#FNGNTMSMSKGRB OH NOOOOOO

[incorrectpinescone]

Scene: Wirt's going on a business trip leaving dipper and kids at home.

Wirt: Are you sure you'll be Ok?

Dipper: Hon, you worry too much, it's not like we're gonna set the house on fire or something.

Wirt: But you have...more than once.

Dipper: Which won't happen, like those were a really specific set of circumstances, not gonna happen again.

Wirt: Ok, I've written everything on a-

Dipper: -list a top the fridge. You've told us ten times, it'll be fine worry-Wirt. We'll miss you too.

Wirt: Yeah me too, see you soon love. Oh and-

Dipper: BYEEEE!!! ...ok he's gone, ok kids we're gonna have something nutritious, don't wanna disappoint your dad, Ok?

Kid: we're still having ice cream for breakfast, right?

Dipper: Oh, definitely...by the way, where's your sister?

Kid: In the kitchen.

Dipper:What is she-*looks in the kitchen* ...Wirt's gonna kill me.

#incorrect quotes #dipper pines #gravity falls #gf dipper #otgw #over the garden wall #otgw wirt #pinescone #FNGNTMSMSKGRB OH NOOOOOO #wirt takes ONE step outside and suddenly there’s a fire #yeah that tracks #his disaster of a husband causing chaos with the kids #oh I LOVE that #wirt has just made it to the car when he smells smoke #wirt: oh fuck my entire life #mans can’t catch a BREAK #thanks for the quote anon this is hilarious fbgnskmfn #I keep forgetting to post the quotes in the ask box I’m so sorry snfngne I’ll do better