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#However Mihawk is discovering Cross Guild just might be what HE always wanted to sign up for
pointycorgiears · 14 days
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Crocodile, after searching everywhere for Buggy and Mihawk, then finds them on the back patio: What. Are. You. DOING!?
(Stares at them in lounge chairs with light robes, cucumbers over their eyes, green mud facial masks, and white towels wrapped around their hair.)
Crocodile: You're supposed to be working!
Buggy, piña colada in hand: We are working.
Mihawk, sipping his wine: On our complexion.
Crocodile: This is not work! It's called being lazy and wasting time!
Mihawk: You are the one who said we must present ourselves to the world as decent, ruthless professionals.
Buggy: It's all about appearances, Croc.
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