#EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS HER YEAR

[bunny0rgans]

🐇🧧 新年快樂 ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა !!!

#EVERYONE SHUT UP ITS HER YEAR #im so sad im not satisfied with this i feel like a fake cantonese cream fan 😭 #oh well i can always try again later (￣^￣) #sonic the hedgehog #cream the rabbit #cheese the chao #cream the rabbit fanart #新年快樂 #新年快樂2023 #chinese new year #year of the rabbit #sonic the hedgehog fanart #fanart #my art

[aro-aizawa]

i like to think everyone has a colour associated with them, whether its just your fave colour or what you generally wear most of or what colour your bedroom walls are. i always associate the name sophie with dark blue, my mum is always a nice turquoise, i like to think my colour is a bright sunflower yellow.

if you have a specific shade pls tell me i adore when ppl have associated colours and tell me them, bc i think of them when i see that colour

#shut up danni's talking #its one of my ultimate favourite aspects of character designs and i will forever use it w my characters #but i also think abt it w ppl!!!! #its almost certainly spawned from a combo of my mum passionately loving her colour + my primary school #my primary school's name/theme/whatever was related to the rainbow #its common for primary schools in the uk for the uniform to be polo shirts and schools would pick a colour and that was your uniform #but w my school's theme being rainbows they were like lol whatever colour as long as you're in a polo shirt #so kids would choose whichever shirt colour they wanted some kids switched it up every year #others stuck w the colour they chose all 6 years #so of course i would correlate ppl w colours which is how i always relate sophie w dark blue #bc i'd play w this girl called sophie in the afterschool club who always wore dark blue through all the years i knew her #tbh i still think of my brother also as dark blue bc he would wear the same colour #if you could not guess my colour was yellow and i always felt distinctly wrong when i had to wear a different colour #there were a couple times i had to borrow a new shirt bc mine got dirty or all mine hadn't been washed so i had to wear my brother's #i don't know if its just me but i feel like everyone has an affinity with a colour even if its n9t your fave #hence the poll lmao

[apollo-zero-one]

Man I can't believe I had the chance to go to a performing arts school up through middle school and I fuckin quit after 6 months just because I got bullied. BRO YOUR HOMEWORK WAS POETRY!! YOU HAD TO PRACTICE DANCING TO COTTON EYE JOE AS YOUR BIG UNIT TEST. GYM CLASS HAD A CIRCUS UNIT!! YOU HAD A WHOLE DAILY CLASS ON IMPROV!!! YOU FOOL!! YOU ABSOLUTE IMBICILE!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN A YOUTUBER!!! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THOSE TWEENAGERS GETTING LOADED BY MAKING SHITTY YOUTUBE SHORTS IN 2008-14!! But noooOoooOOOoo little miss Noellie (who WANTED TO GO!! who worked SO HARD and sent in an application essay and did an INTERVIEW to get in!!) couldn't handle disruptive classmates or little scuffles and petty grudges and general Attitude of the other students and cried to mommy to put her back in public school. I am EATING MY HAIR over what Could Have Been. I COULD BE SOMEONE'S ANNOYING YOUTUBER!! I could be a DISGRACED DISNEY CHANNEL STAR!! I could be an America's Got Talent winner! A mild to moderately successful comedian! I could be making short films!! But no no no precious thin skinned baby me heard a few new cus words and watched a teacher get heckled and begged to give up The Dream in favor of?? Quiet math tests?? I am such a fucking quitter I quit everything the second it gets too hard I always take the out as soon as it's offered what's my fucking damage.....

