REVEAL OF IT ONLY BEING. FOR RODY SPECIFICALLY? MAKES ME SPIRAL LIKE YEAH. OK. ALRIGHT.

#they dont give me divorced energies bc for that to happen there needs to be like. a certain level of intimacy i think #like knowing each others little quirks and habits bc youve spent so much time together #whatever they have going on. whether vincent ever gave a shit abt rody or not in any way. is more like #an awful tinder date where you two keep avoiding each other but the app insists on matching you both #i ship them (they hate each other and the only feelings blossoming are the need to kill each other)

[lifeof-pink]

yandere yoo joonghyuk for kim dokja plsplsplspls

real and true. i think they’d both be crazy for each other…. a match made in hell heaven 😌 absolute menaces to everyone around them

i mean like. post canon, would either of them let the other out of their sight???? hell no lol if they could fuse into one person to prevent the other from leaving for any reason they would

[obligatory “this is an unhealthy relationship (probably) and should not be looked to for real relationship advice” dislaimer here]

now, i think dokja would be a bit possessive of all his group (kimcom) in a kind of “mama cat” kinda way. they’re his PEOPLE, and they’re only his. if someone hurts them, any of them at all, that someone will disappear real fuckin fast. he’s the leader of the group and he’ll be damned if he can’t protect his children and his friends.

this kind of goes the other way too, the rest of the group will kick in his shins (metaphorically) and force him to stay in bed using any means necessary (remember in canon when they literally sedated him to force him to take a break?) if they believe he’s ever in danger of fucking up his own health to pursue an outside goal. (which he’s absolutely allowed to do, but NOT at the cost of his sleep or his nutrition or his mental health.)

but christ, yjh and kdj to each other?? now, they have no worries about cheating or anything god no. but god fucking forbid you hold one up for too long while the other’s waiting for them. ESPECIALLY, good lord, if you flirt with one of them? you’ll be lucky if a sword held up to your face is the only thing you get lol.

these guys are a fucking menace to their local neighborhood, it’s basically agreed upon fact that you just shouldn’t talk to one if the other isnt in the room. especially dokja, his companion is downright terrifying if he learns you talked to HIS partner without him in the room good lord. nice guy with a scary boyfriend.

not that they’d ever really be apart anyways—christ they’re like bonded cats, “do not separate”. attached at the hip isnt a strong enough word they’re fused at the damn heart

this is more er. soft yandere i suppose. i explain my thinking more in the tags but basically i think they arent as murderous as your typical sorta “crazy in love” story because they’ve stabilized each other enough that they dont feel the need to do it so much. because if the one you love is Right There next to you why would you separate from them to chase after Another Person?

perhaps this isnt really yandere at all haha, i could be totally wrong with my understanding of how the trope works

#is this yandere??? i dont know how yandere works??? is there other parts to the trope besides ‘willing to kill for love and crazy’ #i think if their relationship was less stable they’d be more murderous #but because they’re SO SURE in the pillars they’ve built for each other they dont feel the need #its like end goal yandere where the two actually fall in love with each other lol #now han sooyoung did not make an appearance here my apologies #i would say ‘i cant imagine her with the same obsessive tendencies as yjh’ but thats literally bullshit LOL #i mean look at the end of the book she literally gave away her life to write his story #and spent 4 years writing to get him back across wordlines #i think she’d also be crazy. maybe its like #dokja never leaves without one or the other #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #orv spoilers #kim dokja #yoo joonghyuk #joongdok #yandere #i think. #sorry id feel bad if i made them hurt each other #theyre unhealthily dependent and possessive of one another but i dont want them to be in pain while being so #its my soft heart #and again i think its more like they have the capacity to kill for each other but because they’ve stabilized each other out they just dont #not OFTEN that is #because they stabilize each other if one is sick and the other has to leave for any reason they are much more murderously inclined #anything that will let them get back to the other as quickly as possible #answering asks

[goatpaste]

#sorry holding myself back from putting a handful of ships i dont even really care about but think are kinda funny or whatever #like foo and anasui because i think they should kill each other #any variation of the sbr quad labeled as 'whatever the fuck these guys had going on' #orr whatever dio vanilla and hol was doing #OR MAGENTA MAGENTA AND WEKAPIPO BECAUSE THATS SOOO FUNNY THEIR JUST DISCOUNT GYJO #or esikar because i was like i felt they were on teh more popular side and would dominate this poll #OR AHHH..kira and shinobu im literally so soorry #COUPLES WHO MAKE EACH OTHER WORSE #like i dont like them as a fr thing and thats the main reason im not putting them on here because i trust no one with that concept #buT THEIR INSANE TOGEATHER #love them for that #but yeah no suuuper self indulgent poll its late o clock i need to go to bed onc ei finish this ep of trixie motel

[goodmorningnona]

ya know, i feel real bad for gideon for thinking her girlfriend was breaking up w her but like babe. you jumped on a fucking fence. i dont care if you "meant it romantically", was she supposed to like that????

