#15 minutes of this movie? not bad

[panneshirley]

every movie I watched in 2024:

Ready to Rumble dir. Brian Robbins, 2000

#ready to rumble #ready to rumble 2000 #david arquette #scott caan #* #I AM COMMITTING!!!! #to be honest the first like #15 minutes of this movie? not bad #but boy oh boy it goes downhill quick #2024 movies

[ihatebiden]

bottoms was soooo good i loved when they killed people and did terrorism ❤️

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms spoiler #i want to rewatch it so bad but i dont feel like paying 15$ dolalrs again and i cant find it online yet #the only cam icould find is missing huge chunks of the movie i think theres only like 50 minutes filmed #including the end credits but not the whole beginning. ok.

[hazelenjoyer]

one thing I did not notice in the ~filmed in a theater~ version of bottoms is they actually acknowledged the pjhazel kiss... i did not hear that part at ALL on the first two watches i just thought they were too distracted by everything else happening to address it 😭

#“they kissed on the mouth... with tongue” “as a distraction! and we can do it again if people are asking!” okay pj! #did anyone notice hazels lil smile at sylvie before she said that .. she wanted that kiss so bad im gonna.. #bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #hazel callahan #oh and i also didnt notice hazel meant to set the first bomb to 15 minutes not seconds.. these lil details made it so much funnier

[talesfromthecrypts]

Shudder’s 101 Scariest Movie Moments

Episode 4: 62-50

#101 scariest movie moments #horroredit #userscary #usergiles #classichorrorblog #mygifs #telling y'all right now you do not have to watch past the 20 minute mark of when a stranger calls #no need to waste your time like that #perfectly fine 15-20 minute short film #rest of the movie is bad

[allerod]

Dangerous Gentlemen

tomorrow, saturday the 27th, 10pm msk, 8pm cet, 2pm est, come watch this masterpiece of pro-drugs propaganda, as we stream it on hyperbeam with brand new improved english subs.

things that will be included:

drugs

alcohol

dead people???? crime mystery?????

horny lenin

copious references to polish culture

70 tones of mud

things that won't be included:

first world war, despite it being set in 1914. no time for conflict, we're partying

#i will reblog this post 15 minutes before we start with the hyperbeam link :) #come. come. i saw this movie in cinemas 5 times #i'm so excited about this watch i'm even making this post. even tho there was already a post made. putting this in the tag and all #i spend days working on the subs. bc the og ones were. rather bad #which btw!! you can find on opensubtitles! #watch this movieeee i lovee it!!! #niebezpieczni dżentelmeni #soviet movie club™

[starthelostboys]

i think that marko refuses to see movies alone, so any time he wants to see something in theatres he insists that all of the other lost boys, star, and laddie all go with him

#he's like it'll be a group thing it'll be fun #and then they go to see like leprechaun 2 or some shit and no one but marko and paul has any fun #and they spend like 15 minutes sneaking laddie into the theatre cause it's an r rated movie #the lost boys #tlb #kate's bad takes

[timeisacephalopod]

This winter (the season not the me) has been unseasonably and terrifyingly warm, like it's 10 degrees (Celsius sorry Americans) out today and I'm reminded of an article I read in the news a couple years ago about how Canada was baking at twice the rate as the rest of the world and go 👁️👄👁️. In my youth snow where I live would be probably a foot high in the lowest snow areas of snow drifts and up to my waist (in adult height) in the high parts, and every year I see less and less snow ☠️☠️☠️

On one hand despite my namesake I actually loathe the season winter, I'm extremely sensitive to the cold and getting brain freeze because the wind is blowing against the direction you're walking in sucks booty hole. But like NO snow is extremely bad. VERY bad. Do not like living out the consequences of climate change because uh. Canada just does not seem to have winters like it used to and hasn't in years. It's like watching all the corn crops stop growing like they used to because the summers are so much dryer and hotter with the exception of last summer, which was almost wet enough to kill the corn with that. But they survived and grew bushy like they used to and it was kind of terrifying to acknowledge I hadn't seen a crop that good in years.

#winters ramblings #on one hand it genuinely is SO NICE to not deal with snow seriously it is SO inconvenient #beautiful to look at for sure REALLY stunning when its not literally blinding you but omG snow on roads #in the cities where i live leave HUGE slush puddles and the snow is so MUSHY and WET from cars #pulverizing it to a fine icy slush ready to SOAK your feet in freezing water. shit is inconvenience powder #but the environment is in NEED of the snow that is how this country works environmentally NORMALLY #but no now we have consistently spring weather and ever less snowy winters #although we did have a shitty winter a couple years ago but thats not exacy indicive of much when it goes against prior patterns #and also that shitty winter STILL wasnt the winters of my childhood. the snow was ABSURD then #and yes its because drifts were the size of ME but even the massive piles of snow plowed from side walks are so much smaller #IF theres snow pules at all weve BARELY got snow this year and none of it stuck!! #like damn its been gone long enough ill miss it exactly until i have to walk to a bus stop in it #when i was 13 ill never forget my parents making me return a movie in a snow storm and it took me FORTY MINUTES #to complete this task because the snow NO JOKE was up to my wasit the whole way and i was my full 5'6 then #the snow was HORRIBLE. and for reference how long it USUALLY takes me to walk uptown and back? #roughly 15 minutes round trip so it took longer to walk ONE WAY than it took me to do a round trip no snow #and thats the last time i remember having a REALLY bad winter on account of walking to school was ALSO hell if the sidewalk #wasnt already plowed and usually only the main streets got that and i was Middle Street so id be done when id be going HOME #but not when i was going TO school. that winter blew ASS butlike it was normal bring them back 😭😭

