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#For giving us permanent jinki content
ohwiseswami · 6 years
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Proof we’re living in the Twlight Zone
Edawn got kicked out of Pentagon for putting his virginal peen in Hyuna
Mork Lee getting called out for uttering the word “shit” even though he says “Long ass ride” in every other Neon Cult Technician title track
Park Bom is having a comeback
Taemin coming to America and will finally meet the woman of his dreams
SM translating content to English!!!!
Twice overtook SNSD’s 11-year career success in the span of 4? What kind of sorcery?
A Korean boy band with maybe only 2 actual Korean natives, whomst all speak english, exists. Only JYP could make this shit happen
Wanna One has stans
The Dreamies have become adults
SM giving up on making new boy groups 
CL got all of four milliseconds of screen time in some American b-movie none of us heard about
EXO coming back with not only a healthy Jongin with no missing vertebrate, but also their play cousin Lay?!
NCT China!!
Wendy still don’t know when to shut her damn mouth?
YG declining faster than BTS off the Billboard charts on Week 2 of LY:Tear release
GOT7 Mark dad deleted Twitter
Jinki going to the army 
LOONA FINALLY debuted
Yongguk leaving B.A.P. AND enlisting
Blackpink came back three years and five songs later?????? And outperformed all of their contemporaries in YouTube streams?????? And is YG’s literal only hope rn??????
and lastly....Nicole Onika Minaj, rap legend, known social media warrior, lover of questionable song lyrics (nappy headed hoes need a permanator??), most entertaining radio host, leader of the loudest and most non album-buyingist standom in the world, and perhaps the most polarizing popular artist of the last five years, collaborated with NOT Jackson Wang, NOT Jay Park, NOT Bang Yongguk (RIP B.A.P.), NOT any of her Day I Korean stans, BUT Bangtan S- S- Sonyeondan? 
Mess.
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