#HoboTagger

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Ships in My Harbor That Might Make You Cringe

Starker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker)

Teenker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker x Harley Keener)

C-137cest ("The Rogue" Rick Sanchez x his Morty Smith)

SpideyShield (Peter Parker x Steve Rogers)

Thorki (Thor x Loki)

HoboTagger (Peter B Parker x Miles Morales)

Taggercest (Aaron Davis x Miles Morales)

FrostHawk (Loki x Clint Barton)

Symbrock (The Venom Symbiote x Eddie Brock)

Hulk x [several Avengers and Loki]

DamiJon (Damian Wayne x Jonathan S. Kent)

Ace x Krypto (Bathound x Superdog)

#starker #teenker #HoboTagger #Taggercest #SpideyShield #Thorki #FrostHawk #C-137cest #Symbrock #DamiJon #SuperHound #problematic/taboo ships

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Send me a Letter/Number Combo + Character Name to choose my warm up doodles!

Picture: Expression Challenge by Mondlichtkatze

#art game #starker #rickmorty #Hobotagger #All ships welcome #Ltw games

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Here ya go... another outline I probably will never fully write!

It's a HoboTagger Hanahaki.... but with Spiders!

Miles is devastated by the tragedy of first love

Madame Webb - freeform gives him a choice

Remove the heartache and the love that causes it

Or suffer through it

Miles “Who’s Morales”, a child who doesn’t know any better, chooses to have it removed so Madame Webb grants his wish (a small spider sac pill)

The mystical spiders feed off of unspoken love and will eat away the love he keeps hidden, but as they continue to feed, they will become tangible, nest in his lungs, and breed until he is overrun with them.

Obviously, the cure is to tell the person he’s in love with that he loves them.

Miles wakes up in a different dimension and seeks out the resident Spider-Man

To the surprise of 0 people, it’s PeterB’s dimension

Tells Peter about a weird dream he had of a giant woman with 8 eyes and 6 arms

Peter writes it off as some kind of hallucination while passing through dimensions

Peter takes him in

Peter still lives in the 1 bed apartment but assures Miles that he’s still working things out with MJ, they’ve just decided to take it slow.

Miles starts to “feel better” (as in he doesn’t feel his heart ache every time he looks at Peter)

Things are good for a while

Then Miles starts to get sick

Eventually coughing up webs, spider bits, then whole spiders!

Peter takes Miles to the Avengers Mansion for help.

X-rays show hundreds of spiders in Miles’ lungs

Miles finally tells Peter about his choice

Dr. Strange is called in

Is reluctant to intervene with Madame Webb’s magic

Especially since it involves one of her spiderlings

Encourages Miles to just tell the person

Miles says he can’t.

Peter thinks it’s Gwen

Tries to figure out a way to get Gwen here

Can’t find one

It’s near the end for Miles - he can’t breathe on his own.

Peter stays glued to his bedside

Miles asks Peter to try to get a message to his parents

[gdi now I’m crying] Peter swears he will even if he has to build a collider like Kingpin did

M: “Hey, you can’t just go messing up your dimension or hopping off to another with no sure way to get back, you gotta be here for Miles Jr.”

Jokingly P: “Miles Jr.? There something you’re not telling me, kid?”

M: “You know, in case you have a boy. Or a girl. Names are really only gender specific if you want them to be.”

Peter confesses that he lied about taking things slow with MJ. They tried for a little while, but it still didn’t work out.

“So, If I die, you’ll be alone?”

[by this point in time, both of them are crying] “Hey, c’mon don’t worry about me, kid, I can handle myself. Besides, I thought we decided none of us were actually alone after the whole -”

“Peter?”

“Yeah, buddy?”

“I love you.”

“I love you, too, Miles.”

“No, Peter, I mean - It’s you. I love you.”

Hobo.exe stopped working as Miles starts coughing severely

Staff rushes in, they try to forcibly remove Peter from the room when Miles’s coughing turns to choking.

Peter fights them - refusing to let go of Miles’ hand [kinda getting in the way of things] and cussing Strange because he swore Miles wouldn’t go violently.

Strange uses magic to clear the blockage from Miles’ throat

It’s the spider sac pill

Miles falls limp and Peter is devastated until Strange assures him that Miles will be ok.

S: “A good bit of damage to his lungs, but with spider healing, he should be fine within a week or so…. Peter, I’m sure I don’t need to say this, but the best course of action moving forward is to get the boy home. I will contact his dimension’s Sorcerer Supreme and with their cooperation, we should be able to bridge the world’s long enough for him to cross over.”

P: “Can Madame Webb cross dimensions?”

Mildly confused S: “Naturally. She is the creator and overseer of the Web of Life and Destiny. It bends to her will before all others.”

P: “So you didn’t want to interfere with her plans to save his fucking life, but you’re more than eager to step in now due to your own fucked up moral priorities and opinions that obviously paint me as some kind of predator?! I’m pretty sure if she wanted Miles to go home right after his confession, he’d already be there...”

