#GIRLBOSS (murder your (undead wraith) employees at the first sign of unionizing)

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"witches are EVIL they steal men's SEMEN" nadja you eat people

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #nadja babe you're my favorite protagonist but your hypocrisy is breaking through the roof/glass ceiling/stratosphere #...which may well be why you're my favorite protagonist #in conclusion #GIRLBOSS (murder your (undead wraith) employees at the first sign of unionizing) #GATEKEEP (make your familiars serve for decades knowing they will die from hazardous working conditions #WAY before u actually have to follow through on the whole promise of eternal life thing) #GASLIGHT (you're a vampire who is presumably vulnerable to fire and yet u still somehow light your dwelling with gas lamps? #not to mention the MANY AND MULTIPLE exposed candles flames nadja what the f