#But that man is the PETTIEST mother fucker and I love that for him so much

[kelpiemomma]

Seyeong being a petty, catty bitch will never not delight me. He's such an asshole. I love him.

#Netkama punch #I am SO NORMAL about netkama punch YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW #(I've gone over all the raws I'm so excited for the end) #I love that we're finally getting more of seyeongs backstory and why he's a dick #But that man is the PETTIEST mother fucker and I love that for him so much #(also the prettiest 💅🏼) #'i was told if I gave u the clan u would jump into my arms' 'stop listening to woohyeon' 'howd u know' #He meets woohyeon in person ONCE and immediately knows there are no braincells shared btwn him and heejae #Woohyeon and Heejae both think they're holding the braincell but they're wrong #Its seyeong but then he panics and fucking LOBS it elsewhere #My proof: woohyeon insisting seyeong was playing hard to get. And then Heejae believing him. #There is not a braincell between them #Seyeong only gets it sometimes bc he was rightfully freaked out by someone he knew online tracking him down #(and then he starts reluctantly hanging out w heejae until it's less reluctant) #God I love them. I love them I love them I love them #Seyeong 'when will heejae get tired of me' #Baby he is NEVER getting tired of you that man is a whole ass red flag JUST for you!!! #He had yoona drooling over him and he decided to chase after YOUR petty grumpy ass instead #They're so fucking terrible I love them so much

[starburstgalexies]

Kazuma/herlock for ship bingo 👀

YES they have taken over a permanent part of my brain. Despite the hyperfixation shift, they have not moved out. I doubt they ever will.

Bingo-ish and also I am starting to realize the only way to get a bingo is with the free space column. Other routes just aren't as consistent as a group. Okay reconsidered and I'm taking that back but there are more hoops to jump around in others. Anyway.

Details below again.

i'd read a fic by default.

otp x 1000 i don't know how they got there but, despite my published tgaa works being mostly asry and some ot4, these two are actually my tgaa otp. sure, the other pairs i ship only come second or below by a hair-width, but these fuckers take the cake.

the angst. the drama. the grief over ryu. the battle of mansplain manipulate manwife. there is as much drama here as there is comedy.

*t4t gets an asterix because i hc that technically they are "cis" men but neither of them know nor care about the concept of gender. cis-ish men. men who go by he/him because they don't care enough to change. i'm not covering the tile, but they are not binary.

been married for 30 years? are we talking tgaa canon or later because technically tgaa took place in early 1900s soooo easy argument for decades of marriage before death and mainline aa a century later. also they get an old married couple routine three weeks into getting closer so there's that.

free space: no one understand them like each other and that's why they hate being in love with one another at the very least until the inevitable acceptance stage. kazuma is all about keeping his cards in his sleeve. herlock has a whole superiority complex on knowing everyone's intentions while being a closed book that looks open. and they both think this one bitch barged into his life and looked right through his walls?? exquisite.

rotating in my brain like a microwave always.

i have so many headcanons man where do i start. i suppose even the free space part is a headcanon because of how little they interacted in canon. but here is a freebie. they get married but they throw off the engagement literally every day until the wedding over the pettiest reasons. mr. asogi i cannot marry a man who does not appreciate the fine woodwork of a violin. here is your mother's ring back. (they make up in 3 hours)

awwe i love them :) obviously.

part of a bigger polycule asoryuvanlock always and forever my beloved.

fandom doesn't know them like i do they know them a little. but not like i do.

canon did them wrong? YEAH BY NOT HAVING THEM INTERACT. even the courtroom bonuses proved me right about their chemistry. it would be amazing in the main storyline.

#i miss them so so much #GREAT prompt #thank you queen love you queen #light-em-up-benzedrine #alex has answered #ask meme