Strange leaves with the intention of conferring with Madame Webb, if she will entertain him [spoilers: she doesn’t XD]

After the second night in recovery, Miles is well enough to go home

Things are a little awkward

Miles realizes how long he’s been gone and thinks it’s time he figures out a way back if Madame Webb isn’t in a helping mood.

P: “It was good seeing you again, Miles. Maybe next time we meet up, one of us won’t be on the verge of death?”

M: “Yeah…. I love you, Peter.”

P: “And you know I love you, too, bud-”

M: “But not in the same way that I love you, right?”

P: “Miles, I can’t. For me, romantic feelings go hand in hand with sexual feelings, and you’re what? Twelve?”

Rolling his eyes, M: “I’m thirteen!”

Pleasantly surprised P: “Oh, my bad, that changes everything then!”

Perking up, M: “Really?!”

P: “No! The bare minimum that’s accepted by law is 17 and even then it’s still frowned upon socially. I’m pretty sure you haven’t even discovered the joys of masturbation yet - do not answer that, it wasn’t even a question! - The point I’m trying to make is, you can’t know what you want because you haven’t given yourself time to try everything yet. Do you get what I’m saying here?”

M: “I get that that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. You’re telling me that I have to try different things before I can know what I want, but if I want to try something, I can’t, because I have to be given permission on what I can do with my own body by a bunch of old randos that know nothing about my particular situation?”

PeterB.tryingtobethegoodguyhere.prog isn’t responding

M: “What if I’m on top?”

P: “I’m sorry… what?! [see: stunned_blinking.gif]

M: “You’re worried about taking advantage of me, right? Well, if I’m on top, then I’m the one taking advantage of you. Problem solved.”

P: “N-no… that’s… that’s not how that works.” [compounding math meme]

M: “What if you can’t fight back? Like if I webbed you to the bed? Or held you down? I mean, it’s not like I can’t get the drop on you easily, so it’d be totally believable.”

A problem has caused PeterB.tryingtobethegoodguyhere.prog to stop working correctly.

Sex ensues [I guess! \(O`~`O)/ who tf knows anymore?! Not me, apparently...]

Madame Webb is pleased

[The fulfilling, cute, and sexy epilogue I had planned to go here doesn’t fucking matter anymore, thanks to Miles’ thirsty teen hormones so]

FIN

#Spiderverse #HoboTagger #Hanahaki with spiders #Peter B Parker/Miles Morales #peter b/miles morales #PBPMM #betermiles

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As soon as I take a break from my obsession (#hobotagger) to work on a starker event, there's suddenly a surging interest/demand for my obsession.

But I already made the commitment!!!

#starker #HoboTagger #i cry #rarepair problems #multiship problems

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Chapters: 1/2 Fandom: Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018) Rating: Mature Warnings: Underage Relationships: Miles Morales/Peter B. Parker Characters: Miles Morales, Peter B Parker, Aaron Davis (Marvel) Additional Tags: Miles is eager, Kissing, webbing used as restraints, Aaron is alive, HoboTagger, canon-divergent continuation?, B is not a hobo, Touching, Handjob...?, He bite Summary:

Miles gets an idea... and then it doesn't quite pan out the way he'd hoped.

#hobotagger #ltw original #ltw writes #betermiles #peterb/miles #miles morales #peter b parker

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Just realized I've posted on this sample on Twitter and the server, but not here 😅😅 my bad!

#hobotagger #peter b x miles morales #mmpbp #does cropping it make it ff? #no? #nff then #miles is a top!!! #he's just not /on/ top

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What?!

I actually wrote something new and posted it?! And above all else, it's rated G?!

Am I sick?! Am I an imposter?! Wth is going on?!

Nah, it's still me... know how you can tell? I've literally shirked off writing on the big/long (😏) fics I'm working on for this ship (#HoboTagger) to write this little piece that's been gnawing at my brain! 😅😅😅

#hobotagger #peter b x miles morales #rated g #fun for the whole family if you close your eyes #ao3 link #ltw original writing #don't get too excited #it's just a drabble

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Guess I should let you guys know: I changed my url so that it ends in "shipper" not "starker"

This isn't me being ashamed of being a Starker, or abandoning the fandom. I just feel like I've been playing favorites when I claim to be a well-rounded taboo/problematic shipper, but rarely go any further than Starker.

So here is a list of my current "problematic/taboo" ships:

Starker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker [Mostly MCU])

Teenker (Tony Stark x Peter Parker x Harley Keener [MCU])

SpiderShield (Peter Parker x Steve Rogers [any])

HoboTagger (Peter B. Parker x Miles Morales [mostly Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse])

Thorki (Thor x Loki [mostly MCU])

C-137cest (Rick Sanchez x Morty Smith [Rick & Morty])

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III/Toothless (HTTYD)

Newt Scamander x [Any] Magical Beasts (Fantastic Beasts)

There's probably some more, but I can't think of them right now... these are ones I'm actively entertaining atm.

