#Couch theroy

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Bucks loft still doesn't have a couch, we should be able to see it behind the weights in this image if there was one there

because this still from 6x17 is from a similar angle and you can see the arm of the couch with the blue blanket draped over it

proving that if Buck had a new couch, we should be able to see a little bit of it!

Couch theory is back baby!!!!

#I headcanon he brought a new couch with natalia and then cancelled the order when they split up so hes back to not having a couch #meaning now hes had his bi awakening he can go freely chose a couch and know its the right one! #Couch theroy #am I a clown - maybe but I dont care #I'm living #evan buckley #911 abc

[matthewmurdockswife]

Chris taking care of you when ur sick?

Chicken noodle soup and an eyelash curler Chrissturniolo x sick!reader

It was clarified that this was abt chris sturniolo but this is so funny to me cause im sick rn so this is like perfect timing

I had been pent up in my room these last two days I thought it was allergies but my cough and scratchy feeling throat put this theroy to rest. I was sick I hated being sick so much. I was supposed to hangout with my boyfriend Chris but I really dont want to get him sick hes been so busy recently and the last thing he needs is a stuffy nose on top of it I texted chris last night and told him I couldn’t hang out tomorrow because I was sick and I didnt want to get him sick I woke up this morning to the sound of the keys jangling in the lock of the apartment door I grabbed my eyelash curler from my side desk I needed something to protect myself until I could get to the kitchen or out of my house I stood up dizzy a mix of my fever and laying in bed for the past 32 hours combined causing me to stumble. I walked against the wall and made it to the kitchen noticing a man standing in there I shrieked and threw the eyelash curler and then froze in place waiting for a reaction I was in complete shock when I saw Chris turn around laughing “what was that for” He asked barely getting through the sentence he was laughing so hard “I thought someone broke into my house, sorry” he had calmed down his laugh a little bit until he noticed what I had thrown and he broke out in a fit of laughter all over again “ what was an eyelash curler supposed to do” I groaned and walked over to my couch to sit down my body felt heavy and weak and I couldnt carry myself around anymore my head was spinning, my nose was still stuffed and my voice kept coming and going along with my sore thoat. “ what are you doing here” i asked my sickness evident in my voice “ taking care of you” chris awnsered smiling at me from above the couch handing me 2 advils and a little water bottle “chris I dont want you getting sick” I tried to wave him off but he ignored me entirely instead taking my temperature and telling me to take a nap I woke up to chris watching tiktoks in the chair across from me and with chicken noodle soup, dayquill and another bottle of water on the table infont of me I took the pill and almost finished all of the water “chris you dint have to do this” Once again he brushes me off while I eat the soup he takes the dishes and cleans them and then brings me back up to my bed “ do you want cuddles?” He asks softly stroking the hair from out of my face with a lobsided goofy grin “ I dont want you sick chris” I persisted “thats the last thing im worried about love” he slid into the sheets on the other side of the bed and pulled me into him I fell asleep like that and the next week when I was better and chris got sick I made him chicken noodle soup and cuddled him as well despite every protest he made.

I hope this is what you wanted its like 1 am and im straight up delirious rn amd my throat is killing me but worth it anywho drink some water love y’all <3

[saucebou]

One thing I've noticed amongst the Omori cast is that they all have pretty crappy parents

Like I know that parents are brought up in every character analysis but I just want to specifically talk about the main friend group parents.

Now in this aspect Kel and Hero seem to have had the most mercy when it comes to parents, but they aren't exactly saints. It's implied that Hero was pressured by his parents to pursue an education in becoming a doctor and while we don't exactly hear him complain about it and in the end he chose to go into it due to him loosing his passion in cooking because of Mari's death, he still seemed unsure about becoming a doctor in the memory lane scene.

