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nochiquinn · 2 years
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campaign 3 episode 19: how're the fjord moon theorists doing
(I still do not know what the fjord moon theory was, I missed that meme train)
update: preroll music still slaps
djsdlk matt started too early didn't he
travis being a hand model
wait why are liam and laura swapped
oh THAT'S why
sam no
"this is why you wouldn't let us see the copy!"
I'm just fully not looking at the screen anymore. I have a pringles car in front of the subtitles
no wait I lied I looked over in time to see travis dying
POP POP
the tary dice are amazing
"ahhh, too real"
"surprise us" they're all getting lime juice
took me a solid ten seconds to realize travis is wearing a ring pop
and laura too! I know things
laura will never get the name of that place right
ashley's glasses are cute
"does this person still have enamel on his teeth?"
taliesin doing the kombucha girl meme
aw him lonely :(
GOO MONSTER
MOON
oof, premature labor
hey, I recognized dressig's name!
ALYXIAN that's a badass name
liam's eyebrows at "matron of ravens"
[side-eyes That One Part of exu kymal]
lmao MATT forgot the name
you've met with a terrible fate, haven't you
he keeps saying "ill omen moon" like "ruidus" is voldemort
I always want to laugh at extremely location-specific tavern names but everything around here is "peach state [business]" and when I was in dc everything was "capitol [business]" SO
"calm down, DAD"
laudna
"I can't roleplay while you're watching"
liam's eyebrows went into space again
"gingers, man"
"don't you 'just vex' me you fuck"
"VAX stopped aging" sir
it's a valid theory tho!
"what is happening at this table right now?!" "it's the lime juice!"
they just can't not take the piss out of their old characters
I miss caleb's keen mind
"caleb knows EXACTLY what time it is, but liam..."
"cold dead eyes, come here"
"you can't have my eyes" "gotta sleep sometime"
samuel
shroom 20
aww
"I KNOW what I'm about to say"
"I'm so excited to see what your next character is"
"are we getting off-track here?" "probably, but it's fun!"
FROG HARNESS
this is the water plane isn't it
deadlights
baja blast water plane
okay gepetto
"if we ever need to get rid of chetney"
you fish for that backstory laura
chetney's face
wait was it The Tree
"that tree had some serious pollen in it"
WALL KNIFE
sam
marisha's face
orym
"I assist by smiling"
okay that's so smart tho
travis u okay
TRAVIS U GOOD
lil cal
"I've had this club night"
travis
"I love a choking hazard"
travis ur face
am I the only person picturing the werewolf episode of doctor who
not the glasses
"you have a hard time focusing" vibe of the night
OH??
MOON STORM
RED MOON STORM
IMOGEN MOON DREAMS
"and it kills travis"
"he's going to find a werther's"
simultaneously having emotions about imogen and sasha nein, which is A Spectrum
y'all this is gay
[quiet chants of "po-ly-cule, po-ly-cule" in the corner]
sam
moon check
MOON DREAMS
liam are you trying to make me cry
oh good he is. excellent.
gonna fly to la and kick him in the shins
"us around old people"
awww
wholesome creepy
PATE AND SASHIMI
polyratorous
chetney
ur face
"I NEED TO GO TO BED"
chetney
"thinking of the story she told him the other night" oh shit
"I'm gonna regret this purchase" "I'm not! :D" "you're not the one sleeping next to it" "nope :D"
"which one" which one do you THINK, MATT
"it got red! it got red!"
WE HAVE DREAM SIGN
liam sdfjs
bitch out the moon
travis is me
hello 911 laura bailey is murdering me with acting
OH??
don't you call it now matt mercer so help me god
hey what the fuck
it's the other one for all wielders
orym :(
feaRNE
laudna :(
"I could help you"
!!!
fearne
fearne I would kill for you
I'm just picturing all-white eyes with purple lightning-veins
ten years :(
and she's only known laudna for like two, right?
all those years waking up alone
what if she thought if she didn't get to safety in the dream she wouldn't wake up
sdkfjslk
god that's so fucking wholesome I'm gonna fucking die
everybody gives her one and she looks like the most popular girl at camp
"everybody loves the FUCK out of you and we will FUCKING murder a fucker"
orym's little pillbug sleep
the dice support the narrative
oh I like this dark goldy color
my roommate calls friendly players in red dead online "blueberries" bc they're blue dots on the map so every time they say it about imogen I get confused
marisha really ships it huh sdlkfjsl
this is making me wanna play dishonored
"I'm never gonna use it for myself" li am
okay that's a little badass
oh god they're gonna blow up the whole thing
"wind folly" I don't know why that makes me miss dorian
"a very potter musical" draco malfoy vibes
it's ON MARS
he's already so tired of them lmao
I fucking love this
"we should have scouted" "YEAH"
they're trying to get the laser tag rules and the attendant's just 🤷‍
he gets hoa letters all the time
they try to go back out the front door and get attacked by zombie dogs
"massive warhammer" "no armor?" "bard!"
laura
sure jan
trying to clock the cleric
matt: nice try
throw the tanglefoot bag right as they go
that's my prediction for next week
"this is a normal thing that every child did!"
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