#Dammit Hardison

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

Let's read Eliot's single dad blog together, shall we?

About Me I'm a single dad who loves his kids and his life. I made this blog to share my day-to-day life and hopefully help out anybody out there who is also doing it on their own. Single touches the adult organ before the hassle. Single coughs! Will the device migrate near the rejected stray? His sigh solves the folded biochemistry. Father chairs a disclaimer. The circular pops the store inertia. When can another pulled table gain father? Why can't single dose the counterpart? Single walks! Beside the guns workload staggers single.

Bracing for Braces It's time for that dreaded part of growing up: braces. The set spike despairs below the class. A cumulative target bicycles next to a diagnosis. Braces retracts next to the narrative. Inside braces decides the fruit. The condemned chase opposes this inertia. Across the dominant stirs the blatant engine. Braces succeeds on top of the peer. Why won't a recorder foam underneath the incidental car? The patience bobs? Braces crafts a banana near the fast enlightened. Beside braces speculates the determined insight. Braces owns the gasp.

Truly riveting and insightful stuff

#leverage #eliot spencer #alec hardison #you may have written 3 months' worth of blog posts but they're crap #dammit hardison #and that stuff about touching the adult organ MIGHT not be safe for work???

[megapandas]

Bloody hell I JUST realised Hardison turned Lucille into a fleet of Lucille food trucks to get Eliot to appreciate her

The dedication of this man.

#leverage #leverage redemption #leverage ot3 #dammit hardison #eliot x parker x hardison #lucille

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

It’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment during a flashback, but Hardison is wearing one of Eliot's bandanas!

Now the question is, does Eliot know? XD

#leverage #s02e13 the future job #alec hardison #Aldis Hodge #I can just imagine it #dammit hardison #that's MINE!

[booksbabybooks]

My Leverage stitches! I realise this makes it look like they are all on the same piece of fabric. The quote cloud was a cute idea but a bit of an experiment so I might redo it at some stage

#cross stitch #embroidery #leverage #leverage redemption #dammit hardison #eliot spencer #parker #sophie devereaux #nate ford #jim sterling

[thebearcametoo]

Leverage Redemption ep dropped early again and it’s DATE NIGHT!!!!

No spoilers but lots of classic Leverage catch phrases and references to past leverage stuff. I love them.

#leverage redemption #pardison #Parker #alec hardison #dammit hardison

[clonerightsagenda]

Was also thinking about Hardison as a friendly well-adjusted hacker and he should’ve gotten to call in the help of internet friends more. Maybe he did and I’m forgetting, but every time Eliot went “I know a guy... we worked together in [insert foreign country], deep cover paramilitary stuff”, Hardison should’ve gone “I also know a guy, from my twitch stream”

#Nate: great. who is he #Hardison: well before I tell you his name I need you to understand something #names and nicknames are an important part of Internet subcultures and people outside them don't always understand #Sophie: what's his *name* Hardison #Hardison quietly: bonglord666 #Parker: oo *I* want to have numbers in my name #Eliot: Dammit Hardison #bonglord666 is 15 years old and ends up saving the entire crew later #leverage #why this

[agirlinthegalaxy]

Rewatching the Grave Danger Job and crying and like. even when Hardison gets out of the casket, he hugs everyone but Parker. (But especially that first with Eliot? Hardison is probably the most normal on the team when it comes to physical affection, while Eliot probably has the most violent history with it and yet, Eliot using that strength and intensity to embrace Hardison instead? And the way that Hardison has a death grip on Eliot, someone who has sworn his life to making sure that they're all safe, after going through the most harrowing experience in his life?) But my initial point, bc Parker still isn't ready for that. She's still learning how to let people in and let them see her and her care, and she already bared her heart earlier telling Hardison that she needed him. And how Hardison doesn't need the same hug from her like he does everyone else, but just her comfort however she can offer ("I need you, Alec," and the most desperate look in her eyes as she sees him, even though she takes a step back bc she still can't do it) and he respects it in even the most situations. Just. I love everything about this show.

#leverage #the grave danger job #alec hardison #parker #eliot spencer #well kinda. #parker x hardison #parker x hardison x eliot #not explicitly but they're all in love dammit

[hedgiwithapen]

Alec Hardison and Breanna from Leverage: Breanna learns about Plan M.

 Breanna's fingers fly over the keys, making adjustments, checking codes and drones and everything else she can think of, her heart in her throat. " There has to be something, just give me a minute," she says, frantic.  Alec's voice crackles over the com, all one channel now, with the con blown all to hell.

"I've got something," he says, but it's wrong. it's not giddy, it's not self-satisfied, it's not the elated high that it should be. "New plan."

"What?" Breanna asks, but she can already hear Sophie on the other end of the line.

"Absolutely not."

"Sorry, Sophie. It's not your call to make. We" there's another burst of static and a shuddering of breath. "... gotta go to Plan M."

"No," Parker says, sharp, before Breanna can ask what Plan M is. " No. No, no, no." Her voice rises, louder, and higher, until it cuts off.

"We can find another way," Eliot says. "There's always another way."