As for Kel's relationship with his parents, it's not really stated outright but it seems implied that his parents were more involved with Hero's life than they we're his. Like they aren't neglectful of him obviously but it's clear that they we're more focused on Hero being the prodigy child. The most obvious example being their parents rushing to comfort Hero over Kel during Hero's emotional burst, but also we don't hear Kel getting any pressure to pursue any kind of education like they did with Hero even though Kel is at the same age as Hero was when they suggested him to go into medical school. However most of this is speculating on y part but still there is evident favoritism within the family.

Both Sunny and Aubrey are in the same boat with both having a dad that left and a mom that's neglectful. But to be fair Sunny's mom does actually care about him, it's just that she doesn't know how to help Sunny. Instead of encouraging him to go outside she just lets him rot in his room for 4 years. As for his father... well we know that he disowned Sunny and left but other that we don't really know why. Its theorized that he know about the Truth and that's the reason why, or maybe he just was more involved in Mari's life rather than Sunny's and he just disowned him out of grief. One of Basil's pictures showing Hero and Mari sleeping together on the couch states that "MARI's dad might be kind of mad if he saw it" showing that he was fairly invested in Mari's life but it could also just be him being a protective dad. Either way he left the family, leaving a son who hides away from society and a mother who doesn't know how to help.

As for Aubrey, well it's pretty explicit what's wrong with her mom. She's completely checked out, not even noticing that you just walked into their home. Speaking of which, their whole home is a wreck and judging by the scene of Aubrey being able to fix Gruff guy's pipe she's also has had to fight for herself without any support from her mother. For her dad, all we know is that he was strict and that he also left but we don't really know why. It is stated by Kel that they've never been to Aubrey's home so maybe her parents had a failing marriage before the events of the game. So perhaps she hung out at her friend's places to escape from the turmoil but that's mainly my theroy.

And last but not least everyone's favorite sad boi Basil. Whose parents couldn't even be fucked enough to be there for him during the game. It is stated that they travel a lot, presumably for business reasons but still it's very clear that he is left with his grandmother and more recently Polly most of the time. @mafu-omo did a really good analysis on Basil in general (which inspired me to go on this rant), including the affect that his lack of parents had on him and I recommend you check it out here if you're more interested beyond just what I've said.

But yeah overall these parents kinda suck. These issues (except for Sunny) don't even happen because of Mari's death, they've just always been and probably would still had happened regardless if Mari had died or not.

Anyway that was my long rant about how another aspect of Omori is soul crushingly depressing. Again I know a lot of these issues are in other character analyses but I just wanted to compile all of the info I gathered. If you want to poke holes or point out things I got wrong or even add your own points feel free to I'm not some master class analyzer, I'm just some guy who wanted to shout into the void about one of my favorite games because hey that's what tumblr is for.

#omori #omori spoilers #omori analysis #media analysis #analysis

[swiftsuburbanlegends]

All the Right Moves

Queen Family prepares for theroy wedding

“And then you’ll walk town the aisle with little Sara,” Thea explained.

But Tommy’s face contorted and he began to pout. “Why?”

“Because that’s how it’s done at weddings kiddo.”

“But I don’t like Sara.”

Oliver was showing William how to tie a tie as he listened in on his sister and his middle child. 

“What are you talking about,” Thea smiled. “Sara and you are bffs.”

“She took my cookie during snack time at Aunt Lyla’s, she’s a meany,” the three year old huffed. “I wanna walk with Uncle Roy.”

“Hey T,” William crouched down getting at eye level with his brother. “You know I saw Sara when I dropped off Uncle Diggle’s tux. And she was super sorry she ate your cookie.”

“She was?”

“Are you kidding me, she tried to stuff my pockets with animal crackers for you. But I didn’t have room.”

“You should of grabbed a bag,” he said in a serious tone.

To his credit, William held back his groan. “Next time, kid. But for now, why don’t you accept your fate, walk with your best friend, and go play with your Legos.”

“Ooh I need to work on my Death Star.”

