#BRRRRRRRRRR

[awearywritersworld]

poker night — fushiguro toji x reader

warnings: unprotected sex. implied age gap. pet names (pretty girl/baby/sweet heart). "daddy". creampie. sub par writing.

mdni.

toji shows up early to poker night, an event your father hosts once every week, when he hears you're home after graduating from university.

he's exceptionally pleased when you answer the door in nothing more than a thin tank top and tiny pajama shorts, inviting him inside even though your father isn't home yet.

he makes himself comfortable on your living room couch, his broad frame and long legs taking up an impressive amount of space.

"so, you find yourself a boyfriend yet, pretty girl?"

your cheeks grow warm and you struggle to meet his eye. you've had a crush on toji for as long as you can remember, but he would never actually be interested in you... right?

"not yet," you answer, biting your bottom lip nervously. "most of the boys at school seem a little clueless when it comes to girls."

"that so?" he questions, eyes unabashedly trailing over your body. "maybe you should find yourself a man instead."

you're ashamed how quickly you wind up on your back, toji's cock greedily stretching out your pussy. really, it's almost pathetic— he didn't even have to work for it.

"f-feels s'good, daddy," you whimper, your hand clutching his bicep.

"oh, that's just wrong sweetheart," he chuckles, gripping your hips so harshly you're positive he'll leave marks. "you wan' me to be your daddy? hm?"

it is wrong. it's wrong and it's unforgivable and he loves it. why else would he be fucking you on the very same table he'll be sitting at tonight, playing poker with your father and their friends?

you nod weakly and his lips twist into a sly smirk.

lifting one of your legs over his shoulder, he uses the opportunity to land a smack to your ass. "words, baby."

"yes, ple—" you gasp sharply when he readjusts his angle, his fingers finding your clit and rubbing steady circles there.

"what was that? couldn't hear you."

"yes, toji! wanna be yours. please."

you don't have to ask him twice, not when your pretty little pussy is the best he's ever had. no one else even comes close.

his fingers thread through yours, an uncharacteristically soft gesture. "you are, sweetheart. all mine."

he feels you clench around him in response, and the sensation pulls an absolutely sinful noise from his throat.

you're so painfully close to your release that your eyes grow teary and your head lolls to the side.

"tch, i don't think so sweet girl," he chides, grabbing your chin roughly and turning your gaze back to him. "wanna see that pretty face while i fuck you."

you cum on his cock four times before he's decided you've had enough. he makes you beg him to fill you up, even though there's nothing he wants more than to see his cum spill from your cute little hole.

the two of you fall into a simple routine after that afternoon and for three whole months, no one has any idea that you spend most of your nights wrapped around toji's cock.

that is, until you interrupt poker night when the men sitting around the table have all had one too many drinks.

"hey, daddy?" you question, planning to ask your father if he knows where your mother is.

but before he has a chance to reply, toji speaks up. "yes, baby?"

#brrrrrrrrrr #been thinking about this for a while #m!writes!smut #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk #jjk x reader #jjk smut #toji #toji x reader #toji smut #toji fushiguro #toji fushiguro x reader #toji fushiguro smut #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jjk imagines #toji imagines #toji fushiguro imagines

[roger-that-palidan]

“What is with you?!”

#I'm gonna rewatch the trilogy #idc if plot is bad #action go #BRRRRRRRRRR #plus bayverse OP also go #BRRRRRRRR #macadam #transformers #optimus prime #i just luv angy expressions

[faggyangel]

The idea of Aziraphale falling the angel version of Crowley but that person is no more and then Aziraphale falling for the demon Crowley is eating my brain...

aziraphale fell for an angel who carved out the stars and when crowley crawled from his burnt up body, aziraphale loved a demon with scales and yellow eyes just as much. crowley fell from heaven and built himself back up from the ashes of who he used to be and aziraphale didn't even blink before loving him with his whole being. crowley has the capacity to be both of these iterations of himself, he changes and sheds his skin and aziraphale just keeps loving him. the angel that crowley used to be doesn't exist anymore but that's just fine because there isn't a crowley that aziraphale wouldn't love.

#BRRRRRRRRRR #exploding over and over and over and over again #crowley sheds his skin #he dies and comes back wrong and aziraphale is right there to love whatever slithers out of the still husk of what he used to know #am i being dramatic of course but do you geettttt ittttttt he just keeps fcucking loving him #good omens #aziracrow tag #does this count as spoilers?? i feel like this is pretty general so i feel like i'm good but i forget what everyone knows #i swear to god im gonna open ao3 again to write smth about this i cannot be stoppeeddddddd kdjfnaowirhf #the ineffable husbands are being ineffable again guys sorry #crowley's constant changes to his appearance and even his name really are like a snake shedding it's skin every few months he needs to molt #<3 mwah said with love

[rooster-does-art]

Rooster: That's no F-18.

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#Rooster #JetStream #Art #Random Art #MLP #My Little Pony #MLP Art #My Little Pony Art #Pegasus #Pegasi #Planes #Military Planes #A-10 #Brrrrrrrrrr

[feltferal]

He's been with Alice twenty years and thirty two days, with the Cullens two years seventy six days. Neither of them feel comfortable, but Alice is naturally the better of the two options. Yet even she is far from perfect. Jasper only watches her less warily than the rest. Where she floats and dances, completely at home here, he stalks and lurks, all dangerous predator like vampires are supposed to be. A coven that blended in with humans rather than eating them? He'd called bullshit immediately.