#I had SO MUCH POTENTIAL and I SQUANDERED IT!! weak ass third grade PUSSY! Your life could have been SO SICK!! #or you could at least be addicted to cocain or something interesting like that!! Boring ass goody two shoes always just staying home doing #NOTHING bitch make a REAL FRIEND go to a God Damn PARTY live a little instead of just hiding in the closet eating saltine crackers for years #waiting for it to be quiet outside before you ever even toed the line #mentally ill self-isolating motherfucker #you could have shrugged it off you could have GROWN A PAIR and FOUGHT BACK but you just ran and cried for mommy #victim complex little bitch baby always whining and exaggerating and making shit up fucking LIAR I am you and I KNOW what you did and I know #you knew it wasn't the truth and you regretted it the moment it came out of uour mouth but once you'd said it you just swallowed it back and #doubled down incriminating or discrediting others with your lies. For why? Because you didn't like them? You could have ruined someone's #life you wouldn't have hesitated mayhe you did and don't even remember because you cant keep your mouth shut with your pants ablaze #manipulative little shit and to WHAT END? Pity? Sympathy? Attention? Entertainment?? What was even going on in your stupid ugly head? #This is a callout post for my third grade self that possessed demon ass evil nine year old. That kid drowned anthills in olive oil and #poisoned a wild animal once. That kid cut plants just to see if they oozed. That kid modified her whole ass personality on a dime for a boy #she had a crush on. INSTANTLY dropped a LIFELONG CULTURAL ALLEGIANCE (thats what football teams were like back then in our town) because he #said he had the opposite allegiance??? What the fuck? girl had NO integrity none zip zilch. #No empthy either that kid looked at everyone else on earth like they were friggin space aliens and she was the only one with Real feelings. #bitch literally thought like 'I have Feelings they just have Reactions' bitch what the fuckkkkk #that nine year old was fucked the hell up!!! #and for literally NO REASON!! No cause!! Just born fucking evil and weird. jesus fuck. #Evil ass bitch caused her autistic brother months of nightmares and then laughed about it and wrote poetry about how evil he was because he? #was a kid??? Normal sibling rivalry taken way way way too far defamatory ass statements #and this girl had NO CONSEQUENCES because she could lie and manipulate her way out of ANYTHING she had the baby eyes and the helpless charm #and played dumb soooo well . read people like some calculative evil AI scanning their faces for microexpressions and overanalyzing each word #choice like holy shit. its not That Deep. pretentious shit trying to play 5D chess on a checkers board. #Manipulating shit just to see what happens?? zero awareness?? no asking just skipping straight to testing for yourself?? #'What happens if I step on this' it fucking breaks 'what does that taste like?' it's not fucking yours to mess with 'if I hit this person #how will they respond?' they'll be upset use your goddamn judgement you are NINE not TWO do you even care a little about any other person?? #Are you just living in some other reality??? #callout post for the fucking demon child inside of me #im so goddamn problematic I'm so so so deeply mentally disturbed and broken for no reason

[widevibratobitch]

typical catholic holidays at home ossia my GOD how fucking miserable i hate being here more than anything

#everyone give it up for the first attack in the bathroom of this years easter wahooo #panic attack* #its just me. my mother who cannot fucking shut up about her husband (not that she could shut up about him while he was still alive either) #and my ill grandfather who currently weighs 20kg less than me and the only thing he talks about is his weight and how little he eats #and then when my mother isnt talking about her husband she talks about how little he eats and weigh too <3333 #i. am. in. hell. #i cannot fucking stand it here i am dissociating all the time #why am I the one who has to do this while my cousins no longer even bother to come home for holidays #im so fucking alone in all of this im losing my motherfucking mind the atmosphere in this house is straight up insane

[allthatdivides]

people choosing a side on the amber vs devo fight that happened last episode missing the WHOLE point that they're both in the wrong here

#taz ethersea #not gonna go into it Too too much rn cause ive only got about 15 minutes lefr of my lunch break #but. devo is obviously in a really tough place and shoukd be treated with compassion but he doesnt jsut get a pass #to act however he feels like because of it #on the other side though. amber needs to be more open to talking through things instead of just shutting them down when she gets uncomfy #but i also get where both of them are coming from! amber has made herself a home in a place where reputation and connections are EVERYTHING #and here comes this full of himself emotional 23 year old giving them a shitty rep and ruining connections left and right #the issue with them is that devo and amber are exact opposites. #amber values her connections and relations with people above almost all else and when shes had a bad time with someone and cut them out of #her life its a BIG deal to her and i think this is at least partialy informed by her growing up on the beach and in the city in its infancy #on the other side though #devo because of the way HE was raised wants to cut out everyone hes ever known because he wants a clean slate #he wants to distance himself from his previous life and everything that hurt him in it #because they have just opposite ways of approaching life theyre GOING to butt heads and i absolutely think that #justin and travis are fully aware of this and are looking to explore this as the story goes one #neither one of them are fully right or wrong. theyre just people

