#DRAGS ALEX INTO THIS ONE

[beaulesbian]

Dream of The Endless, a sort of a compilation

#the sandman #sandman #morpheus #dream of the endless #sandmanedit #thesandmanedit #i didnt want to title it as morpheus getting dragged by almost everyone he meets but thats basically it #i hope it doesnt look too mean overall theyre each funny (except the alex one but still that look dream sent him lol) #and dream is like 'how dare you?? offended' #i just needed to have most of these in one post #mine #gif:sandman #death of the endless #lucienne sandman #hob gadling #unity kincaid #johanna constantine #matthew the raven #netflixedit #sandman netflix

[matchalovertrait]

The entree round begins! Who will cook the best dish? Who will cook the better soup? Find out... not in the next segment.

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(1.) [Mia] Somebody here did not fully follow the rules of Diced Junior.

(2.) [Carlo] And that would still be Lewis! A producer pointed out to us that Lewis here did not use the vegetables that were in the flatbread. We didn't even notice since the flatbread was so burnt.

(3.) [Lewis] Oh, I was supposed to use EVERYTHING from each basket ingredient? Anyway, thank you for the opportunity, judges.

(4.) [Mia] Thank you, Lewis. Please audition for Diced once you're older. We'd love to see you compete again.

(5.) [Lewis] Well, I already came to terms with being eliminated before they announced it. Maybe I will try Diced someday.

(6.) [Dulce] Bye, Lewis!!

[Alex] You did good, man.

[Rubiya] We'll miss you.

[Lewis] Bye, everyone. Good luck.

(7.) N/A

(8.) N/A

(9.) [Andrea] Chefs, please report back to your stations. Your baskets for the entree round have been placed.

(10.) [Dulce] Wow, they move fast here.

(11.) [Andrea] Inside your baskets, you'll find jicama, hatch green chiles...

(12.) [Andrea] ...goat chops, and chana masala.

(13.) [Rubiya] I'm pleasantly surprised with these ingredients! They won't be hard to combine. However, the real challenge here will be the time limit while using these complex items.

(14.) [Dulce] Yes! My mom is Mexican, so I am very familiar with jicama and chiles. Also, my mom's friend taught me how to cook some Indian dishes, so I know how to work with masalas. I haven't cooked goat yet, but I should be able to figure it out.

(15.) [Alex] I'm happy with the ingredients, just a lil worried about the chiles. Good thing I've cooked goat lotsa times by now.

(16.) [Andrea] Chefs, the 30-minute timer starts now!

(17.) [Rubiya] I'm making chana masala goat tacos with a green chile salsa and jicama dip.

(18.) [Rubiya] Tacos aren't necessarily easy to make, but with my thirty-minute time limit and these beautiful ingredients, this is the way to go! I'll incorporate the ingredients well. If only I could make the tortillas from scratch, but it is what it is.

(19.) [Dulce] I'm making a tomato soup with goat, jicama, chana masala, and hatch green chiles. I'll add sweet potatoes, onion, kidney beans, and green bell peppers.

(20.) [Dulce] There's a lot of things to dice and chop while also making sure the goat and sweet potatoes are thoroughly cooked, but I want to push myself. Also, the judges seemed to really like how I play with many different ingredients, so I want to do that again.

(21.) [Alex] I'm making an egusi soup with cubed goat meat, hatch green chiles, spiralized jicama, and chana masala. My other ingredients are tomatoes, onions, and spinach.

(22.) [Alex] Well, there aren't any egusi seeds here, so I have to use pumpkin seeds instead. I'll keep the name though, it sounds fancier that way.

(23.) N/A

(24.) [Andrea] Judges, any thoughts and opinions so far?

(25.) [Sofia] We love how confident these young contestants are.

[Mia] However, we also noticed how Alex and Dulce are both making soups. Unfortunately, that will make our judging harsher because we are going to have to compare the two.

(26.) [Carlo] Tsk, tsk. They should have thought more outside the box. Also, Dulce really has to watch the time. Andrea, please check on the contestants.

[Andrea] Will do, Carlo!

