#Gaara: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE TELLING ME I FORGOT TO INVITE YOUR OTHER *DAD* TO THAT MEETING AT MY HOUSE TO ANNOUNCE WE WERE DATING FORMALLY LEE

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I have this kakagai prompt where everyone speculates about Kakashi and Gai, but no one knows they are actually married, except for Tsunade (because she had access to all files when she became Hokage) the administration chunin that processed the marriage documentation…and Lee. 

He figured it out at 12 and it was confirmed by Gai himself when Lee asked him. Later, Kakashi also confirmed it and that was it. 

So years later, when some powerful nobleman comes to Konoha, ready to negotiate an arranged marriage with the Rokudaime to either his son or daughter, Lee is very confused when everyone goes into shock after he kindly reminds the nobleman that an arranged marriage will not be posible because Kakashi-sama ( “Please drop the ‘lord’ part, Lee”) is already married to Gai-sensei because, well...wasn't that common knowledge? 

#in lees defense #no one asked him before #Neji goes WHAT DO YOU MEAN OUR DAD IS MARRIED?!! I mean our sensei...NO ACTUALLY YES OUR DAD WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE IS MARRIED TO KAKASHI #Sasuke who was hiding behind a tree jumps out screaming NO WHAT DO *YOU* MEAN HE IS MARRIED TO GAI LIKE WAIT A SECOND HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN #MARRIED TO EACHOTHER??!! #Gai: Uh like 15 years #Kakashi: 15 years 5 months and 3 weeks #Nart: what #Sakura: called it #Gaara: HOLY SHIT YOU ARE TELLING ME I FORGOT TO INVITE YOUR OTHER *DAD* TO THAT MEETING AT MY HOUSE TO ANNOUNCE WE WERE DATING FORMALLY LEE #Tenten: im actually disappointed in myself for not realizing it sooner like it was right THERE #tenzo definitively knows too #he was their witness ahaha #kakagai #hatake Kakashi #maito gai #rock lee