Alfred x Joshua yandere (uke Joshua/ seme Alfred) (CHARACTER DEATH!) (Animal death) (cock warming) (alcohol abuse) (regular abuse) (Harvey stoning) (weed) (maxwell Coleman) (Nathan explosion) (breif mention) (Teru) (teruteru ishimoto) (on ohone) (strong language) (ohone sex) (regular sex) (lied itās not reg itās gay)
Joshua opens his phone to a text from a random number saying ācall me my name teruā
Joshua calls the number. With his boney fingers. Odd creature he is.
Joshua: hello?
Teru: hey
Joshua: hi
Teru: hey can you hear me?
Joshua: yes I can sir
Teru: donāt call me that faggot.
Joshua : oka
Teru: cheat on your boyfriend with . June bug ladybug
Joshua: no! I lovers- well.... heās my boyfriend ..
Teru: ion curr
Joshua: okay I guess
Jun eBay was sitting in her house when Joshua walk into room.
June: who are you? Why are you in my house ? ,,, help
Joshua: legs have hetorosecual sex
June: nay... I shant...
Josh: why
June: i do not feel Ike it
Joshua: you have to so this guy will stop calling me
June: my heart is so big.9&/ okay
They um. Go to kiss ig.
Afted and Max in car getting McDonaldās
Max: is your boyfriend cheating on you rn?
Alfred: no
Max: okay... suspect ious
[ Teru texted Alfred{
[teru] : your boyfriend cheating on you rn ?
[ alfred]: naw
[teru]: I think so
Alfred loook s at Max and Max is spaced out bc he got adhd or smth
Alfred: GRUUH! this is no good!
Max: what?
Alfred: my BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING ON ME!!!! SO WHAT IF I CONSTANTLY CHEAT ON HIM ITS DIFFERENT WHEN I FO IT!
Max: wh
Alfred: š¹
Max: ƶ
Alfreds drives to his use and Max sits in car eating lobster legs
Joshua and June are ... āKissing ā 3 feet apart. Good one guys
Joshua: okag u
Alfred slams down door
Alfred: COMMIT SUICIDE NOW JUNE!
June: nooo noooooo!!! Noo! B noooo b! Bb nnoooo. !! Sobbing spouting crying growing innoooobbbb b!!!!!
June jumps out window
Joshua: ong say fr rn.... oh no cub.
Alfred grabs Joshua by the neck bone
Alfred: YOURE MINE. hear that kitten? Ggggggrrrrr
Alfred smokes his his out hipster vape
Alfred: grrrrr
Then they have gay sex on Juneās bed.
Essay by Belgs Gay Fart
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