Alice had been adamant, citing her own gold eyes and promising him a new path forward. She had held his hand like a child on the hunt despite his hesitancy. Tugged him into the house with gentle murmurs though she'd been so thrilled to just be there she'd left his side rather quickly. He can't blame her even though it stung how swiftly she'd embraced what he saw only as a threat.

Carlisle tries. Esme tries. He thinks they genuinely want him to be a part of whatever this is. Maybe if he hadn't been flung into everything at once it would have been easier. All of it is foreign to him. Living indoors, fresh clothes, an unchanging group of people who had yet to so much do more than verbally snap at him. The strange environment feels like it stretches his entire being until he fears he'll snap. Lash out hiss spit bite claw because none of it makes any damn sense to him.

His hint that she should leave well enough alone is missed. Or Esme really does want to know and Jasper can't fathom why. Alice knew enough from her visions, her face soft and fallen when he flinched away or gave a warning growl. They'd never talked about it more than establishing boundaries. She wasn't allowed to touch him for the first few years after his non decision to put her on the ground took her by surprise.

"Isn't it obvious?" Bitter words are spat out like a bad taste. Surely Esme couldn't be that naive. Though evidently the world was much more peaceful than he'd been lead to believe and some clearly didn't even know what went on down south, he'd though even she knew what a bite looked like. They should all have them from being turned. "I was almost a hundred before I met Alice."

@wastheheart - here

#wastheheart #brrrrrrrrrr

[sampilled]

"dad said i either had to save you or kill you"

ok so obviously we don't know what john actually said, if he said this exact thing or something completely opposite but this line always gives me the brain buzzes

the way sam isn't capable of saving himself? the way sam 'going darkside' is framed as something completely out of his control that will happen to him no matter how good hearted he is.

the way both sides intend to keep sam completely in the dark

the demons never tell sam their plans for him, they just position him where they want him, point and shoot.

and the way its implied john was never gonna tell sam about the demon blood or that he thought he might need to be killed!

like what was john's plan? to just have sam carry on as usual and hopefully save him at some point and then sam can go on with his life blissfully unaware (which is kinda very sweet of john if thats the case)

or just put a bullet in his head one day when you decide he can't be saved? without sam seeing it coming so he never has to look at you and know what you plan for him?

crazy to think about how these events would have went down if john had stayed on the show for a few more seasons

#brrrrrrrrrr #<- my brain buzzing

[coiled-dragon]

Can someone cast Nicholas Hoult in a movie where he's a priest? I really REALLY need him as a priest for my mental collection

#brrrrrRRRRR

[conchudisima]

Es un escándalo esa burra.

#julian alvarez #Julián Álvarez #he said que lindo mi pelo #trola mal #lo amo #brrrrrrrrrr

[voidlessmaze]

hello sIR

#second user kinda 👀👀 ngl #brrrrrrrrrr #sIR what’s your name sir give me your name #bnha #bnha leaks #bnha spoilers #bnha 368 #second user

[just-a-leech-boy]

"Vaping! Where do you all stand on vaping?"

#brrrrrrrrrr #i. i have so much footage of hik on my phone now so i am aLSO making gifs.... #but my gifs are shit i just throw video at ezgifs.com #but anyway #alex horne #little alex Horne #the horne section #tim key #taskmaster #horne section #gbbo #the great british baking show #great celebrity bake off #bad golf #no more jockeys #8 out of 10 cats does countdown #8oo10cdc #my edits #edit #alex horne edit

[wehavecometoanend--maybe]

<- hurt

#remembered please stay as a song exists and took damage points #brrrrrrrrrr #p

[euphor1a]

😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫 about to get down on my knees

#kei 🍒 #GOOD SIR YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE SHOULD BE ILLEGAL #BRRRRRRRRRR #FUCSKSHGSJAKSKSKDKJD I CANT #god i feel weird i can’t believe this single photo has reduced me to a mess #����💥😺💥😺💥 #AAAAAHHHHHHHH #need to get that &t masterlist done and start posting abt him CAUSE LOOK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AT THIS MAN?!?!?!?!?!? #why is hE SO FINE UGH #i just wanna know what happened in 1997 cause why all the finest mfers are 97 liners??

[theflyingcosmos]

MY BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nyanyways these are my designs for Jeremy Fitzgerald and Michael Afton I adore them sm *eats them*

#om nom nom #puts them in a blender #brrrrrrrrrr #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf 2 #pre-game #pre game #art #au #alternate universe #headcanon #mlm #gay #these boys KISS #they kiss a LOT #muah #i love them

[hawnks]

HENLO???

#he truly is a fucking himbo but like HELLO?? #he will also beat the shit out of someone for trying to hurt his partner #brrrrrrrrrr #he’s going full yandere and #w- #woof #🥺 #squawk tag

[hinokvmi]

tw negative, tw rant

me and two of my close friends (who used to be my roommates, but we all had to move out and i ended up in a diff apartment with a separate friend) haven't been able to make plans lately because of our differing schedules, but we ran into each other (we still live in the same complex lmao) while they were out walking their dog and i was coming home from work and we made plans for next week (today) and at the time they said "5:30 or 6" but they never specified so i texted them (15 minutes?) ago asking which time and

they texted me "for what?"

hahaha in spain w/out the s

and now they're saying "oh we never got very specific with the plans" when we ALL said a general time and what we were doing. aaaaaaaa

#brrrrrrrrrr #there goes literally any mood i ever had ever ima just crawl into bed and expire ppfpfpfpfpf #... ⁺☆˚･ﾟ⁀ ooc. / ( mun. )

[romanoschmid]

#i'm going insane #brrrrrrrrrr #sv werder bremen #niklas stark