#alegria legacy #tjolc gen 1 #tjolc #matchalovertrait #dulce alegria #lewis mack #rubiya jabal #alex marino #andrea mixon #mia d'angelo ramirez #sofia bjergsen #carlo mancini #sims 4 #ts4 #sims 4 legacy #sorry guys for this weird reversal plot twist lol #also hello somewhat consistent/decent lighting 😍😍 i've been waiting for you this entire episode #those tacos sound so good btw omg (disclaimer: i didn't think of those ingredients myself. but i did come up with the dishes) #also the judges are gonna taste all the dishes in one post (it won't drag on like last time) but that won't be until after the next post #next post might be of some interest tho 👀 idk you'll see

[sotangledupinit]

i’m obsessed your honor

#ready or not #grace #daniel le domas #the superior le domas brother #LISTEN #I agree with the discussions that Daniel wasn’t in love with Grace and that his brotherly love of Alex drove a lot for him in the film #it’s true and accurate!! #and I think Daniel wanted to be good and never really felt like he has a purpose to be good once his brother got out #but he’s really the only one to FIGHT against his family and actually try #because he recognizes his family is fucked up and he won’t let someone innocent get dragged into it #and for that he’s an icon #but also grace and Daniel are the prettier couple with better chemistry so of course I want to surround myself with AUs #thank you samara weaving and Adam Brody for being pretty together #i love them your honor #pls don’t judge my hastily-made gif while I was doing other things on my phone #queue you like me now

[ghostly-cabbage]

reading the alex rider books is just like

alex: yassen is my greatest enemy. my arch nemesis. he has almost killed me so many times. i’m fighting for my life out here

yassen: i keep running into this kid while on jobs and tbh he doesn’t ruin that much for me, i still get paid, but my coworkers want him dead bc he’s an smart arse that keeps insulting them and it’s getting harder to hold them back. PLEASE go home and have a normal childhood

also

alex: my greatest foil, the one i keep coming to blows with, i must defeat him before he destroys the world

yassen: *showing up in two books as the hired assassin not actually doing any world domination, just trying to do his job* what

NO but literally!!!!! Yassen is absolutely the “What’s with this sassy lost child” OPM meme.

Alex: YOU!!

Yassen: .....It is 1 PM. Shouldn’t you be in school 

He’s just a guy trying to do his job but ofc fate has other things in store for him. AKA fucking putting the child of his mentor DIRECTLY into his path.

It’s simultaneously SO FUNNY and so emotionally compromising how Yassen was straight up ordered to kill Alex and outright refuses to. But then in book 4 was also like “Anyway, here’s the bull pit. Have fun.”

oh, book!Yassen. What a guy.

#he's really one of the most guys ever.but also no seriously I'm constantly fucked up by the fact that he knows exactly what disobeying #scorpia means for someone like him #and yet he drew the line at Alex #* I take a big breath about to continue but Fin and Kkachi cloroform me and drag me away before I can ramble my way into TTB spoilers #asks #crowcroaks #Alex Rider #AR #TTB

[cataclysmcrows]

pet peeve is roleswap aus that may as well just be body swaps like. roleswap aus have sooo much potential to explore what characters would be like if they had grown up under different circumstances and how that would change them. and so many people will just take the two characters, swap their personalities, and call it a day. absurd to me

#hesitantly also freeing this one from the drafts #alex speaks #pleaseeee don’t drag me into fandom drama if this breaks containment i do not go there i will not go there this is not about anything- #-specific it’s just something ive observed

[ghostlyarchaeologist]

"You know how many people I've seen die fighting this idiotic drug war?"

Almost Paradise S01E01 Finding Mabuhay.

Requested by @laser-tripwires

#almost paradise #kai mendoza #alex walker #samantha richelle #christian kane #yeah cos trying to drown yourself when kai is literally standing right there was going to work you dumbass #to be fair she must be stronger than she looks if she managed to drag him up to dunk him in the first place #anyway somebody give alex a hug i think he needs one #ghostly'sgifs

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Ngl youtube videos suddenly got me slowly turning into a Justin Russo hater.

