#Bruhhhhh

[doawks]

༊*·˚ what it’s like being with joshua hong.

♫. that’s my girl, frank sativa.

contains sfw & nsfw.

Joshua likes to call you an angel because that's what you are. In fact, if he's feeling extra sentimental (which he normally is) ━ He'll tell you that it was obviously fate that brought you two together. He remembers his late nights when he was usually deep in thought, and how he would pray and pray for God to send an angel his way and bring sunshine to his world so his heart could heal and grow ━ It's memorable to note that since he's met you, you've done just that. Brought light to his world and now his heart's big and fully grown.

Joshua likes to spoil you from the hairs on the top of your head down to the tip of your prettily manicured toe because you deserve the best and nothing less. Seriously, whatever you want. 'Cause nothing is ever too much for his girl - ever.

Joshua likes to show you off━ not to flaunt you like you're some kind of animate object and ignite jealousy in other males, no. But to show the entire world how breathtakingly beautiful you are.

Joshua always, always has you in mind. It doesn't matter what he's doing or where he's at. He needs to have you in his mind, especially when he's on tour and he's so busy to the point where he can't even pick up the phone to text you. The mere thoughts of you and your pretty face is what's keeping him sane.

Joshua likes to listen to anything and everything you say. Every little thing, even when you think he isn't listening━ he is. He likes that you always get so excited when you speak about your day or something as simple as the weather, it's so adorable and he's very fond of it.

(nsfw) Joshua likes to kiss you━ Wherever. But if he's going to be appropriate, Joshua likes kissing your pretty lips because they're perfectly molded and feel so soft against his. He likes to kiss your nose, your cheeks, your forehead. But if he's going to be inappropriate, Joshua likes to kiss your neck, your collarbone or down your pretty body so he can ease his way down to your cunt - spending his morning in between your thighs. Obviously kissing on your clit and puffy lips, because he loves kissing you ━ every damn inch of you.

Joshua likes making everything about you. If he hears one of the members talking about something they like and you just so happen to like it as well, best believe this man will be like, "Oh! YN likes that as well!" with a big ass, boyish grin on his face. Or if he's out at the store shopping for clothes or anything and he see's something that reminds him of you, he'll be thinking, "YN would probably like this." and end up buying whatever it is . . . this correlates with him always having you in mind.

Joshua likes when you send pictures of yourself because he's always quick to make it his wallpaper instantly. He's also saving every picture you send and adding it to his "My pretty girl" collection. He's so whipped for you, it's honestly crazy. And when he's on tour or far away from you, he goes through that collection with a small, content smile on his face ━ silently soaking up all your beauty from the screen awaiting the days 'til he'll get to see your pretty face again in person.

(nsfw) Joshua likes to be sweet and delicate with you. He likes to whisper huskily in your ear, telling you how pretty look while taking his cock like a good girl. He likes━loves to tell you how one day he's going to fuck you full of his come and make you mommy - belly round and breast full of milk as they drip from your swollen nipples. But Joshua can also get rough and mean, telling you how much of a nasty little slut you are for taking him from behind in this dirty public bathroom at the club because you just couldn't wait 'til you two got home so he could properly take care of you. No, you just couldn't wait. Now you're whining and moaning like a bitch in heat while Joshua's splitting your pussy apart on his cock, mascara running down your face, his hand in your hair - pulling the back of your head to his chest.

Joshua's love language: Act of Service. You honestly don't even know why you try to lift a finger when Joshua Hong is around. He makes breakfast every morning and on top of that, he feeds it to you! Giving you a look and a disgruntled grunt when you attempt to lift up your own fork. When he's home before you are, he running you a bath as soon as you walk through the door ━ when he comes from the bathroom, he's making his way over to you, pulling you over to the couch, placing you onto his lap and rubbing your back soothingly; letting you tell him all about your day, not saying anything until you were fully finished. In the bath, he's seated in the back of you and he's washing every part of your body, kissing the skin behind your ear lovingly while doing so.

At the end of the day, Joshua just likes loving you and he will continue loving you until his last breath on this Earth. Even then, he'll still be loving you in the afterlife.

#♥ ━ JOSHUA! #joshua hong #hong jisoo #seventeen smut #joshua headcannons #joshua x reader #joshua smut #jisoo smut #seventeen x female #joshua x female reader #headcannons #BRUHHHHH #i love joshua im going to SOB........ #anyways!!! #i was listening to ivy by frank ocean while writing this #though that song has NOTHING to do with this!!! joshua and oc are happy #and thriving #🔥🗣️

[blob-monster]

#bruhhhhh #the way fuyu looked at itsuki after she said she shouldve pushed their boss harder #hayashi fuyu #harumoto itsuki #chaser game w #yuuka sugai #yurika nakamura #japanese gl #gl series #gl drama #cgw #% #mg #sugai yuuka #nakamura yurika

[linkito]

I’m sorry are you being real right now Scar got the sand permit and Grian got red sand?????