[bravevolunteer]

i have been avoiding rbing memes bc of the sheer volume of my inbox but also. all of those are from before gaining a handful of new mutuals—

#aaaaaaaa #bc i know memes are the easiest way to reach out for a lot of people they are for ME #and yea im trying to focus on tackling old drafts rn but i wanna offer that so bad DFSHGDJF #and i don't really do starter calls much (i AM still planning on getting to the rest of the movie based ones dw) #i might grab a few later tbh fuck it i cut down like 50 it's fine DSFHDFJ #after i go talk to my manager bc they want me to come in for reapplication even though i'm 90% sure i'm still in the system #i will either be there for 15 minutes or an hour who knows #⁂ ･ﾟ: i was looking for a job‚ and then i found a job‚ and heaven knows i’m miserable now ➛ ooc

[nancywheeeler]

i don't care whether or not timmy can pull off bob dylan. i care about who's playing the members of the band.

#catch me scouring the imdb pages of every actor under 30 listed in the cast #i think charlie tahan is probably robbie #and eli brown has a richard manuel-esque look to him if you squint really hard #which would make will harrison of daisy jones and the six fame rick danko.......hmm. not goofy enough. #all the members of the band have such distinctive faces i don't envy being that casting director #idk if they'll cut garth but i really hope they don't cut levon #he leaves the band because he can't stand being booed every night! that's some sweet late second act conflict right there! #the movie is going to be so bad but i will be seated for the 15 minutes of screen time the band gets #a shout into the void

[andthebeanstalk]

Puppet Master: The Legacy isn't canon because how DARE you kill my boy Ricky off-screen! I don't THINK so, Miss Generic Early-2000s B-Movie Action Lady Whom I Think Might Also Be The Mom in Gilmore Girls!!!! You take this garbage right back to the DUMP!!!

(And by "you", I ofc mean the writers who wrote you, since the Gilmore Girl in question wicked did not write this barely-a-movie.)

It also isn't canon because I decided already that the evil Andre Toulon in the second movie was merely an impostor buried in his grave! So anything that invalidates that theory is invalid, actually.

Anyway, yet another reason Charles Band should give me control over the series because I would do it better. Thank you for coming to my ted talk in which you slowly come to realize that everyone else in the audience is an undead doll. <3

#original #puppet master #puppet master the legacy #andre toulon #IF THE ANDRE TOULON IN YOUR MOVIE IS A BAD PERSON THEN YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED #he is the BEST #also this movie is literally 85% clips from the other films #so really what I'm saying is not canon is the 15 minutes of original footage filmed for this movie #horror

[castrovulcant]

What a time to remember that I am superhero trash

#specifically Superman and Spiderman #had them both on the brain for the last two days #they're my favourite #honestly tho #if you give me a hero character that just wants to do good at the expense of themselves #i will fall head over heels every. single. time. #well #maybe it's also the secret identity thing #i didn't really care much for the mcu characters #none of them had a secret identity and it didn't feel like they were there to help people #i mean #to be fair #they did very well help people and save civilians #but most of their movies were centered around themselves and this one big bad person who didn't really do anything until the final 15-30 #minutes #ah the issues of setting up a cinematic universe and establishing everything for the main bad guy to be endgame #however i am saying this as someone who only knows the avengers through the cinematic universe not their comics #but spiderman and superman are just *gestures wildly* #they have their hero persona and they choose to do good whilst keeping their identity a secret #it is the perfect formula for me

[circusclownproductions]

hey gay ppl have you ever seen The Platform

#I just managed to fall asleep for like 15 whole minutes and managed to have a nightmare about it #my fault for talking about cannibalism today tbh #this movie scared me so bad tbh but it was rlly good #🍱

[meatballlady]

psst the Barbie movie is anti feminist propaganda pass it on

#barbie #barbie movie #i was 100% on board until the last 15 minutes #the moral of the story is that the status quo is good #and that if women had power they would be just as bad as men in power #and that it's sufficient to just talk about gender issues #but actually changing anything isn't necessary #ken doesnt need any power right? #give me a break #what a terrible ending #to be crystal clear #feminism isnt about taking power from men #its about collaborating #gender roles are okay on an individual basis #but ultimately gender shouldn't matter #god just respect each other #wtf

[catfoodsminmo]

#i'm watching yeti: a love story once more #this movie is so bad but of the 15 minutes ive watched ive laughed for 14

[daisyachain]

Finally Watched Spider-Verse. It’s a less tight movie than the first one but I loved it as much for it. It’s the most comicky thing I’ve watched. The first one was a good movie based on comics. This feels like reading a good comic. The soundtrack had fewer standouts compared to the first one, but the score got the chance for far more high points with the switching of genres between dimensions. A movie by people who love comics for people who love comics. And I love comics.

#kelsey liveblogs movies #genuinely just 2 hours and 15 minutes of high. there wasn't a single moment i wasn't either having the time of my life or otherwise invested #only complaint is that there is not enough ganke. if he gets a subplot in the next movie i will scream and throw things #(good). if he doesn't i will scream and throw things (bad).

[starthelostboys]

the frog bros are like. guys who’ve never seen a movie before

#edgar says his favorite movie is rambo but he’s only ever seen like 15 minutes of it when it was on tv one time #alan just straight up tells people he’s never seen a movie #the lost boys #tlb #kate’s bad takes