#like mainly later seasons him #early seasons him is fine #but like i guess plot wise you could argue he becomes more iffy because you know the competition will be soon #and justin does want to become the family wizard #as for some reason this show still never fully tackled the fucked up shit of the idea that wizard siblings have to grow up studying magic #only for one or two or whatever number siblings to lose it to one sibling in a competition #like stevie was the closest we got to that #but like it still dont make it less bad with how justin was #like the worst example i can name is him literally refusing to save alex whose his sister btw and shes always dropped shit to save him #because he wants to project onto her that she purposely fucked up his chances to get back into the competition via #pushing the students to take the test only for them to be failed because bad guy being bad guy in reality #and basically blames her for the failure and such as a result and acts like its all an act when she is mad on the students behalf and shit #and his students have to drag him kicking and screaming just to save her from the bad guy's shit #and there's also the competition itself where harper and zeke get grabbed by a creature during it #but alex has to convince her brothers to save the two and thats just cold already on justins end with zeke #but cause they took too long they all lose the competition and magic #and both brothers especially justin proceed to treat alex like shit even during work hours meaning #fucking over family business just to get at alex #and when the dad ultimately almost sells the place justin STILL blames alex #like she was the only one working fully max was being max and justin was being a little bitch to her #aka the infamous refusing to make her orders only max's and when he does he throws the sandwich at her #and cause she was holding drinks at the time and didnt see it coming the drinks went on a customer #and also throwing table trash into her already full bin shes carrying around while cleaning tables #and therefore messing it up for her like #and alex's logo...well from sounds of shit thats just justin again being a hateful bitch to his sister with zero consquiences #even one commenter pointing how he sadistically smiled while telling her all her friends hate her #like dear god if the show was doing this to make everyone root for alex its working i hate later season justin #gonna be interesting if hes matured or not as an adult

[rozzwil]

Part two of my and @diirthara-ma​’s full Dragon Age OC lineup ft. our inquisitors

Here’s a link to the naked version on twitter, here’s link to part one and, here’s my post on Isha’s diabetic gear!

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dai #inquisitor #adaar #lavellan #dragged my feet a lot on this one but now it's done :') #god inquisition has so much more complexity in it's armor alskfndskldfjsd so many fucking belts #and all of them are special snowflakes that would wear custom gear #alexandar in particular makes his own clothes #and none of the vanilla mage gear suited him so he's actually wearing the templar gear when it's put on a mage #hes gotta look all andrastian for his gf #go check out their genitals i worked hard on them #especially since transbucket got nuked #for the record alex has a full metoidioplasty w implants and top surgery #ishas just been on t since he was 10 no surgery #enaste is a token cis #but she still gets weird with it #hey did yall know that the staff enase uses has two little dog/wolf/animal carvings?? #i thought it was just weird poky crystal this whole time but no its def two animals #my art #ishavun lavellan #enaste lavellan #alexandar adaar

[dol-dee]

Hm I would love to continue Dee's dol journey and play it more but I feel like I’m starting to run out of stuff

#atm I’m mostly thinking about it and not really playing it much anymore #i know there’s still a lot I haven’t done but I hadn’t expected that the content for the LIs would run out so quickly #now tbf I still have Kylar to explore but I’m just not that I to them so their whole.. thing (gestures vaguely) will happen when it happens #actually I’m being unfair I only mean Sydney when I say that #..and Avery #cause I know you can basically romance everyone without consequences but: #i ​wont ever romance Robin bc I’d like to uphold that personal moral for Dee #Kylar will happen when it happens but I unfortunately didn’t click with them as much as I had hoped #Eden didn’t do much for me < also unfortunately and unexpectedly #im kinda working on Alex but imma be honest the whole farm/wren thing is really tedious #although I’m slowly working on it #and then Whitney…. I’m tempted but also my petty ass doesn’t want to let them win #plus i feel like it would be somewhat ooc for Dee #yeh she doesn’t hate him as much anymore bc there’s bigger fish to deal with now but he hasn’t really changed his behavior at all #again I would be on Whitney if I could retaliate and not let myself be dragged around like a chew toy #dol rambles #ah i forgor the woods and the hawk. so I’ve tried the wolves in one run it was okay but the ongoing 10+ wolf sex encounters tire me out #<not like that

[sapphicstaring]

#cabenson #svu #alex cabot #olivia benson #myart #too tired to continue i am not happy fuck this!! #but i will share it anyway #lol i sometimes did not get up to eat while drawing this someone needs to physically drag me #does alex have a name plate i dont remember seeing one but i feel like she would absolutely have one

[theotherrichardpapen]

nigel & alex - to be haunted by your love

henri nouwen // like minds (2006) // death - melanie martinez // pope alexander - crywank // her mother's kiss - eugene carriere // sometimes i fall asleep thinking about you - catarine hancock // the song of achilles - madeline miller // achilles lamenting the death of patroclus - gavin hamilton // lee martens

