#HELLOOOOOOOO WHY WONT MY READ MORE WORK

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first of all it's so nice to see that you're back & i hope you're feeling better? :) i really get that your friend wanted to leave, hamburg is just the worst and dresden is really such a beautiful city i understand your love for it well :) do you have any plans about going back to dresden? & berlin too since you said you want to? (i'm gonna assume corona kind of cancelled any eventual plans but still) & may i ask where in england you live? i love england/the uk a lot so i was wondering 🙈 (pt1)

(pt3) for example i personally love hearing about good parts of the east bc it's always shown like hell on earth when it wasn't all bad really? and i don't think i ever noticed anything about our landscape but that might just be bc i didn't pay attention 😅 is there sth specific that stuck out to you? and off the top of my head the first difference that comes to my mind is how there is still a pay gap between east and west which is mindblowing to me, and then the general behaviour?

(pt4) like my english teacher was from baden-württemberg and he had really big problems adjusting to our general tone? like apparently people in the west are more open and easier to approach which i found really fascinating. and i mean we are pretty divided by language though that's not exactly a west/east conflict i mean sachsen and berlin have such different dialects too. oh & i meant west germany until 90 - that just feels like the history of a different country to me.

(pt5) & i definitely associate myself more w berlin than with germany which also feels so weird? oh that's so niice!! i love these pics :) i was so afraid you'd say that 😅 it's always been pfannkuchen to me, berliner just sounds fucking wrong (i do get your points about it i just can't accept it bc it feels so so wrong) i don't have a strong opinion about nutella tbh except for it's clearly not der nutella. you're so right about that. like it literally makes me cringe to hear 'der nutella'.

(pt6) that's so valid articles cause a lot of distress since they just don't make sense sometimes. and if you're infiltrating duden already please remove kaktusse as a plural of kaktus i would really appreciate it bc the fact that they put that in literally makes me want to claw my skin off. hope you can find it for free! and you should definitely rewatch hsm! i did that at the beginning of lockdown and it was amazing

(pt7) ooh that sounds amazing!! and so funny just from the description i can't wait for more holyverse :) also quickly wanted to mention that thanks to all your atl promo i'm now listening to nothing but them 😂 -spoiler twin 

thank you!! i am feeling a little better gradually getting there taking a big ol social media break really helped! also yes i’m DESPERATE to move back to dresden the issue is i dont know wtf i’d be able to do there? because of the way the education system is set up in germany like i studied (man had to change that to past tense cant believe i’m DONE) history and german here and in germany that would be part of lehramt but here its like? i can just do what i like? (w further qualifications) i can go and become a lawyer, i can work in government, i can literally do anything and in germany its so restricted that i dont know whether i could actually go over unless i’d already established myself in a career path? so i don’t know :( i really really want to move back but i’ll have to find a career that lets me do that first! and if i do move back (which i pray i can) i think i’ll probably live in dresden first because i miss it so much but i’ve always wanted to live in berlin since i was a teenager and fell in love w it the first time i visited so i would love to live there at some point too but dresden is my priority i’m just so besotted sjdfnjsdf also i live in london! best place on the planet not that i’m biased or antyhing 

omg honestly i MISS kika might just fuck around and watch sending mit der maus tomorrow for fun i wonder if christoph is still there he was my childhood icon sjkdnfksjdf also me too!! i find it so interesting on like a day to day level? like obviously there was the overarching political regime but i’m more interested in how that affected the everyday lives of citizens of both states? my masters thesis is (hopefully) gonna be about how hiv/aids was constructed in the public sphere through language in the east and west i.e. how the government, intellectuals, media, church etc used language to create an idea of hiv/aids and people with hiv/aids its kind of building on my bachelorarbeit but its super interesting to me! 

omg literally same i find it so reductive when people are like ossi bad haha like? yeah lets not act like hohenschönhausen was a cushy hotel but there was much more stability in some areas e.g. housing/jobs? honestly i think the attitudes towards foreigners and the right wing sympathy was the main thing that stood out to me but that was probably just dresden/saxony LMAO 

that’s so interesting? i didn’t know that! honestly all of you lot scare me because the stereotype about how direct the germans are is like...so true especially as a brit i cannot lie to you my FIRST day at work i was in a meeting and they were discussing ideas about how to teach a particular lesson and one teacher put forward an idea and another teacher straight up went ‘no that’s a bad idea that won’t work. we should think about something else’ i was literally like ?!?!??!?! thinking a fight was about to break out cos in the uk if someone offers an idea and someone thinks its bad theyll be like ‘thats an interesting idea! maybe we can incorporate some elements of that’ which means its shit dont mention it again and i went home and i told my mum (shes my german parent) and she said when she first came to the uk her boss came out to his secretary and said would you mind doing this? and she went home to my dad and was like WOW my boss is so polite he said ‘would you mind’ and my dad was like babes...that means ‘do this or else’ LMAO like we just have such different communication styles? also it was the first place that i’ve ever been met with confusion when someone bumps into me or steps on my foot and i apologise like in the uk thats just a given but people would bump into me and i’d be like schuldigung and they’d be like why are you sorry i bumped into you not the other way round? 