And with that Tommy zoomed out of the sitting room and towards the staircase. He was only stopped when Oliver heard his wife’s voice call after him. “Do not wake your sister.”

“Okay,” Tommy called back at near top volume.

Felicity entered the room, leaning against the door frame. Oliver could see her in the mirror Thea insisted on dragging out of the study. 

“Excuse me,” he said an air of humor in his voice. “Are you checking me out?”

“Duh, that’s why I married you so I could do it all the time,” she came into the room, and took a seat next to Thea. “Where is the groom?”

“Ollie banished him from the house until after the ceremony tomorrow.”

“Oliver!”

“She’s exaggerating,” he turned to face his wife. “I said that considering the string of bad luck this family inherits, perhaps sticking to some traditions is wise.”

“We saw each other before we got married.”

“We had also just survived invaders from another earth who crashed our friends wedding hell bent on stealing another friend’s heart,” he paused. “And then the team broke up for six months.”

She grimaced. “He might have a point on the bad luck thing.” 

“It’s okay,” Thea smiled. “He’s hanging with John and Quentin right now, and after Rene drops Zoe off, the boys will all head out, and it will be girl’s night.”

“One last hurrah,” Felicity cheered. “I mean unless we need to spend the whole night reminding you how happy you are about this wedding.”

Thea rolled her eyes. “My feet are 100% toasty over here. I have wanted this for a long time.”

“Good.”

Oliver crossed his arms as he spoke. “You two are still so young.”

“Here we go again,” but his sister smirked at him. “I’m 26 Ollie.”

“I didn’t get married until I was in my 30s.”

“Because you didn’t meet the love of your life until well past 26.”

“It wasn’t well past,” he grumbled, turning back to William. “We met when I was 27. And it didn’t take long for me to know how important she was.”

“And yet it still took three years for a kiss, and six for a wedding band,” she teased.

“Are you complaining?” he came to stand behind her spot on the couch, leaning over to kiss her.

“Complain me? Never.”

“I didn’t see you making the first move.”

“I made plenty of moves.”

“Name one?”

“All my innuendos.”

“Those were slip ups you said.”

“Oh hon, yes I mean a few were slip ups, but I’d say about 50/50 on the actual ‘omg will he ever get the hint’. At least until we were actually friends. And then it was 60/40.”

“For or against?”

“I feel that I do not want to incriminate myself in front of my sister-in-law and our eldest.”

“It’s okay,” William said. “We already know you two are hopeless, in love and in general.”

Thea laughed, giving her nephew a high five.

“Hush the both of you,” Felicity tossed a pillow at Thea. 

“Hey you shouldn’t beat up the bride.”

As Felicity stuck her tongue out in response, the door bell sounded and Oliver made his way to answer it.

Zoe stood on the other side with a grin. “Sup Mr. Q?”

“Hey Zoe, you hear for girl’s night.”

“Only because Dad insisted on hosting you guys,” she shrugged. “But it’s cool, Aunt D said she was gonna show me some take down moves.”

“Well if so do that in the backyard please.”

“Can do,” she entered, rocking on her heels. “Dad said he’d wait in the car for you guys. Even put in the booster seat for Tommy.”

“Thank you.”

William entered the foyer and locked eyes with Zoe. But neither seemed to want to speak.

“William why don’t you go get your brother so we can head out?”

“Um,” he tore his gaze from Zoe. “Sure. I’ll be right back.”

As he trudged up the stairs Zoe was pulled from her trance and she smiled once more. “I’m gonna go see what snacks Raisa made for tonight.”

“Knock yourself out.”

When she wandered off Felicity entered the small area and sighed. “I had hoped those two would have talked about things by now.”

“Things? What things?”

“Zoe’s going to forensic camp this summer,” Felicity said like the answer was obvious.

“And William’s not okay with it?”

“Not when he thought she was still going to help him coach the junior league softball team this year.”

“Ah.”

