Hannibal's sleazy smiles whenever he felt amused by Bedelia's conjectures vs. His soft amused eye-twinkling smile whenever he was amused/enamored with Will. Hannibal's brutality when he fights Jack and steps over Alana. His stern familiarity with Chiyo, indicative of tough love.
All of it is the true him. Beneath the monotonous drab facade, he's full of mischief and ire and love and perverse intensity. He's so well-written idek what to do.
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3 AM thoughts: A hannigram and Margot/Alana Bly manor AU
Will as Rebecca Jessel
Hannibal as peter quint
Margot as Dani Clayton
Alana as Jamie Taylor
Bella Crawford as Hanna Grose
Jack Crawford as Owen Sharma
Miriam as Viola Willoughby( aka lady of the lake )
Abigail as Flora
Fredrick Chilton as the Uncle Henry Wingrave
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no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched
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Just remembered that Will Graham was canonically a professor and-
What was that even LIKE???
Picture the scene: youre a bright-eyed prospective FBI agent who needs to take this class for a credit and you roll up to see a man who looks like he slept in a dumpster teaching your class.
Ok fine you can deal with that.
Next thing you learn is that he has the social skills of a ground-nesting chipmunk and the class has realized he tolerates you all only because you sit fifty feet away from him.
Fine. Cool. Sure.
Maybe the class starts trying to win him over. Maybe they leave him an apple as a joke and he goes on a fifteen minute rant about how many apples will kill you. The class realizes they can get him to talk about certain things:
Government Officials (Derogatory), Dogs, Knives, Dogs, Guns, Dogs, Kraft Mac and Cheese, Silly String (Derogatory)…
They get him a murder mystery book for his birthday and he spends the next class period talking about why it was wrong and who REALLY did it.
The class does some research, apparently he’s wired up in a weirder way than the class thought. That’s fine, you all like him in a “teacher who hates everyone kind of way”
Then he starts rambling about murders as if he WAS THERE AND DID IT, zones out, regularly gets interrupted by random people and then vanishes off the face of the earth only to reappear as a “murder husband” a few months later.
Good for him, you all knew only a bisexual could be that much of a flaming wreak.
The class is Professor Grahams biggest supporters, they cheer when he gets out of prison and keep up with the news as best they can.
Because goddamnit he’s their WEIRDO and good fucking batshit crazy teachers are SO hard to find
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Guess who’s watching the gay cannibals in the year of our lord 2024
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Alana bloom is hilarious
She’s like ‘I hate will and Hannibal they are gay and kill ppl’
And then she sees (1) pretty traumized girl and immediately does THE SAME DAMN THING.
like girl you CANNOT blame them.
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