[nosygay]

cat obsession rotting my brain

#my cat my kitty kitty cat #im obsessed with her i love her so much already i think its fair #but i love how my sister and friends also love her so much?? #i cant shut up about sara im like sara sara sara cant wait for sara thinking im annoying #and everyones just like hell yeah cant wait yo meet her #she spent a year on the streets and another year in the foster home and nobody wanted to adopt her #and now shes surrounded with love all over town #dhe doesnt even know!!!!! #my bff said tell me as soon as you get her i need to come over #my babyyyyy my sweet little babyyy #she has triangle cat eaaaars #(not really bc one has the tip missing but anyway) #a cute little kitty black nose #paw beans!! #so many cool things abt a cat! shell say meow and ill say meow meow and well be best friends forever & i feel like im 5 when i talk lke this #we'll hang out on the balcony and judge everyone and she'll have a sweet cat bed chilling spot on the window sill #theres always a cat in the next window over but he doesnt go out on the balcony i think #i can't wait its honestly frying my brain

[dio-nya]

I’m not sure why I’m still seeing people try to “re-write” Sakura to make a statement that she should’ve killed Sasuke. I’m not sure what part of teen Sasuke rejecting Sakura was so wrong because he wasn’t mentally in the right headspace to date someone. 

Sasuke knew that it was not the right time and place for such a thing, and rejected it, because understandably, it would still get in his way. Would you rather have a girlfriend play mother and therapist to another person, or would you rather have someone just not burdened another person who is unqualified in dealing with their trauma?

As far as I’m aware, the worst thing Sasuke had done to her was just, knock her out to make sure she doesn’t follow him, or flat out reject her when she confessed in a literal warzone, and the several other instances because he was neck-deep in depression. 

I’m not sure why that deserves death.

#i mean didnt sakura did the exact thing with naruto aside from her terrible remarks (granted she was a kid and kids are insensitive asf) #which later converted to the 'funny anime girl hitting a guy' troupe #but she's not villainized for that yet sasuke is #i've grown to 'like' sakura but not by a lot since sasusaku seems forced to me but im not actively against the ship anymore #its just that sasuke does not deserved to be villainized by people when he's going through a mental breakdown and the only people who are #properly helping him are also considered as 'bad influence' even thou #gh sasuke actually felt safe enough to vent out his grief for the first time when everyone back in konoha didnt want to deal with the fact #that what happened with him was something that destroyed him and took him years to heal out of #me remembers how kakashi went with the 'your trauma is not worse than my trauma' way to shut sasuke up after which sasuke's very sane #reaction was to get out of konoha because fuck that place #sorry this turned into a rant #sasuke #sakura #sasusaku #.txt

[annoyingloudmicrowavecultist]

giving a different shout out to the kid in my class who gave a 3 minute speech about how much he hated the monarchy at 12 years old. that was awesome

#it was a good speech! from what i remember anyway #our teacher liked it #wonder how he's feeling about everything now. probably nothing positive #oh actually only mildly related but its related nonetheless so storytime #cw for religious homophobia #everyone in our year had to do a speech on a subject of our choice #i chose the queer community because i was such a good hashtag ally #the girl i considered my best friend at the time chose to do one on how much she hated gay people after learning my chosen subject #which was. interesting. #she did the whole i just don't agree with the lifestyle choices bc its sinful but i dont hate the people themselves thing #upon hearing this my teacher immediately put her in her place in front of the entire class #i wont repeat the story he told us because it was a) very personal and b) incredibly tragic. but needless to say she shut up after that #it didn't change her mind unfortunately but it DID end up being an example of the kinds of things used in a good speech #(anecdotes + emotive language + direct engagement with the audience) #despite being improvised #i genuinely love that teacher so much he's done multiple very cool things for me and my friends this being only one of them #btw irl friends i will elaborate in dms if you want #pluto talks #q

[ars0nism]

should chris even be mentioned in the rose dlc i will go insane. if he shows up in his early stages of gilf glory i will never shut the fuck up. aside from that i am genuinely interested in the dlc and what theyre gonna do with rose

#everyone saying they want more lords content needs to shut up i NEED to know what rose's life is like post re8 #+ more megamycete lore #idk re8 got me into the franchise but now im actually in i dont really... care anymore?? #at least about the lords #yeah i loved the lords but i got deeper into the franchise & now im in dude. the lords were only there for one game and thats okay #sheva deserves to come back more than the lords i said what i said i miss her #all that said i am chronically obsessed with chris redfield so the second hes mentioned or god forbid SHOWS UP #everything i said about being interested in rose content will be. gone #its been a year and ive seen resident evil vendetta just about as much as ive seen venom. which i first watched in 2018. #if you want to know how fucking obsessed i am with him #bc resi 8 was the first resi i got into right #i hated chris. from the start. bc the beginning with no context ????? worrying #but yeah hes the love of my life now #long story short #you have no idea #how much i love this man

[semercury]

Oh yeah. The horrors.

