#Anyways time skip to the olympics(?!?) Sonic and Tails are there

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i love having zombie dreams like yes, please show me how good I am at dodging bouts of common sense

But it was weird that Sonic was there tho

#I love realizing That at the end I had turned myself despite being the only survivor #That was cool and I actually kinda want to go more in depth #So like it started out with me vibing with an f/o fishing and playing with a dog in the water #He left and the reaper invasion started?!?! Anyways I hid like a puss but eventually popped up to talk shit #My dad?!? Charged in with a fourteen wheeler and killed the geth and then I was in a camper with my family #They were talking shit how I hadn’t seen shit and how I don’t know and stuff and then an old man chimed in to show proof #Anyways cut to me and my family searching around using the Dr/agon Age search feature function thing to fix our camper #So anyways somehow at this point I am the only one knowing about this viral infection and being openly terrified of it #So basically my grandmother and brother were with me and the lights started to flicker (that’s how you know someone nearby is infected) #I freak out and am locked into an apartment room with those two (I think my grandmother is the infected one) #Anyways time skip to the olympics(?!?) Sonic and Tails are there #Tails is infected and infects Sonic so Sonic kills them both so me and my now new group can escape #We go through the sewers loosing people as we go along #We end up in a good transplant place where everyone is infected but they all seem human? #I’m the only one left as I crawl through razors and beg that they don’t attack me #They all are confused and so I escape through the entrance and then I wake up #So anyways I likely had become infected myself and that’s why they all seemed so alive!! I liked that dream :) #elyan bleats

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Fic idea that won't leave my head despite my continued insistence that I'm not going to write it (Bad dad Eggman warning)-

It's a Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games fic. Bowser and Eggman are hanging out, villain solidarity and all that.

Metal Sonic walks in. Eggman precedes to pause his conversation with Bowser to absolutely scream at Metal for coming in third place in the 100m sprint. The whole nine yards. "I built you to be SUPERIOR!" and all that. He then orders Metal back to the training area to practice clear through the night 'til the next morning.

He then turns back to Bowser and says, "you were right! Kids are difficult!"

And from that moment Bowser makes it his mission to adopt Metal Sonic at all costs.

Just one problem- nobody believes him.

The Mario gang insists that it's none of their business. There's a truce between heroes and villains during the games, after all, and Peach isn't interested in pissing off what she sees as Mobian sovereign who's been known to mess with cross-dimensional shenanigans before.

So, to the surprise of everyone, Bowser then goes to Sonic to mention the problem- only for an apathetic Sonic to emphasize that he's already given Metal enough second chances by now and that frankly it's his own fault if Eggman's mean to him. Most of the rest of the Sonic gang seem to agree with this- with the distinct exception of Amy, but even she's hesitant to stir up trouble during the games. She suggests that if Bowser nicely talked to Eggman about all this, maybe Eggman would treat Metal Sonic better!

But of course, Bowser already gave the dress-down of the century to Eggman the very moment after he sent Metal Sonic away. Did Eggman listen? Of course not.

But we all know that Bowser is nothing if but persistent. He also happens to be the resident expert on kidnapping people. . .

Step 1: Bowser got his kids together and asked them to help him befriend Metal. So now Metal's got this menagerie of Koopas suddenly taking an interest in him and he doesn't really know how to deal with it. Other kids? They think he's cool and not a failure? They invite him to hang out and do fun things? But of course, Eggman prohibits "fraternizing with the enemy", but Metal finds ways to get around this order anyway.

Step 2: have the Koopa kids teach Metal a koopa sign language- one of the kids, Lemmy, already uses this sign language because he's nonverbal, so it's not too hard for the rest of the kids plus Bowser himself to sneak in a few lessons behind Eggman's back.

Step 3: once Metal is conversational, Bowser asks Metal if he'd like a new papa who won't scream at him so much.

Step 4: realize in horror as Metal explains that he can't leave- Eggman's programming won't allow him.

Step 5: Bowser asks Amy to ask Tails how to get the subservient programming out of Metal's head. Tails then provides a small USB plug-in that'll give him remote access connection once plugged into Metal's systems so that he can undo the programming.

Step 6: kidnapping time!

Step ???: realize that Metal would actually prefer to be a girl. Bowser's daughters/GNC kids then proceed to dress her up in the blackest, spikiest clothes and accessories they have. Metal adores it.

Step 7: ruin the entire Olympic games setup as Eggman threatens violence against whoever stole his robot.

Step 8: Metal gives her original "dad" the finger as she jumps into the portal back to the Koopa kingdom with her much cooler new family.

Uhhhh skip a few steps in here as the whole Bowser family goes no contact with the rest of either gang for a bit. They don't care that they ruined the Olympic games, not when they got a cool new daughter/sister out of the deal. Eventually the Mario gang comes around and forgives Bowser for ruining the games. They then invite Metal go-karting. All is well.

Step 11: Sonic visits the mushroom kingdom one day and is absolutely appalled to find out that people say to him "ohhhh you're like the flesh version of Princess Metal from the Koopa kingdom!"

