I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand
A former World Champion in women’s curling who now works for the Swedish Curling Federation (Sara Carlsson) interviewed me a few weeks ago for an article that was published a few days before my birthday/start of the World Men’s Curling Championships in Canada. It’s now official - I’m Swedish Curlings Biggest Fan. The article is in Swedish, but Google Translate is helpful. I had my friend who knows Swedish read it & he approved. I doubt a lot of people read it, but I’ll forever have bragging rights. I hope it encourages more Swedes to become Swedish Curling fangirls (and fanboys). I’ve crawled through mud on my hands & knees to pave the way so that future fans can have an easier time supporting Swedish curlers.
In today's Stop Stop He's Already Dead Gavle Goat News: whoever is managing their Instagram account has stopped straining to find good shots and has resorted to using what I am assuming is two or three day old shots:
Our boi's not looking great. They also published this shot which is from the non-lifestream side, showing a hell of a lot of exposed neck supports. I would not be surprised to learn this is a few days old, too - old enough to preserve a bit of the Goat's dignity, but not so old as to be clearly deceptive.
The birds are winning. A sky burial is good but fire would be better.