#stuff sarah says #my mental health really is a house of cards #and the funny thing too is after that small gust of wind. thats all that really happens #it feels awful and catastrophic but like. its not that serious. bitch some cards just fell over #anyway i dont know how To Be #once again horrified by the complexity of everything and where i fit in and how i reconcile opposing things #and it all feels awful but its like. damn girl ur just sitting on your bed #despite all the doom im just a girl in her room #i want to hold tightly onto everything. i feel the need to correct people out of fear. my knuckles are white. i hope i haunt people. #you know. normal things #its just the lack of sunlight. thats all #never mind the fact that these horrors pop up year round #im sure its just a lack of vitamin d #what am i scared of. why does it feel like my business. its not. shut up bitch no one likes you. youre stupid and neurotic and thats why #everyone leaves. people dont want to deal with you. maybe if you were more normal people would stay #everyone has hated you for this since like fucking grade school

[flippedorbit]

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#why should I have to clear with my mom on whether I can or can’t get my hair recolored. I’m in ny senior year of high school and #this close to either dropping out or removing myself from existence. Why can’t I have at least some control over my fucking #body. I’m not allowed to get my fucking hair cut unless I clear it with her. I can’t wear the clothes I want to wear without her approval. #I can’t be my own damn self in the house I have to live in. I’m not even allowed to voice my own damn opinions without getting #yelled at. And yet everyone else can voice their opinion at any fucking point without being told to shut up or think differently. #I can’t be happy for more than a fee hours without someone in this fucking house raining on my parade. I can’t even watch #the shows I want to watch out in the living room because they’re all animated and these fuckers think pretty much any animated #show is anime. And for some stupid fucking reason these assholes hate anime. Literally only one of the shows I watch #is an anime. Its also the only show I watch because all anyone else in this house likes is fucking soap operas. They’re all #the same damn shit but a different show. They also have far worse scenes in them than half the things I watch. #vent

[hopefullystillliving]

Like many things in life, nepotism is fun to joke about until you experience it. Anyways, I Mcfffffffffreaking hate this :)

#hopeful rambling #director's tiny bratty granddaughter got a role that she absolutely does not deserve #saving grace is that she doesn't have a solo song but like #she's gonna get miked. and we *never* mic just speaking roles #she's like physically incapable of projecting?? #and her *attitude* by the VALAR i want to sit her down and make her SHUT UP #its bad enough we couldn't do cinderella after everyone got hyped about it for half of last year #and that we're doing a mediocre-at-best adaptation of dickens #and that no one got the roles they wanted #but LIKE #'you have to work up to the big roles. some of these kids started out as chorus members with maybe one or two lines and now theyre leads!' #of course mr director man sir. that's why you gave your barely-competent 13 yr old granddaughter with next to no experience a major role :) #y'know. because she has to WORK UP TO IT. #deep breaths hope deep breaths #i'll get through this. i will either be pleasantly surprised or bitterly and spitefully vindicated #i want this show to demonstrate exactly who what and where effort was put into. i want the highs to be stellar and shine with passion #i want the lows to take all the talent and care and skill tossed to the wayside by the people who thought they were better #AND SHOVE IT SOMEWHERE SQUISHY

[kavehater]