#random bullshit go! #mario and sonic at the olympic games #sth #metal sonic #bowser #add this to the pile of crossovers I'll never actually write #this was inspired by the fact that both Bowser and Metal love wearing black bands with spikes

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ready to watch nintendo redeem e3 2019

watching it on their official youtube, live chat is using tilt controls apparently

(please note, i’m only watching the direct, i’m skipping the treehouse because i have work this afternoon i don’t have time for treehouse)

i sincerely hope animal crossing gets revealed, not because i’ve recently decided i do indeed like the game but because the fanbase is probably going to have an anyuerism if it doesnt happen.

oh its smash, link kickin butt in smash

but also getting butt kicked.

saved by.......someone i don’t know from a game i don’t know.  live chat says he’s from dragon quest.

i was really hoping revali was just gonna show up as a fighter, i know he’s already in as a spirit but it would’ve just been funny, link getting beat up so revali saves him.

its a whole army of anime boys, coming to smash.

and now a trailer for dragon quest, maybe they should’ve done this one first so people like me would know who the heck it was that got added to smash.

i still don’t know much about dragon quest, but the fact that this one has that retro mode still makes me grin.

they’re doing the doug bowser joke everyone knew they’d do.  but i don’t care how obvious a joke it as, it was cute.

doug bowser looks very tired already, you people meme’d him too hard.

luigi’s masnion 3!

ghost pupper

wow all the other characters are here too?

sucction shot.

gooigi provides overpowered abilities and co-op

there’s also multiplayer with hordes of luigis

i only know about the games from ftcr’s legendary playthrough of the first game, but i’m stilll excited

whoawhoawhoaWHOA DARK CRYSTALLLLLLLLLLL

WHY IS LIVE CHAT NOT FREAKIN OUT RIGHT NOW DARK CRYSTAL VIDEOGAME

LIVE CHAT SHUT UP IM SO HYPED FOR DARK CRYSTAL GAME

now link remake

its looks kind of claymationy, i love it

link’s awakening, apparently its the twin peaks of link?

ooh dungeon editor

squeenix

more anime games

trials of mana, oh so is that like secret of mana?  a sequel or something?

i only know secret of mana from robot co-op.

oh hey it IS related to secret of mana, which is coming to switch today

WITCHER 3 FOR SWITCH

full anime

“this is the worst class reunion ever” he says with a dopey smile

fire emblem game they revealed earlier this year, people were excited about it then.

comes out a few days before my birthday.

resident evil??

resident evil in a spooksy mansion

you fell victim to the classic blunder, you opened the front doors

resident evil 5 and 6 coming to switch, the two games folks don’t like

what is this and his voice acting is bleh

travis touchdown, that might be one of the douchiest names i’ve ever heard.

no more heroes 3, anyway

that right there is some early 2000′s graphics

how was that giirl gyrating so much by shooting a handgun?

anyway its a contra

and all the other contras on switch later today

DAEMON X MACHINAAAAAA

SEPT 13

a goblin shark with wings?

oh its panzer dragoon!

more pokemon!!!

you can use the pokeball plus accessory with sword & shield, not as a controller but you can stick your critters in it and good things happen,

oh no the water type gym leader was revealed and i guarantee you she’s going to replace sonia was the internet’s waifu.  also, she’s humanized marina.  

for a second i thought it was cyberpunk 2077

its the astral chain game.

a piano on fire

is this la noire?

no its empire of sin

some marvel title, idc.

oh its that indie link game, cool

mario?

mario and sonic olympics!

peach just kicked tails in the face

retro mode apparently

put infinite in the game, you cowards

uhoh

OH HERE IT COMES?

YESSSSSSSS ANIMAL CROSSING

WHY IS THERE ENGLISH VOICE OVER THATS WEIRD

its an island and tom nook has a workbench

he looks adorbs in his lil hawaiian shirt

you can place furniture outside???

FREYA

also i got spoiled on my current new leaf game, it says fuschia is moving in and she was just in the trailer so now i know who she is

anyway its called new horizons and its coming in early 2020.

it looks so good and seems to have super multiplayer

but im scared to look at the animal crossing reddit right now

spyro!!

ni no kuni???

minecraft dungeons

blades but i knew about that one already

doom eternal

sinking city

ALIEN ISOLATIONNNNN

more smash?

OH MY GOSH

THEYRE DOING IT

BANJOOOOOOOO

THE MEME CAN FINALLY REST

AND THEY ACTUALLY LOOK REALLY GOOD COMPARED TO HOW THEY DID IN FREAKIN NUTS AND BOLTS

I DONT EVEN LIKE BANJO KAZOOIE THAT MUCH YOOKA LAYLEE ALL THE WAY BUT STILL IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS

one more thing?  what could follow up banjo kazooie for smash?

eels, apparently?

WAIT

THATS LEGEND OF ZELDA ISNT IT???

BOTW?????

ITS A SEQUELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

HOLY SHIT

WOW

WHAT

NINTENDO OFFICIALLY WINS E3 2019 i mean it wasn’t really that much of a competition, everyone else was meh, but AAAAAAAAA

#sci's e3 experience