#problematic/taboo #starker #hobotagger #c-137cest #hictooth #spidershield #teenker #newt x magical beasts #ships #idgafos #ship and let ship #i know the differences between fiction and reality #antis can get fucked #thorki

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Question: Should I start posting my fic outlines?

I have every intention of writing them at some point. 🤔🤔🤔 I'm just thinking that if I post them and any in particular garner extra enthusiasm from you guys, maybe that will give me the extra boost to actually write them?

Idk if it will actually work, but what do you guys think?

#should i post? #opinion poll #starker #teenker #HoboTagger #Aaron/Miles #ScienceBros #Tony x Loki x Bruce (RBG) #IronStucky #FrostHawk #I have outlines for tons of ships 😩😩😩

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Guess who has seen Into the Spiderverse 3 times now and unapologetically ships HoboTagger like a fucking fiend!!!!

#it me #HoboTagger #don't like? then you can lick lick lick my balls!! #peter b x miles morales #Peter B/Miles Morales

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Guys!!!! Look at this!!! @poppypxrker made this for me!!! It looks so GREAT!!! LOOK AT IT!!!

#spiderverse mv #lowkey HoboTagger vibes #i ducking love this song! #so fucking good!

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I'm back!!

I logged out for over a week... lol not like you guys would notice since I rarely post stuff 😅😅😅😅 but let me tell you right now:

I'VE BEEN BUSY!! 😈😈😈😈

It's gonna be some HoboTagger 🎧🅱️

#I'm back! #update #personal? #LTW's been writing up a storm! #upcoming HoboTagger fic #Miles Morales🎧/Peter🅱️

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for the five list thing, problematic spidey ships edition, hobotager, taggercest, starker, spiderio or spideypool (this one isnt problematic but i had to make 5 somehow and think of a fifth one)

Anon, you’re coming for me right out the gate and I love it! This is a hard set, ngl. I truly LIVE for problematic spidey ships... buuuut... i’d have to say:

HoboTagger

Starker

Spideypool (can def be problematic if you go with OG Deadpool)

Taggercest

Spiderio 

Personally, I feel that any ship can be problematic if you want it to be. You just have to put them in the right situation. 😈

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Fanfic Asks

created by @katchyalater

1. If you’re an author, how many WIPs do you currently have? (Be honest!) Pretty sure I broke 90+ not too long ago

2. What’s next on your ‘to-read’ list? (Fan fiction or otherwise) Besides Honor, A Compromise by BabaTunji

3. Do you prefer canonverse or AUs? Canonverse

4. What fandom’s/ship’s fan fiction do you read the most? Right now, Starker, HoboTagger [Peter B/Miles Morales], Taggercest [Aaron Davis/Miles Morales], and SpiderShield

5. What’s a crackship you love? WinterFalcon or WinterHawk [SniperBros] I ship both ships normally, too, but I enjoy the crazy antics they can get up to.

6. What’s the last thing you read that made you laugh? Sticky Fingers by WolfSpider

7. What’s the last thing you read that made you cry? Auld Lang Syne by WolfSpider

8. Bed sharing or roommates AU? Roomates

9. Fake dating or arranged marriage? Fake Dating

10. Mutual pining or enemies to friends to lovers? Hmm... both are good, but if I had to choose, I’d say Enemies->Lovers

11. Kid fic or childhood friends? I really like both... but Kid fics are definitely my fav here

12. Friends with benefits or secret dating? FwB FTW!!

13. Exes or established relationship? Ehh... I guess I’d go with Exes... 

14. (For authors) Post a line of dialogue from one of your WIPs without context. “ He’s having a stroke and the kid thinks he’s a werewolf now. “

15. Post the last line you wrote without context. “ He’s pressing Miles’ face into the floor, both tiny wrists gripped tight behind his back with one hand. “

16. Describe your WIP that currently has the highest word count.  One Punch Man Cyborg Porn

17. Describe a fic that is still in the 'ideas’ stage. A story that would contain the tag Accidental Necrophilia, and it’s not a Hydra Trash Party ship....

18. Do you have a fic reading/writing routine? For writing, I like to set up a playlist of songs that act as themes for specific scenes and then repeat the song(s) until I’ve finished writing that particular scene.

19. What’s your favorite character headcanon? I have so many... my two favs would be: 1. Superman is NOT a morning person. like the idea that the sun wakes him in the mornings and he’s full of energy, but he REALLY just doesn’t want to be awake. and 2. Characters who’ve had superpowers for a long while are so used to them, that they use them casually (whether at home, or around trusted individuals) [Also, can I just scream for a bit about how Sony totally did this with Peter B?! My heart literally burst during the scene where he’s just walking up and down the sides of buildings like it’s nothing!! HC CONFIRMED!!!]   

20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love! OOF... this one is SUPER difficult.... but the first one that always comes to mind is the one that basically kicked me in the nuts and told me I like Pet Play now and there’s no take-backs:  Good Boy by Gudrun (mind the tags peeps)

#ltw confesses #fanfic asks #get to know ltw