“He says they just started up but it already feels like they’re pulling away.”

“Summer’s still months from now.”

“You know how it is when your young, and all those love feelings are so new.”

“I should talk to him.”

“Yes you should,” she walked over kissing his cheek. “But this weekend isn’t about William and Zoe, it’s about Thea and Roy. So talk to him after they wedding’s all said and done.”

“Since you’re the one asking,” he smiled at her. “You think if we had waited and had a big wedding you would have been as calm as Thea?”

“I mean you’ve met my mother right?”

“So maybe not.”

“Oliver, I don’t live with any regrets about how and when we got married,” she whispered, running a hand along his jaw. “Thea and Roy are doing exactly what it right for them. And I cannot wait to stand next to them and watch them get married tomorrow.”

“I agree.”

“Good,” she kissed him once more and smiled. “Please do not put another arrow in Roy before the ceremony.”

“I make no promises.”

“Oliver,” her tone was playful but also edged on a warning.

“Fine, I promise not to maim my soon to be brother-in-law.”

“Good,” she replied. “I’ll see you tomorrow.”

“I’ll be the one in a tux.”

“Technically all the guys will be.”

“Fine I’ll be the one in a tux who won’t be able to look at anyone but you,” he amended giving her one final kiss as the boys trudged down the stairs. He turned to them. “Ready to go.”

“Yep,” they chorused and made their way out the door. 

“Guess that’s my cue.”

“Have fun with the boys,” she grinned. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.”

“Back at you.”

“Well that list is a lot longer than mine.”

“Goodbye hon.”

“See you later dear.”

#arrow fic #olicity #olicity fic #25 olicity's of december #this was supposed to be more theroy #but it devolved into olicity being cute #and i'm not amending anything

[askthesheeheessquad-blog]

CONSPIRACY THEROY

Ok so, @ShaneDawson better watch out bc I'm coming at you with a (totally fake) conspiracy theory. SO, I got home at 1 pm and sat on the couch. I spent FIVE HOURS watching yt. Every 30 minutes or so, i'd tell myself that this is the "last video I watch" my theory is the government REVOLVES around youtube. When you are born, they put a little chip in your head to carefully moniter ALL YOUR THOUGHTS and everytime that you think to yourself im gonna stop, they send signals that bounce into the corners of the earth up to Mars dance on Jupiter and then get shot into your reccomended list. These signals are videos that are SO clickbait you have to watch. And the the next thing you know, you've spent five hours sitting on your couch. I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

{~Grey~}

#theory #conspiracy #shane dawson #grey #friday #follow #christmas #thanksgiving #holiday #video #time #tagged

[shagirma]

Theroy #1

Someone posted an ask asking what the End would be like for this AU, so I just wanted to share What I came up with here because, idk. This is all made up and just my own beliefs.. The whole time Tord was secretly faking it, turning out to be a shy, but violent leader who wants world domination so he can protect his friends, even though they don't agree with him at all. When Tom finds out, his heart his torn in two. For the missing couches, it's because Tom meant to get some better ones, but the trade resulted in him getting a harpoon gun instead, much to his dismay. He planned to sell it later when he could. The reason Tom left was because he could tell something was off with Tord, and it upset him greatly. For the Tord punching Matt scene, Matt and Edd were exploring, curious why their friend had such a room. Matt went over to the giant red button and asked what it was. When Tord said nothing, he went to push it, but Tord immediately ran at him, accidently hitting him in the eye. Tord gave many, rapid apologies, and had a scared Edd and angry Matt leave his room for the store. When Tom came back to confront Tord, his heart hoping it was all a lie, Tord just broke out in crazed laughter, saying it was completely true. He pushed the button to go to his robot, while Tom just stood frozen, letting tears fall. Tord was in too much of a excited craze to care, and started shooting at the house. Tom stayed where he was because the room he was in was not directly hit. When the bullets stopped, he got up and grabbed one of the cubes, not really paying attention. Edd and Matt were there, Matt extremely mad and Edd panicking and scared. Tom threw the cube at Tord's robot, and recited a line from a song he knew Tord would hate, just for a little revenge. But inside, Tom's heart was cracking into little pieces. Tord shot the missile and immediately regretted it afterwards. Matt and Edd did there thin with the button panel, accept Matt did it quite for violently. Tord destroyed the panel, said the infamous line, and started to fly away, and blood crazed, angry Matt and scarred-for-life Edd staring. Tom comes out of the rubble, with the old harpoon gun he meant to turn into something friendlier, and shouted "YOU. ARE. NOT. MY. FRIIIEND!!" tears pouring down his face, the final piece of his heart cracking. He shot the harpoon, resulting in the robot crashing and all that. Afterwards, Tom fainted from all the pressure, strain, pain, and blood loss. Matt and Edd had to carry him to the hospital, hoping for the best. In the end, Tom was obviously fine. Tord retreated back to his base.. Shaggy's note: This is a really good theory, yo. Not ganna say if it's true tho :3c