AURGHH I KEEP FLASHBACKING TO THE AWKWARD SITUATION TODAY

#it feels unreal #gonna cry #I wish guys didn’t exist !!! that way I wouldn’t be so awkward around them !!!! #like it’s so mean to expect me to suddenly be okay with interacting with them when I’ve been shut out from them for most of my development #years #its like so unhealthy 🧍‍♀️ #anyways I already have a tough time talking when I’m in a mildly stressful situation but … #like my words always get stuck in my throat / I just mumble random nonesense / I don’t know how to articulate my thoughts / stammering #I’m a rlly anxious person and it’s rlly debilitating 🧎‍♀️ #who ever thinks stammering is cute can respectfully … idk IM JUST LIKE 😭😭😭 how’s stammering cute I am stressed beyond belief !!! #I hate socialisation #anyways ughhh that was so embarrassing pls like now I think I made him feel bad about himself … #I didn’t mean to I swear I would never 😭 he just misunderstood me is all 😭 #Muslim Girls CANT TOUCH ANY GUY INCLUDING HANDSHAKES FISTBUMPS ETC #pls … why are guys trying to fist bump me I am not a bro 😔 #I Ran out of the lab basically #my mum when I told her the story she was sympathising w him more than me and said I should get over it !!!! #girl … I cannot stand men … even the normal ones creep me out to some extent #I’ve been shut out from them for centuries everyone wants a token goody two shoes good girl #who doesn’t talk to boys until she’s thrust into said mixed environment and is expected to deal with it how about no … #dora daily #yeah I dislike every male idk they make me feel weird ? it’s hard to explain 😭 #it wouldn’t be that deep if everyone didn’t slaughter malala for the handshake UGHHH ID RATHER JUST SHAKE HIS HAND WHY IS THIS AN ISSUE #like on one hand I could’ve said hey I’m not allowed in my religion but doesn’t that just sound like rlly bad ? #the only thing I managed to tell him was after I stared at him like a deer in headlights was “uh …. I … can’t” #and he was like wdym you can’t LIKE LOOKING UPSET 😭 #I DONT DO WELL WITH MAKING PPL UPSET IM SOBBING #I hope he didn’t take it personally it’s just 😭😭😭 #anyways time to shut up !!!

[yelloworangesoda]

maxwell and sammy are all mine and i love them like my children but its pretty hard to divorce them from fnaf enough to make them straight up ocs. sammy especially bc hes technically not my oc, even if i made up every aspect about him except his name and dead twin sister

#my point being i keep seeing oc post and going ‘omg me about sammy’ but sammy isnt an oc. technically #i literally wont even change his name if i do ever just make him all mine. i love him sammy is my bff forevers. #sammy smiles real wide and has sharp canines. he cant stand silence and talks to himself CONSTANTLY and its worse around other people #he interrupts people a lot by accident. and is really bad about holding friendships and doesnt reach out to people. after he took max in it #was impossible to shut him up bc someone was actually there now. he has serious trust issues and thinks ppl dont like him bc he thinks #everyone to have some big secret theyre all collectively keeping from him to keep him ‘’safe’’ which stems from. his mom doing this to him #about his sister and dad she just straight up refused to tell him until he found out on his own. so for 11 years he knew that. they for sure #you cant just split up your family in half in a divorce. something seems incredibly wrong about that but he didnt know what actually #happened there. also they were young when she died but he still felt like a part of him went missing and without the knowledge she died he #assumed. hed see her again and fill that hole. and of course that wasnt true. so anyway he struggles to make and keep friends #hes had like 8 different partners who lasted more than a month (most of them didnt want to deal with max) and he cant keep any of them bc a #a lot of people meet this cute charming guy with a lot to say and realize hes literally like this all the time and it stops being cute and #starts being annoying. he wanted to have kids bc he really likes kids but nobody wants him unfortunately and also he had. max for 8 years #and max is for sure his kid (from his perspective max is weird about it bc max thinks of his dad. as his Parent and sammy as more of #brother) but like max was not really what he was thinking when he thought he wanted kids right. and he feels bad about thinking that but #he does. think that. he wants a kid of his own. sammy is a therapist for kids with trauma specifically so that also impacts his ability to #have a kid. he worries that. bc of his personal experience of what Can happen that he may in turn be a helicopter parent or way #overprotective. yknow. he #ive got to go to bed omg. i got enough thoughts down!!!! #simons spouting #a lot of this is just awfully written but you cant read back or edit tags on mobile. not my fault

[yueebby]

happy wife, happy life  — gojo satoru

synopsis. not fawning over his wife may prove to be harder than gojo thought.

contents. fluff, gojo is so whipped for his wife and everyone is tired (whats new), ooc gojo?

notes. this was pure self indulgence. i wanted to slander and coddle gojo all at once and this was it teehee :3

the first thing you hear when you stand up to leave the staff meeting is a wolf whistle.

“looking good,” satoru looks you up and down. you roll your eyes playfully, your husband’s behavior is not foreign to you. he taps your upper thigh, dangerously close to your butt as you take your leave. however, the others in the room don't take kindly to the action.

“highly inappropriate behavior gojo,” utahime mutters under her breath from across the table. beside her, nanami is giving your husband a hard stare. 

satoru pays no mind to them though, smiling up at you as you walk out of the room. you shake your head when he continuously blows a series of kisses. he ignores your rejection, opting to mouth crude comments instead.

the moment the door shuts, the strongest sorcerer immediately deflates, disinterested in whatever matters the rest had to discuss about. 

