#Cracked berries

[ichiigotsukii]

I was playing Splatoon the other day with @bottleofbabes, and @feraecor look! I found my doppelganger!

#Outofberries #feraecor #Cracked berries #I am still dying

[berrysquared]

Its called giving up paywalling yoo joonghyuk’s face

#omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #orv yjh #orv fanart #omniscient reader fanart #orv #berry art #i am never drawing this man ever again i hate him #eyebrows drawn by an artist my ass #i cracked the code #if u want to see his face follow my patr eon #HUGE business moves #you would not believe what this fanart was originally

[razsberrie]

i apologise in advance for the person i am about to become when i see pics of this

#frothing foaming at the mouth #having sex with him is not enough i need to get him PREGNANT #berrie chats 🍓 #(always cracks me up when i’m like *rabies roleplay bark bark bark* and then berrie chats 🍓🤭

[samssims]

Time Machine. 

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#ts4 #Sims 4 #NSB #Not So Berry Legacy #Not So Berry #NSB Gen 2 #NSB Gen 1 #NSB Ruby #Sims 4 gameplay #Sometimes your wife just cracks the code for time travel #no big deal

[spookyowlman]

"I INSIST that you try this pie! I put my heart into it!!"

"It was my last one!"

#silly guy alert! || crack #Berry's art #Tw blood #Blood tw #bbu barnaby #bbucommunity

[moon9931]

i had some thoughts

#time to put tags for every character in here. #*cracks knuckles* #ow. #conker the squirrel #berri the squirrel #the noise #noisette #mr stick #barnacle boy #eustace bagge #pizza tower (kinda)

[puyostim]

🏕️ 🐖 🏕️

🌲 🌲 🌲

🏕️ 🐖 🏕️

seventeen from camp weedonwancha board for an anon ^_^ i hope its accurate the comics been deleted all i had was the piloty short and show bible...shes so silly i feel like the ppl behind cw really got how kids act

#camp weedonwantcha #seventeen camp weedonwantcha #farm stim #barn stim #animal stim #soda stim #clay cracking #berry #berries #fruits #squirrel #squirrels #chickens #farm animals #chicken #goat #goats #stimboard #stim #green stim #bird #birds #soda #green #yellow #cats #cat #nature #meadow #schezlover.board

[strawberry-pretzels]

DID I JUST??? CRACK MY LEG INTO FUCKINV BREAKING IT????

#berry rants #oh god oh fuck #DAMNIT #i was js lying on the couch and wanted to rearrange my legs #I HEARD A CRACK AND THEN PAIN SHOT UP ON MY FUCKING LEG #I HATE THIS ACTUALLY #stop why is my leg so bad 💀💀 #or legs. why are my legs so unusable 💀

[wowbright]

Kind of bummed that this post got no traction because I think my new headcanon about Dreams Come True, in which the story of a surrogacy is a practical joke that rachel, jesse, kurt, and blaine are playing on their high school friends (and they are really bewildered that she is at 7 or 8 months pregnant with her and Jesse's offspring now and none of the friends have caught on yet) pretty much solves all my problems with that episode while still being technically compatible with canon.

#glee meta #metabation #dreams come true #klaine #klainchel #kurtchel #future!klaine #rachel berry #crack headcanons fix cracky canon

[dreamys-mess]

blue x pink lesbians <3

Ivy “Berry” belongs to -> pepper-mint

Xahji belongs to -> azzyloraaandkanto

#kind of a crack ship but I love these two girlies <3 #my art #ibispaintx #undertale au #utmv #ship kids #fanchild #Ivy Berry #Xahji #Ivy x Xahji #geno x fresh #geno x fresh kid #nightmare x swap #nightberry #nightberry kid #lesbian ship

