HIII I was wondering if you could do some Craig x reader dating hcs?💕(some smut too but only if you feel comfortable <3)
Sorry it took me literally forever to write this 😭😭😭
Cw/Tw: None
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Relationship:: Established relationship
Note:: I didn’t feel in the mood to write the smut part but I might some other day sorry. Also if you want to request anything please read the pinned post on my blog!
Reader pronouns:: She/her
Type:: Just fluffy headcannons!
Craig Tucker—★
When I look at Craig he seems like the type of person to bite reader for no reason (thats probably why his teeth are fucked up). He would be cuddling with you and then you suddenly him bite your shoulder.
He loves it when you flip him off after he flips you off. Like you ate one of his fries or something then you get the middle finger but you do it back, got him thinking “yep she’s the one.”
He gets jealous sometimes but he’d just ignore you and go pout in a corner till you ask what’s wrong, but even then he wouldn’t tell you so you’d have to push
If you buy/make little outfits for stripe he will literally marry you right then and there
Let’s be fr Craig is a bully so he’d be covered in bruises and cuts so you have to be his personal doctor <3
If you wear makeup he would want to watch you put it on but call you dumb for wearing it. He’s constantly asking what stuff is
“What is that tube of clear stuff? It looks dumb.”
“The lip gloss???”
You share your stuff with him but he doesn’t let you lay a finger on his
He would be shy to kiss you because of his braces but after you two date for a while he would give you little pecks all over your face for no real reason 🥹
Craig really reminds me of a cat so he would knock over stuff that’s just sitting there
*Knocks over water bottle*
“Why did you do that?”
“Why not?”
He likes to hold your hand when you guys are walking somewhere in public. He gotta make sure people know you’re taken 😈💪💪
He’ll come up behind you and give you a hug then lay his head on your shoulder and whisper something like “I missed you.”
He’s not really a nickname kinda guy. He wouldn’t care if you gave him one but the best he could do is “honey”
He’s surprisingly good at comforting you. You could be crying about anything and he’d instantly make you feel better
He’s actually pretty romantic! He’d pull up to your house with a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates on Valentine’s Day
“These are for you honey.”
“I’m allergic to it roses.”
“…”
Before you guys get together he would talk about you to his friends ALL THE TIME
My name is Kenny McCormick, I’m seventeen, I like NASCAR race shows, and today I’m walking to school.
I usually go on the bus with my friends, but I’ve been walkin’ in a sweat lately, so I’m just assuming I need to lose a few—
My name is Kenny McCormick, I’m seventeen, I like NASCAR race shows, and today I have a killer headache.
I woke up really sweaty, I always do. Recently I’ve been doing that a-lot — I’ve also been hearing things recently.
The voice sounds French?
And annoying.
And gay.
I barely passed French, freshman year— but I think it told me something about going to school on the bus.
I didn’t feel like walking anyways. Jimbo and Ned live on that side of town, they aren’t too big on gun safety.
I’m gonna take a pain-killer, this headache is beating my ass.
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The bus got here earlier than usual, the suns still coming up.
It’s so loud, I wonder where Kyle is,—
Kyle!
KYLE : Over here dude! I saved you a seat!
KENNY : Alright, alright!
. . .
. . .
KENNY : Why are you staring at me?
KYLE : Sorry dude, but you look like you died last night— how much sleep did you get?
KENNY : I…I don’t remember.
KYLE : Well, just sleep here, we still have some stops left, I’ll wake you up when we get to school.
KENNY : Thanks, man.
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Kyle woke me up when we got to school, I barely stumbled out’ of it. The day went on the exact same way it has went on each day of the school year.
The exact same way it has went on each day of the school year.
I think I’m overreacting— and overthinkin’
I just got to make it through today and this week, I’m already halfway through the periods’. I’ll just grab my 3rd period book outta’ my locker— I always liked studying science.
I need to clean out my locker.
all authors apologize for bad writing none of us speak american
I need to actually learn how to draw heads/faces. Anyways here is me practicing how to draw, it was gonna be a self portrait but it was such a good base for any character I ended up drawing Craig. It’s been a while so any critiques are welcome.
Okay so like, i think i basically introduced the au, and the plot. And now for the characters. We already have Pip and Craig, no doubt. But would you all like to see others? You can use tags if you want!