if the devil himself can respect women – the so-called "worst being ever" – why can't people who walk the street do the same? acting like they're seeing ankles for the first time in the 1800s
"ah yes, one of the regrets of ... free will—i really do apologize, dear. though i will say it's a good thing those people will most likely be going to hell. hell is other people, after all."
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was your head heavy when you first entered hell?
Also, you look really stupid with such a big head
"mhmm, and you look stupid typing this after hitting 'anonymous' asshole. but yeah, it was heavy. i had neck pains for the longest time because of it—i still do, just ... not as bad."
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Zestial's Photoshop Adventures!!
Please keep in mind this is not a photoshop blog it's an rp blog (and I warned it'd be bad when y'all voted for this)
This was actually really fun?? so I mean im not against keeping requests open if there's anything anyone wants to see but no promises
celebrating the blogs success (Vix was in charge of decor)
He's having a blast and a half (@lil-bexie request: Cat Cafe)
he sleeps upside down like a vampire bat (and who doesn't dream of their best friend?) (anon request: sleeping)
Furthering personal ships (anon ask: Zestial loses his soul) anon did not specify to who so RIP you its datedtech now
Iykyk
don't make fun of his glasses he's self conscious (really proud of this one?)
showing off his living room that may or may not've been taken over by his crow friend
gossip sesh
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new fic coming … eventually :,3
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Is sleeping difficult when Vox and Val are loud as hell lmao
(Implied NSFW)
"They're slowly turning me homophic. @pimpin-not-simpin-val KEEP IT THE FUCK DOWN!!"
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kiss
kiss right now.
Lucifer grins at Alastor’s backside, summoning his wings and flapping over there, meeting Alastor in a short kiss as the demon turns, pulling away with a smug grin.
Alastor whacks Lucifer with his microphone.
“OW-“
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Sir where is your nose?
I DON'T KNOW
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"You really changed the place up."
Vox mumbled, mostly to himself as he looked about. The demon did NOT walk through that cursed front door, so he must have used some other entrance.
“HOW?!? HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP GETTING IN HERE?”
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hey angel dust, check alastors blog, I made him confirm something
“Hmm?”
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if you had to fulfill a wish that asked for a hawk like shark that could purr like a cat, how would you go about it?
"i'm—im not a genie, dear, i don't fulfill wishes, and that's ... huh. that—that truly is something."
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The way people love to come here and pretend like you're obsessed with the radio demon as if Alastor doesn't stare straight into every camera of yours that he passes is... interesting.
The freak may be better at playing it down, but he's clearly just as - or if not more - obsessed with you and making sure you are looking at him at all times.
I imagine if you completely turned your sights away from him, he would internally be losing his mind over it just quietly 🤭
"yeah, honestly, i've had to ... ahem, stave off the drones so i don't know if that'd work—but you may be onto something, my lovely viewer. thank you for recognizing his flaws! you're truly one in a million. thank you so much."
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She's staring at the shiny objects "Murrrrrrooow!"
"doth the feline like the shiny?" Zestial seems amused
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“Adam when are we getting married?”
"You..you want to get MARRIED..? Right now, we are officially wife and husband." He ripped off his robe to reveal himself in a wedding dress "Yay, wedding bells!⚡"
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“To be cringe is to be free” -Sun Tzu probably
The au is essentially that right before Lilith disappeared, she asked Alastor to help raise Charlie
Chaos ensues.
More/Asks 👇
This is related to my fics Here! It’s not necessary to read it before interacting but it may help you understand a bit more :]
The way I format this is by Charlie’s age (since it takes place over 20~ ish years) so for any specific questions, include who it’s for and her age or age range in brackets so it can placed somewhere in the timeline!
Both myself and Alastor are AroAce so they’re relationship is meant to be a QPR, but you may interpret it however you like
please keep in mind that i have never made a ask blog before so i may mess things up :,3
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