#BECAUSE THE CIPHER HAD ACTUAL BONKERS NONSENSE LORE / EASTER EGGS!!! these are just filler in half the cases:(

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so zurg text from lightyear does make sense and the guide to deciphering it can be found in the artbook (along with a warp shaped straw i can grasp). so i compiled some screenshots from the movie along with "translations"! :~) do with this information WHAT YOU WILL. and know that zurg can apparently READ BACKWARDS.

#the 73ghu screenshot made me want to kill people. #origpost #lightyear #lightyear 2022 #shoutout to my twitter mutual shiv for reminding me these exist! #i think the creators of lightyear really wanted the kids who watch it (and i say this sincerely and as an autistic person) #to get wicked autistic about it. hence this text thing and the intricate spaceship models sold as merch and nasa-accurate spacesuits #this movie wants you to rotate it in your mind so bad #but BROTHER. i am eating up every scrap of buzz lightyear related content yet this movie gave me INDIGESTION #AND I LOVE SCIFI & SPACE OKAY!!! man i dont know i just dont like the tone and the beat-to-death moral and the gritty realism of ly #woag ok. done being a little hater. anyway is anyones translated these before ill chew on some wires or something. IN ANY CASE ENJOY !! #also this thing reminded me of artemis fowl bc the paperbacks had the same cipher it was very fun for me to decipher (fun-ner than these) #BECAUSE THE CIPHER HAD ACTUAL BONKERS NONSENSE LORE / EASTER EGGS!!! these are just filler in half the cases:( #but also i was what. 12. undiagnozed. not a care in the world. of course repetitive niche fandom work was fun for me look at me.