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#Burning Goats
tapiocats · 5 months
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Decay exists as an extant form of life
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astyrra · 5 months
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i heard the gavlebocken is facing some new opponents this year
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I cannot put into mortal words how fucking badly I want that swedish goat to burn. We live in a modern surveillance hellscape and not only is big brother watching you but he’s monitoring your purchase habits so he can sell you a smart refrigerator that will spy on you for the cia. the full weight of modern technology can be rallied to protect that straw monument to human hubris and I want us to burn it anyway. I want the might of modern society to crumple in the face of a drunk swede with a zippo lighter. we can do it just take my hand
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swampcretures · 5 months
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If not by flame, then by feather
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the-birth-of-art · 6 months
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It’s almost time!!!!!!!
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friend-crow · 1 year
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Spell to Burn the Gävle Goat
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Likes charge, reblogs cast -- you know the deal.
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quimser · 5 months
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proposition for invader zim 2023 christmas special
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ciaomichaella · 1 year
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A former World Champion in women’s curling who now works for the Swedish Curling Federation (Sara Carlsson) interviewed me a few weeks ago for an article that was published a few days before my birthday/start of the World Men’s Curling Championships in Canada. It’s now official - I’m Swedish Curlings Biggest Fan. The article is in Swedish, but Google Translate is helpful. I had my friend who knows Swedish read it & he approved. I doubt a lot of people read it, but I’ll forever have bragging rights. I hope it encourages more Swedes to become Swedish Curling fangirls (and fanboys). I’ve crawled through mud on my hands & knees to pave the way so that future fans can have an easier time supporting Swedish curlers.
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Remember! It's that time of the year! Book your flights to Gävle!
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thirtyknives · 5 months
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In today's Stop Stop He's Already Dead Gavle Goat News: whoever is managing their Instagram account has stopped straining to find good shots and has resorted to using what I am assuming is two or three day old shots:
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Our boi's not looking great. They also published this shot which is from the non-lifestream side, showing a hell of a lot of exposed neck supports. I would not be surprised to learn this is a few days old, too - old enough to preserve a bit of the Goat's dignity, but not so old as to be clearly deceptive.
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The birds are winning. A sky burial is good but fire would be better.
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katy-l-wood · 5 months
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Tumblr shoulda made their December icon the goat.
No, wait, wait. Make a goat badge and create some sort of PVP way to burn one another’s goats.
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chalkrub · 4 months
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unholy night!!
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tizeline · 6 months
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I love the fact that non-swedes have discovered the Gävle Goat and are all cheering for it's inevitable annual demise
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bibliosauruswrecks · 5 months
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Gävlebocken being destroyed by birds was not something I had on my bingo card this year.
Good for them.
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majorbullmoose · 5 months
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The Birds Inspired Me To Make An Edible Yule Goat For My Floofs
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(I was really glad I took a picture before I gave it to them. It's gone now. Happy Yule!!)
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