“i don’t know how she puts up with you,” utahime takes a long sip out of her cup of tea. beside her, shoko snorts.

“probably for his body.” shoko is not unfamiliar with satoru’s antics, having witnessed it since his rowdy school days. she applauds him for coming far with you, but it was still fun to tease him.

gojo crosses his arms, emitting a disgruntled sound. “and my golden personality?”

nanami sighs, “ieiri’s conclusion is most likely right.”

the limitless user wiggles his finger playfully. “nanamin, how scandalous of you to fantasize about my body! i’m a married man y’know~” 

nanami looks like he has eaten something sour. unlike you, nanami’s attitude towards gojo has not softened as the years passed.

“i’m surprised she’s still with you.” utahime snickers. “she’s a sensible woman and you’re–” 

satoru frowns at her statement.  he’d never thought about how you felt about his behavior. perhaps that was his fatal flaw. gojo satoru had a nasty streak of negligence. and the last time he failed to notice someone dear to him —   

“well i’m glad she ended up choosing me, yeah?” his frown is quickly covered up by the wide smirk on his face. he leans back on his chair that’s starting to feel less comfortable by the second. the chair creaks under the weight of his body. honestly, how old are these old wooden things? “as much as i’d like to keep chatting about my lovely wife, i’d like to get this meeting over with so i can see her again.”

the rest of the meeting ensues as usual.

“sensei has been weird… right?” itadori offers his hand after knocking megumi down during a sparring match. the black haired boy grunts as he is pulled up.

“if by weird, you mean normal.” megumi glances back at you and gojo who are watching intently at the first and second years practicing close combat on the training field. it was a bit peculiar to see satoru not throw himself all over you. gojo without pda is like a jigsaw puzzle missing its most essential piece, leaving the overall picture incomplete and lacking the electrifying energy that defines his existence. 

“i feel like i should be happy, but it’s unsettling to see him not initiating some misconduct. do you think they’re fighting?” nobara is panting on the grassy floor. she raises her hand in surrender when maki leaps in to take her head off with a spear.

maki retracts her blade, turning back to observe you and gojo, “nah, gojo would fold at her command.” 

“salmon.”

from across the training field, you turn to your husband nervously, “why are they staring at us?”

satoru hums, his blindfolded gaze focuses on the field in front of you, “hm, maybe they’re admiring their very beautiful [name] sensei.” the blindfolded man pauses. compliments should still be okay– right? satoru can’t imagine a life without lavishing you with love, yet he will content himself with gently sprinkling you with affection. 

you smack his shoulder playfully. to your surprise, your husband doesn’t reciprocate with some form of physical affection. you tilt your head, perplexed. 

quickly dismissing it, you yell at your students to continue their training.

you don’t notice the way satoru clenches his fists, keeping his eyes trained anywhere but you.

the next time satoru is tempted by your presence is when he comes back home after a mission. it was a walk in the park, but the heavy stack of paperwork that followed it had depleted his energy. all he wanted was to snuggle in bed with his wife, selfishly keeping you all to himself.

and you’re not making it easier to resist with the way you warmly greet him with a smile in nothing but a small cotton tee and those tiny pajama shorts. eyes up, eyes up, eyes up, satoru mentally chants.

he thinks he might actually die.

“toru!” you abandon the book you had been reading to pay your husband taxes (kisses that satoru demands he must have). “you’re home awfully late.”

“mission… paperwork,” his clipped response is mumbled as he hurries past you and to your shared bathroom, avoiding your touch. satoru silently prays to the heavens that you don’t notice his suspicious efforts as he makes his way to take a much needed ice cold shower.

you stand in your spot in confusion, letting your husband go. slowly, you start to connect the pieces of satoru’s strange behavior from his refusal to touch you to his sudden responsible disposition. gojo satoru never does paperwork– not unless you bribe him with a dozen kisses. speaking of kisses, you don’t even remember the last time he had demanded one. something was definitely wrong. 

without missing a beat, you quickly follow your lover’s trail into the bathroom.

to your delight, your husband had failed to lock the door. in the hush of your silence, you can hear the subtle rustle of satoru's garments.

his sky blue eyes go wide when he sees you walk through the door.

“toru… is there something wrong?” your voice is careful. 

the white haired man in front of you nervously laughs as he covers his bare chest, “geez, ask me out to dinner first.” 

