#He's so fucking stupid

[not-eli]

Luke: You burn your favourite food FOR THE GODS so THE GODS can listen to you and if you're lucky THE GODS PERCY THE GODS will answer your pray so if you want go ask THE GODS something you want

Percy:

Percy: hey mom-

#he's so fucking stupid #why do i love him so much #percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo serie #pjo spoilers #pjo season 1

[teaboot]

Duality of man

#He's so fucking stupid #I love him your honor #Trigun #Vash the stampede #He's babygirl coded #Don't look at me #Trigun 1998

[do-some-of-that-pilot-shit]

Maverick: Whenever Ice is mad at me, I tighten the lids on all of our jars so he has to ask me for help.

*sound of breaking glass in the background*

Maverick: It hasn't worked yet but I'm optimistic

#top gun #top gun 1986 #top gun maverick #incorrect top gun quotes #incorrect top gun maverick quotes #pete maverick mitchell #maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #iceman kazansky #icemav #he's so fucking stupid #but he'll get there one day

[triasticalwarlock]

Lucifer literally when ever he tries to flirt with someone

He seems like the type of person to ask "do you come here often?" When the person is literally at their work, or just say that in general.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer x reader hazbin hotel #Lucifer Morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #he is so fucking awkward #he's so fucking stupid #but we all love him

[artdumpss]

It's been forever since I played this game but I still really love Asra <3

#I'm lying sorta #Lucio is my fav disaster #LIKE I still LOVE asra #when I go back to play his route he still makes my heart flutter like it did when i first played it #but LUCIO....lucio... #he's so fucking stupid #I love him so much #he's pathetic #love that about him #I love pathetic men sm #but besides that I really love Asra #anyways! i love the tagging system hehehe #cat draws #the arcana asra #asra alnazar #the arcana #the arcana game #artists on tumblr #doodle

[scottsumrners]

Tumblr...2!

#elon musk #he's so fucking stupid

[wilchur]

that lobotomy really fucked my boy up

#i don't think i rolled a single successful int check since the start of this playthrough #without rerolling ofc #because i do use insp and tend to get it on like 2nd/3rd try lmao #he's so fucking stupid #literally just cobwebs up there #orin left him with NOTHING #the dark urge #durge spoilers #bg3:ezra #bg3 #baldur's gate 3

[gemini-luvs-fire]

he's so stupid, I love and hate him

#lucas lee #he's so fucking stupid #why is he doing skateboard tricks in my fucking head #idk how to tag this

[hamartia-grander]

So funny to me when I'm explaining to my parents the habits I have that are a result of my spiralling anxiety and paranoia and my father goes "yeah I do that too, that's normal" as if we're not literally both diagnosed with OCD and our actions are very much not normal

#He's so fucking stupid #'you're so much like your dad' gee I wonder why??? #Surely we don't both have a mental disorder that influences our thoughts and behaviours???? #Ocd #cw ocd #obsessive compulsive disorder

[glitch3d0ut]

MR BRATT HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?!?!?!

#goosebumps 2023 #Mr bratt #he's so fucking stupid

[sclitvde]

@wolfvirago 's robin tells oberyn, ❛ You don't have to kiss a lot of frogs to recognize a prince when you find one. ❜ royal romance and spice. sentence meme / accepting!!

"No, but you have kissed one or two ?" The Dornish Prince quips from his place on the forest floor, never looking up from his diligent examination of his fingers and nails. A silent moment passes and Oberyn gasps with feigned shock and genuine delight. "Do not tell me, my dear THREE frogs?" Now, he does not quite understand her relating frogs to princes or vice versa, but she is right in her assumption in his title, if it is he she is referring. He cannot claim that his actions are princely in a modest sense but they are his, so, are they not, indeed, princely?

#oberyn.answered #oberyn.thread #oberyn.tbd #oberyn.robin #he's so fucking stupid

[mechanichronic]

oh my godddd i love my dog so much

#MILO!!!! worlds best boy #he's so fucking stupid #txt

[1loer]

I wrote a silly cute sexy sequel to my other Komahina fic dealing with their first time. Or, would be first time, if Komaeda could get over himself for, like, two seconds.

"Nagito Komaeda had a problem. Okay, well, he had several, if he was being real with himself for a second. But this one was current and pressing and definitely the most frustrating one he’d had to deal with in a long time. His problem? Hajime Hinata." Nagito Komaeda hates himself, but he's pretty sure he likes Hajime Hinata more, and that has to count for something. (or: Nagito cock-blocks himself by being himself: a sequel to Sixteen Candles)

#sdr2 #danganronpa #komahina #nagito komaeda #hajime hinata #danganronpa fanfiction #komahina fanfiction #heheheeeee pls enjoy ! #writing from Komaeda's perspective is fun . its fun to try and make everything as annoying and dramatic and ott as possible #and thinking about how everything could relate back to luck and hope #he's so fucking stupid #scratches

[khaoray]

oh this man is a DISASTER disaster

#vic.txt #shooting stars #sh**ting stars #he's so fucking STUPID

[awlumii]

So I know we’ve already talked about this, but… spidey!Kazuha finding out about your arachnophobia and creeping his fingers along your shoulders and neck, chuckling when you flinch and smack his hand away with a scowl, grumbling about how annoying he is and why you bother to put up with him…

“If you’re so afraid of spiders, lovebug, does that mean you’re afraid of me?”

“I’m not afraid of spiders.”

“Mhm. Of course not.” (He reaches out an arm and begins crawling up your arm with his hand. You shake him off immediately and glare at him. You can hear the amused smile in his voice.) “So, are you afraid of me, then?”

“With all due respect, Spiderman, you’re the least intimidating person I have ever met.”

(He seems to frown.) “That’s no good. I’ll never be able to scare away supervillains like that… in which case, I might need to start practicing my intimidation tactics. May I try them on you to check whether they’re effective or not?”

“…What exactly are these ‘intimidation tactics’..?”

(He suddenly pulls you into his arms, wrapping all four limbs tightly around you, and begins attacking your skin with an assault of masked kisses around your shoulder and neck. You squirm, no doubt ticklish, and hear him chuckle as he continues to press pecks to the base of your neck. When he finally relents and catches sight of the deep red blooming across your face, you’re almost certain he’s grinning behind the mask.)

“Hmm… I think that worked quite well, don’t you?”

-🎻 anon

THROWS MYSELF ON THE FLOOR AND SCREAMS AND CRIES

#[ 📭 — incoming! ] #🎻 anon #[ 💭 — thinking! ] #HE'S SO FUCKING STUPID #I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH

[monstatart]

Switch S fun fact comics 02

#webcomic #webtoon #web comics #vtuber #switch s #he's so fucking stupid #this is actually somewhat based off a true story #webtoon artist