#hermitcraft spoilers #desert duo #mcyt #bruhhhhh

[whiskeyswifty]

I cannot believe cowboy like me exists. I cannot believe she wrote a whole song about telling people what they want to hear for money. I cannot believe she refers to her pursuit of fame and fortune as the work of a bandit. A hustle. I can’t believe she refers to the love she gave to men she had dated in the past as swindling them. I can’t believe she wrote a whole song about a partnership that nobody will ever be able to prove was real or not and if they ever do she’ll be long gone with the money and all we will have left is the story in the songs. I cannot believe she referred to that partnership as a con. I cannot believe

#like implications sure whatever but I still can’t believe #with people saying what they say for YEARS #and she STILL WROTE THIS??? #SHE SAID THIS???? #BRUHHHHH #Wildest shit she’s ever done pure chaos agent shit #like evermore her most ????????? album in terms of #AM I HEARING THIS RIGHT??? #DID SHE SAY THIS???? #DID SHE KNOW SHE RELEASED THIS SONG??? #PUBLICLY?? #has anyone seen tree since is she ok

[works1ren]

Nahhhhhh why is it so cringeeee

anyway

:_D

#gego #goge #satosugu #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #bruhhhhh

[lynzeebee]

Wally : Big apple ✨

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #welcome home wally #wally darling #bruhhhhh #idk but i feel obsessed to the welcome home

[charmedcleric]

I find it funny how the game developers removed the crush/love interest system (idk what it was called) cause they didn’t think it was appropriate meanwhile the mc is running around like this the entire game and is literally a serial killer lmao

#hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy mc #mc can’t hug a boy but can go around and kill everyone like ??? #I just want to give Sebastian a hug #excuse my gameplay #i dodge a lot ahaha #bruhhhhh #hogwarts legacy oc #hphl #take a shot everytime I dodge lmao #sebastian sallow

[fixfoxnox]

Me to myself, yesterday: you know the only way I think they could mess up the soap skins for me is if they did like a zombie soap thing. Like I'd be happy with anything but that. But I doubt they'll do that lol

Me today after seeing the blackcell theme:

#THE ONE FUCKING THING #THE ONE THING I WAS LIKE HEY THEY SHOULDN'T DO THAT #BRUHHHHH #LIKE ITS NOT THE EXACT SAME BUT FUCK OFFFFFF #“increasing decay” DIE

[mikaikaika]

Dude it's so cool that yesterday Roier was showing Rubius' song to Cellbit like the fan he was and now both of them are listening to it today with Rubius himself

#Bruhhhhh #qsmp #cellbit #Roier #Rubius

[gunsatthaphan]

so We Are is gonna have 16 episodes,,,,,

#gmmtv #we are the series #thai bl #bl drama #bruhhhhh #16 weeks of New nonsense??? hell nah #thats 4 months???? #strong pass for me #winnysatang and auboom deserve better ffs #16 episodes for sniff kisses and fake crying and 12 episode for Only Friends????? jail.

[solns]

when i started ridgeside, i expected a small and cozy addition to stardew valley. i don't think that's the case anymore... i feel like this is gonna be sve's equivalent to the castle village outpost or something

#ridgeside village #bruhhhhh #stardew valley

[mutantthedark]

What the hell is wrong with anons sending me weird asks? 💀

#some of them make me really uncomfortable #some of them are nonsense #bruhhhhh #mutant talks

[disastertwins9000]

REF SHEET

Still have no idea how to make these so LEMME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANY MORE DRAWING INFO I MAY HAVE FORGOTTEN XD

NO THIS IS BEAUTIFUL THO LIKE WHAT THE HECK!!

she’s so coolll i would love to know if she’s got any backstory she seems so deep i love it

also sorry for not responding fast- i’ve been busy with life and my birthday is soon XP

#bruhhhhh #she’s so pretty #ihavewritersblockbutinreallife #lady rose sona #lady rose #ihavewritersblockbutinreallifeart #not my sona

[realbigpodcastslut]

Ao3 still being down is ruining my plans and now I have to actually do work

#bruhhhhh #do i have fanfic on my kindle? yesyesy3s #do i want to read any of it? #not particularly #i even have like a 100 real books on there but none sound good #ao3 #not podcast related

[lilhawkeye3]

Harwin Strong can body me like a sack of flour any day 😫

#what strong boys #house of the dragon #game of thrones #harwin strong #rhaenyra targaryen #bruhhhhh

[artistic-intrxvert]

Ahem.

Have some ROTTMNT turtles reacting to you being burnt like a crisp…Yippee-

Donnie

I feel like Donnie would’ve tried to tell you to remember to wear sunblock when you said you were going on vacation

So when you come back burnt like a crisp, mans sighed dramatically and starts scolding you about all the problems that come with getting sunburn

Dude would probably make something to help with it or just shake his head anytime it burns, saying something like “You did this to yourself…dumb dumb…”

Overall very upset about it, but would still care about you deep down

Leo

Leo would probably not tell you to wear sunblock, knowing full well that you were responsible enough to remember something si simple

When you come back from vacation with your face all red and in other areas (not like that…weirdo-), he would try to hold back his laughter

Yeah that didnt work Well

Laughed for like an hour straight before asking if you were alright

He’d still laugh about it the entire time you’re over at their lair

Leo would laugh at you but would still help

Mikey

Mikey would 100% tell you to remember sunblock, making sure to text you as well to make sure you wouldn’t forget

When you got back all sunburnt, he giggled a bit and said, “Did you forget sunscreen? Or did you use the awful spray on kind?”

He would giggle here and there but would still get stuff to help it go away

Mikey is so sweet and precious istg-

Raph

Ah, big brother Raph

He would tell you to have fun and remember to not stay outside too long in the sun

You came back, obviously didn’t listen to him

He would just sigh and say, “It could have taken you leas that five minutes to apply sunblock…Why are you like this-“

Overall somewhat upset that you didn’t put sunblock on but would make sure you’re alright

ALRIGHT THANKS FOR READING! REMEMBER YOUR SUNBLOCK, KIDS! HAVING SUNBURN FUCKING SUCKS MAN-

Have a good rest of your day/night, loves <3333

-artistic-intrxvert

#I’m sunburn #it hurts #bruhhhhh #rottmnt #rottmnt x reader #im not dead #yippee