"I'm the one in position. The city...all those kids," Alec says. "It's what you'd do."

"What I'd do," Eliot says. "Not you. Dammit, Alec."

"No," Parker says again, a wail.

"Bre," Alec says, his voice muffled. "Need you to do something."

"Yeah," she says, on autopilot, trying to scan through the binders and her tech both at once. There's got to be something she can use. 

"Turn off your com."

"What? No! look, tell me what the plan is and I--"

"Breanna. Turn off your com.  I love you. Be good, ok?"

Be good. Not, be safe. Not, be careful.  An awful feeling cracks through her chest. "I love you, too," she whispers to her big brother, as Parker, calm Parker, practical Parker, continues to plead and wail, and Eliot's com picks up on a sob hidden under too many layers of static. 

She reaches up, and with one shaking hand, takes out her com, then turns back to watch the sky, waiting for it to fill with the fire that will come with failure.  It stays silent and blue.

#dammit hedgi day 2023 #Leverage #Leverage Redemption #Breanna Casey #Alec Hardison

[haloburns]

the librarians is just magical leverage, change my mind

#leverage #the librarians #im sorry they just pulled off a heist AND flynn is a grade a thrifter #also wokring on an au in my head where eliot is undercover as jacob stone for... some reason #he's just glad to let eve be the hitter for once #zeke reminds him too much of hardison with none of the humility hardison has learned #if u listen hard enough u can hear the faint “DAMMIT ZEKE”

[leverage-ot3]

hardison, eliot and parker after watching the last of us episode 3 (hardison is making them watch it with him):

#the last of us #no i am not okay #fucking BRUTAL #SO OUT OF THE LEFT FIELD IT WAS UNREAL #WHAT THE FUCK #literally I just wanted to post about tlou on this blog so I haphazardly made this meme #eliot is hit really hard by the episode #parker is uncomfy with death to begin with so this was A Lot for her #hardison is just sitting between them fucking BAWLING #they all cuddle really close that night #eliot: DAMMIT HARDISON!!! WHAT THE FUCK YOU SAID THIS WAS A ZOMBIE SHOW #hardison: IT I S !!! IT WASNT LIKE THIS IN THE GAMES IM SORRY #parker: how dare #hardison (crying): I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS GOING TO BE SO EMOTIONALLY DEVASTATING AAAAAAAA #anyways fucking BYE i have to do work now but i will be emotionally wrecked for the rest of the week #leverage ot3 #leverage ot3 headcanons #parker #alec hardison #eliot spencer #parker x hardison x eliot #mine

[geekynightowl1997]

If you put Hardison and Jones in the same room with Eliot and Jacob- whose gonna say; DAMMIT (JONES/HARDISON) first?

#leverage #the librarians #eliot spencer #jacob stone #ezekiel jones #alec hardison #dammit! #its a contest between the brothers #lol #who gets under the skin faster? #jones or hardison?

[be-gay-do-heists]

maybe parker gets a stuffed up nose sometimes. she's often in dusty vents after all

referencing this post from the experimental job, possibly! maybe she also carries it around for thievery; gloves are ideal for not leaving fingerprints but can be conspicuous. no one bats an eye at whipping out a handkerchief.

or perhaps she has it for a different reason. cuz you know who does react to dust and allergens strongly? hardison ;-; and this episode comes after the van gogh job, where parker hands hardison a tissue for this reason. there's a possibility that parker is being proactive (and taking advantage of old courtship rituals??)

#miko speaks #leverage #cant believe im doing meta based on one scene where a character has a handkerchief #compells me tho! #parker also claims she doesn't even have sinuses #'dammit parker yes you do everyone has SINUSES-" #parker x hardison #ask

[lindseymcdonaldseyelashes]

"I like how you turned out."

#leverage #dammit hardison you've got me crying in the club (my bed)

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"Now, if anyone here doubts that the smart thing to do is to settle generously, why don't you throw that video on up there?"

Leverage Redemption S02E01 The Debutante Job.

Bonus Eliot is going to kill horribly maim whoever wrote this:

#leverage #leverage redemption #eliot spencer #harry wilson #sophie devereaux #christian kane #noah wyle #gina bellman #who do you reckon wrote that terrible script? #my money is on hardison because that last gif is definitely a silent 'dammit hardison' #who was probably silently giggling behind the camera at that very moment #ghostly'sgifs

[thebearcametoo]

My Leverage Redemption S2 thoughts

The hair is very good this season.

Aldis looks like a snack

Siblings

Erm accents

Lobster

Eliot with kids

Dammit Hardison

The first 3 episodes are all very comforting leverageness. I’m very happy

I have a couple of comments on the London episode though. WTF is that little van thing the baddies are driving? And who did the wardrobe for the police because the met do no look like that at all. Minor gripes though.

#leverage redemption #leverage #dammit hardison

[ailelie]

I want a Leverage/Stargate crossover in which Parker, Hardison, Eliot, and Sophie all know about Stargate and all think they are the only ones who know.

Eliot is easy. He worked for them. He's been off world and has seen aliens up close. He doesn't want that danger anywhere near his team and, if they knew aliens were real, they would seek them out.

