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appleasks · 2 days
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if the devil himself can respect women – the so-called "worst being ever" – why can't people who walk the street do the same? acting like they're seeing ankles for the first time in the 1800s
"ah  yes,  one  of  the  regrets  of  ... free  will—i  really  do  apologize,  dear.  though  i  will  say  it's  a  good  thing  those  people  will  most  likely  be  going  to  hell.  hell  is  other  people,  after  all."
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voxasks · 3 days
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was your head heavy when you first entered hell?
Also, you look really stupid with such a big head
"mhmm,  and  you  look  stupid  typing  this  after  hitting  'anonymous'  asshole.  but  yeah,  it  was  heavy.  i  had  neck  pains  for  the  longest  time  because  of  it—i  still  do,  just  ...  not  as  bad."
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zestialmorde · 3 days
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Zestial's Photoshop Adventures!!
Please keep in mind this is not a photoshop blog it's an rp blog (and I warned it'd be bad when y'all voted for this)
This was actually really fun?? so I mean im not against keeping requests open if there's anything anyone wants to see but no promises
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celebrating the blogs success (Vix was in charge of decor)
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He's having a blast and a half (@lil-bexie request: Cat Cafe)
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he sleeps upside down like a vampire bat (and who doesn't dream of their best friend?) (anon request: sleeping)
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Furthering personal ships (anon ask: Zestial loses his soul) anon did not specify to who so RIP you its datedtech now
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Iykyk
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don't make fun of his glasses he's self conscious (really proud of this one?)
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showing off his living room that may or may not've been taken over by his crow friend
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gossip sesh
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adamapple05 · 2 months
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Does Adam get flustered whenever Lucifer's teasing goes too far?
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duckiedeer · 2 months
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new fic coming … eventually :,3
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that-bitch-velvette · 3 months
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Is sleeping difficult when Vox and Val are loud as hell lmao
(Implied NSFW)
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"They're slowly turning me homophic. @pimpin-not-simpin-val KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN!!"
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jazzappless · 2 months
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kiss
kiss right now.
Lucifer grins at Alastor’s backside, summoning his wings and flapping over there, meeting Alastor in a short kiss as the demon turns, pulling away with a smug grin.
Alastor whacks Lucifer with his microphone.
“OW-“
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lucifurducklord · 2 months
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Sir where is your nose?
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I DON'T KNOW
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husk-not-whiskers · 2 months
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"You really changed the place up."
Vox mumbled, mostly to himself as he looked about. The demon did NOT walk through that cursed front door, so he must have used some other entrance.
“HOW?!? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE?”
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xgay-spiderx · 19 days
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hey angel dust, check alastors blog, I made him confirm something
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“Hmm?”
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appleasks · 1 day
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if you had to fulfill a wish that asked for a hawk like shark that could purr like a cat, how would you go about it?
"i'm—im  not  a  genie,  dear,  i  don't  fulfill  wishes,  and  that's  ...  huh.  that—that  truly  is  something."
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voxasks · 3 days
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The way people love to come here and pretend like you're obsessed with the radio demon as if Alastor doesn't stare straight into every camera of yours that he passes is... interesting.
The freak may be better at playing it down, but he's clearly just as - or if not more - obsessed with you and making sure you are looking at him at all times.
I imagine if you completely turned your sights away from him, he would internally be losing his mind over it just quietly 🤭
"yeah,  honestly,  i've  had  to  ... ahem,  stave  off  the  drones  so  i  don't  know  if  that'd  work—but  you  may  be  onto  something,  my  lovely  viewer.  thank  you  for  recognizing  his  flaws!  you're  truly  one  in  a  million.  thank  you  so  much."
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zestialmorde · 2 days
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She's staring at the shiny objects "Murrrrrrooow!"
"doth the feline like the shiny?" Zestial seems amused
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adamapple05 · 2 months
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Is Keekee friendly with Adam?
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“Adam when are we getting married?”
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"You..you want to get MARRIED..? Right now, we are officially wife and husband." He ripped off his robe to reveal himself in a wedding dress "Yay, wedding bells!⚡"
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duckiedeer · 3 months
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“To be cringe is to be free” -Sun Tzu probably
The au is essentially that right before Lilith disappeared, she asked Alastor to help raise Charlie
Chaos ensues.
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More/Asks 👇
This is related to my fics Here! It’s not necessary to read it before interacting but it may help you understand a bit more :]
The way I format this is by Charlie’s age (since it takes place over 20~ ish years) so for any specific questions, include who it’s for and her age or age range in brackets so it can placed somewhere in the timeline!
Both myself and Alastor are AroAce so they’re relationship is meant to be a QPR, but you may interpret it however you like
please keep in mind that i have never made a ask blog before so i may mess things up :,3
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