#am i happy with this? no. am i posting anyway? you bet your ass i am #another largely experimental post so take it with a grain of salt #honestly i could've just posted the achilles comparison part on its own and liked it better #cause that's really the part i wanted to get to #BUT the song lyrics are so load-bearing to this post. they started the whole thing. so it didn't feel right kicking them to the curb #so you get the whole shamozle lmao #anyway this post is more or less a take on the idea of when people say no one ever truly dies so long as your memory of them lives on #so long as you always carry your love for them in your heart #and how it's always meant to be a good thing you know? a positive thing #but what happens when it's not. what happens when their memory is a weight you drag forward? when that love is a haunting #when an absence becomes a presence in of itself #and you wish you could be rid of it. but you can't. and now they're in everything you do. they're everywhere you go #a permeation over every aspect of your life? how are you supposed to handle that kind of feeling #in the end this was more or less me scratching an itch wondering what life for alex was like after nigel was gone #and how fundamentally nigel does end up gaining immortality by living on in alex's memory #and arguably by becoming a part of him too #maybe my brain just hasn't fully recovered yet from being sick 🤡 #like minds #murderous intent #nigel colbie #alex forbes #web weave #quotes

[patrice-bergerons]

Want to write a fic in which Q has a breakdown of a sort and shows up at Bond's door in Jamaica. In years of their acquaintance, he has never asked Bond for anything and Bond owes him this much, he thinks. A break. A break from his life and responsibilities and a chance to collect himself before he becomes a real person again. (That's a decent ex post justification at either rate never mind that in his anguish all he could think to do was to go find Bond.)

And he regrets it immediately the second Bond shows up, tries to leave. But Bond stops him, because he may be too much of a headstrong ass to do anything about it but he has been living in a purgatory of his own making, drifting, and seeing Q here after all these years- it's a reprieve for him as well. Bond knows better than to ask questions too once he ascertains that Q is not there in business.

And the fic is just them spending a week together. A week of sailing and long walks on the beach, lots of sex (naturally), dinners they make followed by drinks in the town. Late night conversations. Do you remember when's. But those carefully steer clear of the old hurts that linger, of the Aston Martin and Madeleine and the zero postcards Bond sent. A question, unvoiced, of what they could have had in a different life. Of regrets that are too late to remedy now.

(OR ARE THEY???)

#00q #fic ideas #i haven't given yall any trademark alex existential longing and loss fics #that should be remedied #also then one night bond wakes up to find q finishing packing #and q says there was no need to drag out the goodbye #this was always meant to be a brief interlude. thank you for being such a generous host. #bc you know bond will never come back to london and q can hardly leave his life behind #and he leaves with a promise he doesn't think they will keep for a second to stay in touch #and it seems as if all hope is lost #until a couple of days later bond shows up at HIS door this time #god- looking actually scared but a bit hopeful too #and says i can't change the past and you have every right to tell me to fuck off #and i will never bother you again #but #I'd love to be a part of your life if you will have me #in everythint that entails #i don't want to waste any more time q #and then q throws his arms around him hehehe

[sand-rose]

Me bleeding out from my OTP stabbing me for all the shit I been putting them through in my fic as they proceed to make out over my dying body: This is all I ever wanted.

#but seriously though #pruhun could stab me and make out beside me as i die and i would die happy #i am totally normal about my otp i swear #alex would be the one to drag me to the hospital as i tell him it's fine lol #IT'S FINE THEY STABBED ME YES BUT THEY ARE KISSING AND IN LOVE AND STABBED ME TOGETHER AS A COUPLE #pruhun #hetalia #hws prussia #hws hungary #otp

[alexthevillan]

I have been dragged back into tf2 kicking and screaming the entire way there, JELP-

#tf2 #alex's art #art #oc artwork #help #im sorry #IT DRAGGED ME BACK #all of em can have me #medic? #sniper? #demoman? #heavy? #those ones especially #ive been dragged

[rhythmicjester]

ive been listening to god save the animals on loop for like 4 hours what is happening 2 me

jk i always do this with alex g just this album is very christian and it unnerves me. i went into a church once in my life and i threw up when we got outside. no hate 2 christians be who u are for yuour priiiiiiide /srs it is just my gay indigenous girl blues. album is good tho

#also that church just sucked #and getting dragged there by my white partner n being yelled at abt how terrible i am for two hours gets to a guy #if i ever go to a church again i hope it is the alex g church in that one music video

[bsaka7]

my number one chalex take is that alex should get into birding he seems like the kind of guy for it. he should be a lifelister.

#Am i writing about birding rn. Yes. #AND ITS NOT EVEN THE ONE WHERE ALEX IS A LISTER AND CHARLES IS HIS WORK FRIEND HE DRAGS ON A TRIP WITH HIM AND THEY FALL IN LOVE