My Kraken friends, the vibes of this article are immaculate. Just perfect. Also, OMG, some of the things that are linked to in here? Also CANNOT MISS footage. But, as an example, in case you don't believe me:
kraken’s defence is stocked with hotties with a ratio of 3/8, or 0.375, compared to the average of good looking defensemen per team, which is 0.086, and YES i did calculated that number by looking at every roaster
we all need to show up to a kraken game with signs asking hak to let cale play bc oh my goooood . if i were him and i was on a plane back to coachella valley and as soon as i land i bet a text saying they need me back? girl i'm jumping on a flight to mexico and taking a week off omfg