[unholybinchicken]

glee characters if they were on the british show that'll teach em

rachel - quits after 1 day because of the food and the animal dissections

finn - is the one everyone assumes will be made head boy, acts like a class clown so they give it to someone else

blaine - gets made head boy (finn pretends like he's not jealous but really he's jealous)

sam - has the most drastic haircut

santana - smuggles the most contraband in (lollies, chocolate, her mom's cooking etc.), has a sook to matron at least once a day

quinn - is made head girl (but is demoted)

mercedes - is made head girl after quinn is forced to resign in disgrace

brittany - is just there to do research for her time machine

kurt - knows literally everything there is to know about the 1950s

tina - passes the first math test but is disappointed when she finds out the test was originally designed for 11-year-olds

mike - is the only one to pass all the O-levels

puck - gets expelled

#glee #glee headcanons #crack #this is probably the most niche set of glee headcanons ngl #rachel berry #finn hudson #blaine anderson #sam evans #santana lopez #quinn fabray #mercedes jones #brittany pierce #kurt hummel #tina cohen-chang #mike chang #noah puckerman

[ichiigotsukii]

“.....” Takuma resigned when he sees the added gift will be in all the boys Christmas stockings this year thanks to Creme.

Creme watching everyone’s face with the upmost glee.

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Takuma absolutely loves snow and winter but doesn’t care much about Christmas as he hasn’t had a reason to celebrate much since he was a small child, and even then his holidays were tense. Creme gets all the close knit boys a personalized stocking with Takuma’s card every year since he’s definitely the better gift giver.

#kris brought up all the nakamura boys getting this for christmas when I showed her and I'm still dying over it #creme would definitely do this #Takuma's get's left in the middle of his desk in any verses where he's seeing a man and the confusion that would be on his face at first #omg it cracks me up #creme post #takuma post #cracked berries #Nakamura group

[voyage-inferno]

"Do you think if you covered yourself in enough butter, you could slip through jail bars?"

#[keep your light burning {bennett}] #dash commentary #[eating suspicious berries (crack)]

[aintitfierce]

"it feels like pretty vanya has consumed one of those most forbidden berries he would find in the woods long ago, and the mother of vanya would say 'don't eat that.'"

#except he did in fact eat that berry and He Died ghfihfoe #.......which is actually something i completely forgot to include in that sown forest blurb i did a couple days ago #Another Obstacle to the berry thing is that vanya Will Not Eat A Berry Ever Again #;crack #BUT saying that also reminds me that i didn't actually reveal the berry has to be eaten so. uh. jazz hands spoiler alert

[visionkept]

SNAP !

Yep. This one's going in my CRINGE COMPILATION.

#tumblr. tumblr .. this is a funny post tumblr pls let people see tomeow at least like an icon #embarassing berry moments. sorry for the ghost notes. it was the power of tomeow trying to make themselves present #︾╼╼ █ █ ║˚ ▹ CRACK.▕🗲

[mushroom-for-art]

I'm so dreadfully sorry this took so long been busy, my head is unfortunately a cheese so I forgot all the cool things I wanted to do for these guys but introducing Ray and Mue, fusion ship meme children of my May and @blues-sues's Rue! (and yes I did just do the classic letter swap switch for names fight me)

So Ray takes a lot after Rue physically being pale with pink and inherited stripe but more orange on the scale from May and her horn style though obviously shorter than her silly huge ones and her short stubby tail. I imagine his orange stripe actually climbs up his back but below his chest piece.

Mue meanwhile is more color but slide to the pink spectrum like Rue and Rues horns but they're like longer along her head like how May's go all the way back with a kind of pink orange mix color tail, long like Rues but Mue got freckles she was gonna have stripes on her body made from freckles mixing those traits but decided not to steal that from Ray.

They also have like different stomach shapes, can't recall rn who's who.

So lore time!

After Rue and May escape in Rue!au, team rocket goes argh! Damn! Fuck! Lost another one. But in an attempt of recapture they manage to procure blood samples and go fine Rue clone it is. Unfortunately the samples were compromised mixing Rue and May's dna making fusion mix children.

Mue was the biggest healthiest when growing mixing Rues power and May's physical strengths making her very promising, she has boosted stats in HP, attack and defence so she hits hard and can take hits much like how May was significantly tanky if weak and Rues ability to hit hard, they figured they could train up her other stats later to make her even more powerful in future. She's the golden child for that having May's obedience and Rues enthusiasm for the organisation they're in, she's happy to be seen by whichever human caretaker is off screen rn. She was implanted with a mega X stone to compliment her hard hitting.