#opposite day au #submission #opposite day eddsworld theory

[autisticzimmboni]

small prompt maybe.. trans jack? i don't see too much of that... 💛💛

call me Captain of the Genderfluid Jack club. i love it (it’s about him coming out which is....i have no motivation to come up with anything better) (i feel like i’m going to catch shit with this becuase Jack uses she/her pronouns, she is not a girl so this isn’t taking away Bitty’s gay identity)

Jack was terrified when he sat his parents down on the couch. he coudln’t stop biting at his lip, tapping his fingers on the side of his leg. he could see his parents getting increasingly worried. 

“Jack what is it? have you and Eric?” 

“No, it’s I’m.” he closed his eyes tight and took a deep breath. “I’m Gender fulid, some times I feel like a woman, well maybe not a woman, but certinally not a man, something more feminin, I wear dresses, and heels, not around in public, i couldn’t...I’d lose my- everything. but at home with Bits and I.....just wanted you to know.” 

Neither of Jack’s parents said anything Jack was looking anywhere but at them. “I go by Jackie, and I use she/her pronouns, sometimes not right now.” he wanted to stop talking but he needed to fill the scilence. “I found out when-” 

“Jack, honey, take a breath, why don’t you come sit down?” Jack nodded and moved to sit next to his mother. “Jack, first, we love you, no matter what, and we’ll do what ever we can to support you in this.” 

“We want you to feel safe here, I know that you might not- in your feild of work it can’t be easy.” Jack could only shake his head. “so this house, any time you’re with us, we love you.” 

Jack sighed at that, tension seemed to leak out of him and he feel in to his father’s side. “you’ve gotten a lot bigger” but his father still wraped an arm around his shoulders. “we’re proud of you Jack, for telling us, that can’t have been easy either.” 

Jakie woke up in her childhood room and sighed, she knew, in theroy it would be safe to put on a dress bht she handn’t ever worn a dress around her parents and, well it was a tiny bit scary. 

“Babe?” Bitty rolled over in his spot and Jakie smiled 

“Jakie today I think.” and Bitty just nodded 

“I’m going back to sleep unless.....” they had talked about this, eventually Jackie would want to wear dresses around her parents and it might be easier to do with Bitty there. 

“no it’s okay. get some sleep” 

“alright sweetheart, love you”

Jackie showerd and dressed slowly but was happy when she looked in the mirror. She had talked about this with her parents, that wouldn’t stop the suprise but they knew it would be coming eventually. 

“Jack-oh Jackie good morning” Jakie beamed at her mother. 

“good morning mom” 

“Jacke.” Her father said it like he was testing the weight of it in his mouth. “good morning.” 

“’morning papa” Jackie was grinning now. she was home, and she was safe here. 

#trans jack #jack zimmermann #mindofstars #ask