#this poor girl is so repressed #she has spent her whole life with harrow wanting her dead (or at least thinking she did and that goes for the both of them) #and her undyingly loyal abused ass said one flesh one end huh.. #what is the ultimate romantic gesture.. #how can we save ourselves kill a lyctor and give harrow everything she's ever wanted #except WHAT SHE WANTS IS YOU IDIOT. WHO THE FUCK KILLS THEMSELVES FOR LOVE WHAT DID DULCINEA TELL YOU #you RAT im so mad at you let me brush your hair and tell you it's okay #AND MISS HARROW???? GIRL???? 'oh lemme give myself at home brain surgery so i can preserve your soul' AS A ROMANTIC GESTURE????? #WHY DONT YOU TWO JUST FUCKING. TALK TO EACH OTHER. ASK EACH OTHER THINGS. LEARN TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE OTHER HALF OF YOU #holy FUCK #THEY ARE SUCH TRAUMATIZED TEENAGERS I WANNA EAT THEM FOR BREAKFAST IM [frothing at the mouth] #the locked tomb #tlt #tlt spoilers #the locked tomb spoilers #fucking IDIOTS #GOD #AND YOU KNOW WHAT #ALSO. THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH GET WHAT THEY WANT BY THE END OF NONA AND REALIZE THEY FUCKING HATE IT HERE BECAUSE IT DOESNT HAVE THEIR #OTHER HALF. LITERALLY ALL THEY NEED IS EACH OTHER #AND ALL I NEED IN MY LIFE IS CODEPENDENT LESBIANS. FUUUUUUCKKKKKK #gtn #gideon the ninth #htn #harrow the ninth #ntn spoilers #in the tags #nona the ninth spoilers

[ctommy-chileno]

Coming to the long awaited realization that, indeed, truly, I don't care about the qsmp at all

I just like Charlie Slimecicle

#i have failed to become infected with the brain worms #its probably bc i dont really like the egg plot and like. somehow it all ended up revolving around the eggs #i want the funny streamers why must i care about some rando roleplaying a 3 year old #also the hispanic streamers barely log on #and theres like. 3 from the southern hemisphere. none of them log on. #maybe if i was brazillian #the federation plot also feels a bit stale #it was fun when it was scary #now they only thing that make them scary is the whole thing with the eggs #and it all comes back to the eggs again #cant subsist in only wholesome family compilation best cutest aww farming moments #sorry wilbur soot u went from an incredible layered character arc to the most boring bitch x reader looking mf in all island 😭😭 #when is the new life series coming i need factions killing each other

[likeastr4y]

mw3 in november just letting everyone know that no one dies if i dont acknowledge it (im closing my eyes)

#call of duty #cod #mw3 #modern warfare iii #ghostsoap #im specifically talking to ghost and soap on this #i know they die in the og game but idc #even if theres an emotional dramatic scene of them having their last intimate words w each other i dont need it #like im dramatic and fragile i need them alive idc IDCCC #if you need to kill them off do it Together hands holding cradling in e/o arms one last kiss #but better yet DONT u know

[trickstarbrave]

michael kirkbride: almalexia is basically my fear of evil moms

me, someone who isnt a fucking pussy: cool well im in charge now and she’s a warrior queen with a full harem of men and women to attend to her and as a god slowly went mad embodying the divine feminine and expectations set by it and tried to overcome her guilty conscious with more and more perfection that was unattainable for any being until she fell apart at the seams and when the nerevarine killed her physical body she no longer had the strength to put herself back together to live through the hell she had unknowingly created

#almalexia #i dont ship her romantically with nerevar but i also dont have to #he was her king and her political other half and the masculine half of boethia to her feminine #he completed her in all the ways she needed and wanted him to without them needing to love each other romantically #it went deeper than that #but she couldnt stand the idea she wasn't perfect on her own. that she needed nerevar as a king #so she had to kill him. the temptation to be more and more and ever more perfect washer biggest flaw #just as vivec wants to be everything ayem wants to be perfect and cannot feel whole without it

[zooophagous]

These two are so beautiful but alas. Born of the cursed sex.

#mice #male mice are hard to keep because unlike rats they dont make besties with other males very easily #so even brothers who are raised together often grow up to try and kill or castrate each other at maturity #sometimes related mice work out but its still super easy to set them off #so males need their very own special little boy cages to themselves #which if you breed mice like me means you can end up with like 20 cages really fast #i already have three freeloader males that are non breeders so someone gotta go #if youre anywhere near moorhead mn hit me up im sorting mice and ill have an entire breeding colony of merle available lol