Parker, pre-Leverage, was once going to steal from a goa'uld. She's hidden away and safe, but sees the goa'uld change hosts or similar. It is one of the few times she walked away without her score. She still stole something, just not what she had gone for. She also neatly accepted that mind controlling snake monsters are real and that made her much more accepting of the impossible and, weirdly, less afraid in general. Nothing beats a mind controlling snake monster.

Hardison hacked his way into the mountain base while setting up in Portland. He didn't go in deep; he was just looking for something cute and Santa related for Parker. Instead, he found a mission report some idiot had sent in via email. The report had video. Brutal video. He watched. Three times. And then bought himself a new computer solely to hack deeper and figure out if what he saw was real or fake. It was real. He was thrilled--space ships and aliens were real! He was terrified--space ships and aliens were real and not very friendly. He wanted no part of that.

Sophie conned her way into a dinner with military officials. It wasn't even for a job. She was just bored and wanted to test out her skills. (Part of her also wanted to get caught. Part of her post-Nate was a bit self-destructive). She found a man fuming and lent a listening ear. With a bit of alcohol and a lot of pretending to know more than he did, she learned about the Stargate program. She locked that knowledge up deep, ready to wield it if ever needed.

And then, one day in New Orleans, SGC comes knocking for Eliot. It is one of the times that Hardison is home with them. Eliot is cooking and Hardison and Parker are teasing him in the kitchen. Harry is out. Breanna is working to undo a virus Hardison created for her as a challenge.

Then, say, Cameron Mitchell walks in. Eliot glances over from where he's cooking at the stove and says, "No. Turn around. Walk away."

Hardison has gone still. He remembers Cameron's face from the reports he read and watched. "How do you know Eliot?" he asks.

"We used to work together."

Hardison turns to Eliot, eyes wide. "Eliot?"

"Better question," Eliot says, turning off the heat. "How do you know Mitchell here?"

"Someone has to keep an eye on what the government is doing," Hardison vamps, part of him still hoping to end this conversation without Parker learning about the spaceships and aliens.

"Dammit Hardison."

By this time, Parker has hopped off the counter and walked up to Cameron to get a better read on him. She also nicks his wallet and firearm. "Catch," she calls to Eliot as she tosses the firearm to him.

"Parker!" Eliot chastises as he snatches the gun. "Don't throw firearms."

She shrugs. "I knew you'd catch it."

This is the first time Cameron has looked wrongfooted this entire time. "What?"

"Cameron Mitchell," Parker reads from his ID. "Airforce."

Cameron swipes it back from her. Parker lets him. As she turns, she catches Breanna's eye and gestures to her ear.

Breanna pulls out of the code she was working on and starts looking for any foreign frequencies to find out who is talking to Mitchell.

Sophie, who has been watching quietly this entire time and noting Cameron's military standing, takes into account his actual division and the ways Eliot and Hardison are acting and clearly talking around something. She decides to make a gamble.

"Does this have anything to do with the Stargate program?"

Eliot, Hardison, and Cameron all freeze and look at her.

"I'm sorry, ma'am," Cameron says, "But how do you know about the Stargate program."

Sophie offers him a beatific smile. "People do talk--" she pauses and gives him a searching look "--commander is it? Interesting that the commander himself came to talk." She turns to Eliot. "This might be important."

Cameron spins to Eliot. "Did you tell her?"

Eliot crosses his arms. "I've not said anything."

Parker raises her hand. "What's the Stargate Program?

Hardison is the first to speak up. "It is a secret program that deals with threats from space."

"Like aliens?" Breanna asks, continuing to hack into Cameron's comms. She's surprised by the layers of protection.

"Yes."

"Okay," Breanna mutters. "Cool. So aliens are real."

Parker raises her hand again.

"You don't need to raise your hand, Parker," Eliot mutters into his hand.

"Are any of these aliens mind controlling snake monsters who like Egyptian antiquities?"

Now every eye is on her.

"Yes," Cameron says, stretching the word out. "How?"

Parker just hops back up onto the counter. "I stole from one."

"Did she just say she stole from one?" A woman's voice plays from Breanna's corner.

"So I've hacked their comms," Breanna says.

Cameron nearly growls in frustration. This was not how this was supposed to go.

"Why don't you invite the rest of your team in?" Sophie says. "Eliot, will we have enough food?"

Eliot rolls his eyes and turns back to the stove. He turns the heat back on and gives his dish a stir. "I was making enough for leftovers. We'll be fine."

"Who are you people?" Cameron asks. "I mean, I've read your files, but--"

"Oh, how did you like those?" Hardison asks. "Beauties, aren't they?"

"You forged your records?" Cameron asks, his tone flat.

Sophie touches his elbow and guides him to a seat. "When you've taken over a small country, darling, paperwork is child's play."

Cameron looks at her, sees she isn't lying, and laughs. "Okay. Fine." He calls his team in. They'll have dinner. And then they'll discuss saving the world.

#sg-1 #leverage #fic i want to read #not!fic #this got away from me