“gojo satoru.”

your husband winces at his full name being used, but he puts on another mask. a faux smile plays on his lips as he shrugs. “i don’t know what you mean, gojo.” 

your heart drops at his insistence to shut you out, but you stand your ground. with sheer determination, you walk up to your husband, closing the gap between the two of you. you cup his cheek with a hand while you start to lean closer, your lips nearly brushing.

satoru shuts his eyes, inhaling a deep breath to regain composure. he even sucks in his lips, making him look utterly ridiculous. despite the dangerous allure of your proximity, he resolves to stand firm.

"you won’t even kiss me anymore! satoru, this is absurd. what's happening?" you distance yourself, seeking answers.

despite his towering stature, a snort escapes you as satoru resembles a mere child when mumbling something under his breath.

"come on, use your big boy words."

"i don't want to drive you away," he avoids making eye contact now that his blindfold is off. "i know i can be a bit overwhelming at times."

upon hearing his excuse, you snort loudly, “seriously?”

“seriously.”

“i can’t believe i married such an idiot.” you huff, wrapping your arms around his neck.

satoru pouts, “you’re breaking my heart wifey.”

your lips softly kiss the corner of his mouth. like it was muscle memory, satoru’s lips chase yours even after you pull away. you smile.

“for such a genius, you really are stupid ‘toru.” you flick his forehead. he whines and you know it didn’t hurt, yet you entertain him by leaning up to kiss his injury. “believe it or not, i married you for reasons beyond your pretty face and body.”

“you think i’m pretty?” his eyes shine bright as they lovingly gaze into yours. you take one hand to cup his cheek. he nuzzles his face into it.

“of course you’d say that.” you laugh softly. “but honestly, i’m offended that you thought i would ever be annoyed by your affections. might i remind you that we have been madly in love since our youth? i found myself captivated by your ability to love effortlessly, and the way you hopelessly pined for me for years? i knew i was a goner. that… and your bank accoun–”

satoru kisses you with an intensity that leaves you feeling blissfully lightheaded. lost in the haze of the moment, he showers the rest of your face with tender, wet kisses, and you stand there, surrendering to the sweet assault.

upon withdrawing, satoru wears a broad grin. "i was an idiot today, wasn't i?" you nod, breathless. "how about i make it up to you tonight?" he proposes, drawing you close. you are all too familiar with that feral grin adorning his face.

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[dyketubbo]

just bitching in the tags a bit to get feelings out

#i only got one whif of the discourse about shipping qjaiden and already i am so exhausted #i think both sides need to have their routers shut off and to go into the wilderness for 4 years to think really really hard about it all #people should shut the fuck up about speaking for jaiden and ill go insane if i see it #but i also think people who die on hills for their right to ship aroace characters are equally terminally online #does the character Have to be romo repulsed to not be shipped. does everyone have to be in a romantic relationship #is it necessary. is any of this necessary #its all incredibly stupid and brainrotten. exhausting #fandoms be normal about aspec people for one second challenge failed spectacularly on every level you all suck #incredibly online discussion. incredibly online people #'is it okay to ship an aroace character :((((' sure. but why do you care so much. do you really Have To #wouldnt it be cool and nice if maybe the sole aroace character was properly treated as aromantic. and not put in a romantic relationship #not because aros cant be in romantic relationships not because she has to be repulsed for people to not do it #but just like.. for the sake of it? maybe? thatd be cool. thatd be nice to see for Myself as a nonpartnering aro #because i swear everyone has to put aro characters in relationships all the time and its exhausting no matter what #i dont care if shes romance repulsed. i think it isnt morally wrong to ship her but it isnt like.. i dont know #its not nice to see a bunch of people fight like dogs for the right to put yet another aro character into yet another romantic relationship #because it cant compute in their brains that they have the choice not to. because they dont actually care about nonpartnering aro people #it doesnt matter if jaiden is or not. it doesnt matter. its just tiring its exhausting its stupid and its online as hell #all of you need to be quiet forever. and qjaiden needs to be left alone in terms of shipping forever. thats what i think #she shouldnt have to be romance repulsed to not be shipped. why do shippers Act like this. i just dont get it #as a loveless romo repulsed nonpartnering aroace etc etc #the mcyt fandom has been extremely hostile on every level. and its only gotten worse. good fucking lord #so glad i barely interact with people anymore because id love to fucking squeeze these peoples brains out to inspect how rotten they are #mask mews