Ray however struggled more, being the only other survivor as the others unfortunately didn't last (probably due to May's bad genes) he needed to be removed from growth early to have surgery done on his second neck as due to its small size it had started to collapse which would've severely limited his psychic ability and usefulness probably he likely could've died from inadequate blood flow nerve damage stuff ect. He survived but his powers are while his wound healed still limited, being smaller and weaker and quieter he was more often ignored for the louder more promising Mue. He learnt to be quiet because no one heard him, only paid attention to when they checked on him so he's more withdrawn and insecure hence holding his own tail self comforting. His stats are boosted in Speed, sp defence and sp attack, while they do still train him as he gets older they obviously prefer Mue as she's stronger and with his limited psychic power the boost to his sp attack and defence doesn't do much. He's implanted with a mega Y to at least play on his speed.

While Mue is the golden child Ray begins to learn as they grow, especially after his psychic powers fully recover and bounce back (though to near overwhelming headache inducing degrees for him at first) that is he agrees to tests, agrees to experiments to trials and adjustments he gets attention, positive attention he gets praised he gets doted on showered in compliments. He's not dumb he knows they're only using him only saying how magnificent he is because he's letting them add machinery to his body but, it's a rush he's never had before and he gets stronger, armor to boost his defence that reduces the damage of hits and helps focus his powers to even more devastating effects. He gets powerful. He gets very powerful and very dangerous. Despite being the runt as he gets more tests done more experiments he gets more foods (and probably growth hormones) he gets bigger growing taller than Mue becoming a very tall lean mean harsh cold mewtwo covered in armor. He becomes very promising indeed.

Mue however, she starts to stagnate, she's powerful yes very powerful she hits hard and she does damage but she can't quite pull up her other stats to the same degree (they're still good stats probably just a touch below normal mewtwo stats), what's the point of hitting hard if her special attacks don't do as much damage as they should or she gets a chunk of health taken from a special attack. She starts to fall out of favor especially because she's used to being the favorite she's more confident and hot headed more self assured in a way she refuses experiments snaps she'll manage it herself. The golden child and the ignored child switch places slowly until she realises she's in her little brothers shadow and she doesn't know how to comprehend it. It's full cemented when they get into a fight that started as a simple spar, she can't get a hit on him but figured just one should do the trick to put her back on top. But she doesn't even get the chance to, he hits her first and he hits her with all he's got and she can't pull herself back up. It's from then she starts seeing the cracks in the organisation realising how she put blind faith into something that was untrue and even cruel as she gets pushed aside.

She tries to tell her brother of the horrors of it all that this wasn't good it was all bad and they needed to leave! But he just scoffs and looks at her behind his mask, "don't you think I already knew all that?" he'd snap coldly, "you may have not noticed before but I realised very quickly what was going on but I had to endure because I didn't have the same privilege you have now to be able to escape, it's all fine when little Mue gets whatever she wants but now little Mue isn't the favorite you want to call it quits? What about when I wasnt in favour huh?! When I cried and cried till my throat gave out because I was the disposable one?! You don't get to ruin this for me. You can run. I'll turn my back I'll let you I won't say a thing. But I'm not coming with you. And if they tell me to hunt you down and bring you back? I just hope I dont find you."

Ray at this point has put himself through too much to be able to leave, the augmentations potentially permanently fused to him (they don't want a repeat of the original mewtwo being able to simply remove it), validation is a hell of a drug and what could the outside possibly offer him? Being hunted chased hounded injured seen as some impossible capture, a sports trophy to boast about? He may not like what he's become but he's not going to become some humans prize.

And so Mue flees alone.

As you can tell I've thought a lot about Ray at least, Mue I struggle a bit with. Of course this is all hypothetical future stuff lmao, Blues you're absolutely free to go "um no actually stop being horrid to them" XD and if you'd like one you're free to claim. Sorry they're not as unique as some of the others, unfortunately May is #bland

#my art #Babytwos #Mewtwo babies #Ray the Mewtwo #Mue the Mewtwo #Also names can be changed if u want blue I got lazy then got attached to these XD #Plus mue is like moo similar pronunciation I think and I find that fun #Mue is like a little fruit #Kinda reminds me of a nanab berry I think #Idk I look at her and think of fruit #pokemon #@blues sues #Pokemon crack ship meme #Mewtwo fake children #Mewtwo fusion children