that’s interesting! would you call yourself a berliner before calling yourself a german or vice versa? i assume it would depend on who you’re talking to as well like to a foreigner maybe more likely to just say german? although everyone knows where berlin is

omg NO pfannkuchen is a prper pancake but i will accept it because you are from berlin so you have authority i genuinely never heard pfannkuchen mean anything other than what dresdeners call eierkuchen until i was in dresden THAT was a nasty surprise because i dont actually like berliner so i just had to politely eat this berliner when i was expecting crepes :’( 

oh god please the first thing i’md oing when i infiltrate duden is getting rid of cases and genders if english can make do without then so can german we do not need any of that nonsense i dont care whether its dative or accusative TERRIBLE whoever invented the german language should be fired also i’m FASCINATED that thats what you dont like what would you like the plural to be kakti? kakten? kaktüsse? i’m very intersted in this 

I’M LIVING!!!!! alex gaskarth give me a commission for this free promo please god i love atl i need to relisten i went on a binge a few weeks ago and havent really listened to much recently besides vegas for some reason 

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[virgil-at-hot-topic]

Deceit

Yesterday Roman had said some random gibberish that none of the others understood. It was directed at Deceit so they all just took it as some made up insult. Of course nothing is that simple with Roman.

Deceit woke up feeling odd. Odd as in not himself but he went with it anyways. He got up, got dressed and went to the bathroom. When he looked in the mirror he definitely knew something was wrong. Deceit's hair was longer and his jawline was slightly different. Definitely more feminine. Well, that wasn't good.

The lying side, like the others, didn't care much for girls. They did care but never really liked them that way so this doesn't bother him too much. His only concern was what the others would say.

"Is my voice at least-...." He paused at his higher pitched voice, "Damn it..." With that voice it would be pretty f'ing obvious. He pulled the front of his shirt out, realizing a big problem.

Deciding not to risk it, Deceit chose to hide his new features the best he could. Seeking into his boyfriend, Virgil's room to take one of his bigger hoodies. Dee shoved his longer hair into his hat and tried lowering his voice multiple times but it never worked.

2 hours later

Dee was standing in the kitchen, thinking about what to eat when Logan walked in. They didn't speak, they just stayed quiet. For a little bit.

"So how long will this last?" Logan asked without looking up from his book.

"What?! How did you know?!" Deceit questioned in his new high pitched voice.

"I'm not stupid."

"Well, I have no clue. I am pretty sure Roman did this." He leaned on the counter. Deceit kind of just wanted to go to sleep instead of deal with all of this. Perfect timing, thats when Virgil decided to walk in.

"What did Roman do?" He asked, his voice sounding like he just woke up. To be honest he probably did. Deceit sighed and looked at Logan. Understanding what he wanted, Logan turned to Virgil.

"It appears Deceit has gained some feminine traits in his slumber." He adjusted his glasses in the middle of speaking.

Virgil didn't seem surprised, "That explains why I saw him steal one of my hoodies." Logan nodded and Dee seemed embarrassed. "So is that what Roman was rambling about yesterday?"

"Most likely." Logan stated.

Virge let out a low growl from somewhere in his throat, "I think I'm gonna have a word with him later."

"Just because I am more feminine doesn't mean you have to defend or protect me. I'm still more dominant than you~"

"Mhm, sure." Virgil rolled his eyes.

"Don't test me Racoon. I could easily." Deceit crossed his arms

Virgil decided to poke the bear, "Is that a challenge?" This seemed to just anger Deceit more. He grabbed Virge's arm and dragged him to his room, muttering something.

Patton rose up by the counter, "What did I miss?"

"Roman turned Deceit into a girl, Virgil wanted to protect and defend him and Deceit said he doesn't need that so they went off so he could prove his dominance." Logan shook his head, disappointed.

"I hope our son will be okay...."

"As do I..."

HELLOOOOOOOO NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!! My name is Alex but depending on where you are seeing this you might have already know that.  I am not a writer, at all. All of my stories are very bad. But if you are reading this then maybe you thought it was good. So I don't know if this will be a regular thing. I wont update like every week but I might, who knows? Also, ignore the cover picture it was the first picture on my computer so I went with it. My Tumblr is AlexMacabre666 or Virgil-at-hot-topic. On my TS Sides account I play as Virgil, obviously, Remy and Emile/Dr. Picani. I am fully aware that Remy and Emile aren't Sanders Sides but I mean, they are still fun to play. I rp with my amazing friends and we have a great time!! Check it out if you want to see the weird shit I do. Alright I wont waste your time anymore. Take it easy guys gals and non-binary pals, PEACE OUT! ~Alex

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