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cultofmalcolm · 4 days

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so i've decided to put like the mercs in a british secondary school

Here's some facts abt each of them!

@muttering-folklore helped a lot with this, so danke mein vater

Soldier: Trans Solly propergander (ftm), instead of touring people around famous people, he was either helping out on open evening or showing governers around. Merasmus' only friend (M swears they're not friends) GCSESs: Food tech, Pe, history, spanish, trilogy

scout: He and sPy are half brotehrs in this, bc its a bit weird if ur dad goes to the same school as you. Wears headphones around bc most teachers dont care (at our school at least) Gcses: Art, Pe, French, Geography, Trilogy

Pyro: i have no fucking clue what to do with them, other than them being a head prefect :( GCSEs: Art, busniess, doesn't do a language does extra maths and english lessions instead, geography, trilogy

Demo: Not much abt him again, i don't even have his gcses down, and he's sctually britsh. gets drunk in fields most of the time

Heavy: Moved schools over the summer, to be with his sisters but moved back along with Zhanna. Used to date Medic, then stopped, then started again <3 GCSEs German, Geography, food, PE, Triple

Engie: Head boy. Buzz cuz. Wears glasses in this bc its very similar to goggles GCSEs: DT, computing, History, german, triple

Medic: fellow trans man, joined the abserloute cunts that are the classics over the summer. neek. GCSEs: Triple, PE, geography, History, German

Sniper: gamer kid. moved from aussie over the summer, the gang saw him in a window looking all sad and was like, "yo you wanna be friends?" "sure" called sniper bc he's very good at shooter games, especially one called Band Bastille 2 GCSEs: no fucking clue mate

spy: as said before, scouts half brother. No one actually knows what he looks like due to the fact that he always has his hood up, despite the teachers constant nagging. steals cigs from shops (would never even touch a vape ewww) GCSEs: French, idk ehat else

merasmus: enby, goth though everyone calls them a wizard or magician, fucking hates it, went by max for the best part of year 7 then a substitute came along and everyone knew their real name, embarrassed as fuck abt it GCSEs: Spanish, idk what else

Miss. Pauling: college student, hangs out with the gang while they all skive off school, idk what she took for college bc I'm still in secondary school, probably a levels though. somehow top of her classes??

rights that it, i have ideas for admin, and the manns and that lot, but that shall have to wait

please reblog this, i would like others to know the glory that is a British secondary school au

hehe sideways merasmus design

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dreamperior · 6 years

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NCT Dream as students

Mark

a good student™

pays attention to the teacher

when he sees a teacher carrying bags, he’ll instantly offer to help

straight A’s

lowest percentage was 78%

neatest notes

each subject is written in a different colour

matches folders to the written colours

will often turn his revision notes into raps to remember them

hates pair work as he’s always put with the slacker to make sure they “change their ways”

does the entire thing himself

basketball captain

excels in those “write a rap about this topic” activities

overworks himself around exam period

tutors lower years in english lit

in tutoring sessions, he makes the tutoree comfortable by buying them food

Renjun

an art child™

wow so original

always top in art

alongside art, he does well in music

member of the art club

wanted to also be in choir but the dates overlapped

always an A in art

teachers often get annoyed from him doodling on classwork

once drew an A4 sized Moomin instead of doing the maths work

gets detention for doodling instead of doing work

close to chenle, who he met in detention

00 line study dates

tutors the 00 line about art techniques and languages

in the top few in french

has a natural talent with languages

notes are often mindmaps

will try to draw something to relate to the note

starts studying early in the year so he doesn’t have to panic near the exam period

Jeno

history nerd™

before meeting the 00 line, he’d spend his time in libraries reading about history

loves learning about how people behaved and dressed back in the day

spews out random history facts

“hey jaemin, did you know that lady jane grey was actually the one to come to throne after edward vi, and she only reigned for 9 days” “jeno pls”

in the basketball team alongside mark

classmates originally thought he was intimidating but he ruined that idea with his smile

there’s literally a fan club just for appreciating jeno’s smile

tutors 00 liners in history

brings drinks to 00 liner study sessions

writes notes on post-it notes and sticks them around his room

his room is painted blue, but the post-it notes make the walls look like a rainbow

has a different colour of post-it for each subject

spent pocket money on Super Junior post-its

in a dance team with jisung

studies a month before the exams start

Haechan

science boi™

loves all sciences but favours chemistry

jokes around a lot, but does listen

once got a detention for correcting a particularly snappy substitute

introduced most of the 00 line to each other

sometimes found hanging with mark from the year above

part of the drama club with chenle

often will get lead roles alongside chenle

usually gets the roles with singing solos

was the one to propose the idea of an 00 line study session

helps 00 line in biology, physics and chemistry

silently giggles when a certain topic arises in biology

excels in music as well as the sciences

literally made his music teacher cry about how amazing his vocals are

apart of choir

dances in his spare time, but not in a team

records himself reading his notes and will listen to said recordings whenever he can

convinced into creating a youtube channel for singing covers by 00 line

has 1mil subscribers and counting

studies whenever he has time

Jaemin

worldwide cutie™

loves geography and home economics

one of the few students that actually enjoy geography

loves learning things about changes in the world and locations

always gets an A in both geography and home ec

his teacher steals his practical work in home ec and brings it to the staff-room

takes online flag quizzes

jokingly joined the jeno smile fanclub but the president won’t let him quit

member of the football team

tutors the 00 line geography and home ec

is a patient tutor, even when the 00 line refuses to take geo seriously

close to the football coach, johnny seo

brings baked goods to 00 line sessions

because of this, 00 line studying is done in his house

had to take a break from football for a year due to injuries and was in an emotional slump

but thankfully 00 line brought him back onto his feet via cuddles and words of affection

often the main victim of jeno’s history rambling, but he doesn’t mind

is the type to write his study notes out constantly, until he can remember them by heart

every time around the exam period, he has a stack of paper in his room

studies whenever he receives the notes

Chenle

vocal king™

top in music and maths

part of the choir

often gets solos and leads

performed a duet with haechan once and it was beautiful

has weekly piano lessions

gets detention often due to talking

met renjun in detention

close to jisung and does most things with the boy

he and jisung recreated the vine of the boy dancing to a piano

a maths whizz

helps jisung out whenever he can’t understand a certain formula

goes to jisung’s dance competions while jisung goes to his piano ones

features on haechan’s youtube channel often

part of the drama club

often gets lead roles

plays the piano for the drama club when the usual pianist is sick or unavailable

studies by answering and creating questions

studies a few weeks in advance

Jisung

sports legend™

part of various sports clubs

has football on mondays, basketball on tuesdays, swimming on wednesdays, volleyball on thursdays and dance on fridays

as well as being on the school’s dance team, he’s on a dance team outside school with jeno

does better in hands-on subjects like technology and design

has chenle to help him when he can’t understand maths

goes to chenle’s piano competitions and acts like a proud parent

embarrassed whenever chenle comes to his dance competitions

has a dancing youtube channel

wanted to start a dance youtube with jeno, but he rejected the idea

has 1.5mil subscribers

his lemon dance challenge went viral

often seen dancing while chenle plays the piano

usually plays front line in sports and gets the most solos in dance

has upperclassmen asking for dancing advice

studies while moving

studies early in the year so he has time to go over everything while still going to his clubs

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