#Dick as one of those human sushi platters for rich businessmen

[lemonandpie]

I know it's weird, but Dick smells so good in canon that I need him to taste good too, like his skin tastes like salted caramel, or his kiss tastes just like chocolate milkshake

and his slick is an aphrodisiac I'm sorry I'll behave

but yes I agree, Dick smells and tastes amazing

#all the better to eat him with #I'm sorry #Dick as one of those human sushi platters for rich businessmen #Dick as human nectar for vampires